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douchebag

just needs that orange tan to complete the look!

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by WheresTheBeef

submitted October 30th 2008

55 comments
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comments (55)
Someone better give those two an orange hat or a vest so the hunters don't shoot them! its Guido season ya know!
9 years ago
Then what the fuck do they need safety gear for?
9 years ago
To make them more visible.
9 years ago
Smurk is president of the Save The Guido foundation.
9 years ago
But of course! If we don't save some now, future generation will miss out on the joy of shooting at them!
9 years ago
You gonna squirt some moob milk at them?
9 years ago
Every single one of these guys should be shot in the fucking head...
9 years ago
Every single girl that is attracted to douches like this should be shot in the fucking head...
9 years ago
I bet she's taken many a shot in the face.
9 years ago
dont know whether to shoot the guido fucks, or the jackass who made the tuxedo
9 years ago
Why choose? Toss the airhead in while you're at it.
9 years ago
You're all sounding pretty jealous. If you don't like girls going for them, then present a better option to the girls.
9 years ago
My, what a logical and level-headed suggestion.

Thanks to you, good sir. That is the kind of attitude we need more of around here.
9 years ago
*combs hair and tucks cock away*
9 years ago
Finally I agree with Steel on something. You know the scariest part, every picture I see of these dipshits they're with a female. What are these girls thinking?
9 years ago
Sociopath...ANY option is a better option than these fags. I'd date a fat ugly old man before I'd date one of those guidos.
9 years ago
I'm tipping the girl in the picture is far prettier than you. I'm talking about attracting pretty girls, and you don't do that by complaining about guidos getting all the girls.
9 years ago
Cuntscab, Hank. Hank, Cuntscab.
9 years ago
I am incredibly handsome and virile.
9 years ago
I wasn't complaining that they get all the girls. I was saying that the girls that go for guys like that are semi-retarded thundercunts, and I'm quite pretty, thank you.
9 years ago
Guido in cammo? WTF?
9 years ago
FTW**
9 years ago
Just kidding. Guido = automatic fail.
9 years ago
Just kidding. Guido = automatic fail.
9 years ago
So true it should be said twice.
9 years ago
dago vs guido Whoever wins we all lose
9 years ago
Guy's tailor got confused when he was asked to make the guy look like a faggot.
9 years ago
Lol, it's the tails that bring it to that next level.
9 years ago
NIGGLEBOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR!
9 years ago
??
FAIL!!
9 years ago
Looks like they spent their honeymoon tangled in the largest ball of yarn in Minnesota...
9 years ago
pretty sure they just went to prom.
9 years ago
Wardrobe by Mossy Oak.
9 years ago
sports and outdoors.....Acadamy!!
9 years ago
i HATE them.


Period.
9 years ago
I haven't been in the states for awhile, but is this shit popular now? Seriously, how many of these fucks are populating our country? Is it really that trendy?
9 years ago
I think it's an east coast thing... Cuz' I haven't seen any in California...... Yet...
9 years ago
its a jersey thing
9 years ago
Jersey is the Iran of America.
Filled with useless trash, occupying potential parking spaces.
9 years ago
There are a vast few in the west coast...but the west side does it Mexican Style they all wear their hair in that caught in a wind tunnel style, with dress shirts and soo much axe body spray that the "axe effect" is actually the girls running in the opposite direction.
9 years ago
realtree should be proud
9 years ago
since when the hell did guidos become half redneck
9 years ago
Right after valley girls became half hillbilly.
9 years ago
I didn't know cabellas sold prom gear. I'm off to Cabellas
9 years ago
It's acturly a pretty good idea. I myself sleep with a camo comforter so that no one can see me when I sleep.
9 years ago
I can still find you Jonesy...by smell.
9 years ago
At the Army surplus store they have camo condoms with the tag line "Don't let them see you cumming.".
9 years ago
I always put out a decoy steamer to distract predators.
9 years ago
whitetrash
9 years ago
Yes, you are.
9 years ago
Guess what he's getting right now that we all would love to have a piece of.

9 years ago
Tits? No, wait.. thats not it.. I give up.
9 years ago
I know that Epi is just itching to get some STDs... Can't say that anyone else wants some of that action though.....
9 years ago
Reminds me, I need to get over to th eBass Pro Shop in Auburn. I always get hungry when I walk by that big aquarium.
9 years ago
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY KILL THEM!
9 years ago
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