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bike crash

only white people....

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by -Morph-

submitted October 28th 2008

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comments (49)
Stupid hurts.
9 years ago
Not nearly enough.
9 years ago
I think he'll have left a fair thickness of skin on the road there. That light patch is an anti-skid surface, and it's rough as fuck!
9 years ago
"Those crazy Brits!!!" They're either hiding in their basements, scared of pillaging, murdurous nazis, or riding their bikes at an unsafe speed! heehee.
9 years ago
it's a fulfilling life
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
modisoon, that description should be included on urbandictionary.com
9 years ago
Except for the "hiding in their basements, scared of pillaging, murdurous nazis" bit.
9 years ago
and the bit about bikes
9 years ago
Nice Brakes!
9 years ago
Today I saw this stupid little mexican kid riding his bike into oncoming traffic on a busy ass street... After I passed him I didn't bother to look in the rear-view mirror, cuz' I was too busy watching my gas meter...
9 years ago
He was mexican...I really dont think it was "his bike" to begin with.
9 years ago
went down Mont Ventoux (france) at 85 km/h at a certain point. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (not that any of you care, i know.)
9 years ago
I always go to the gym on my bike and ill generally get honked at atleast a couple of times a week. Traffic lights are for vehicles on the road. Since I can hop from road to pavement, it puts me above the law!!
9 years ago
LOL. or below the ground eventually.
9 years ago
I just stop at the lights, any opportunity for a rest etc.
9 years ago
No Brit I know uses KPH. We use MPH. It's Brit roads but stupid yanks in the car and probably on the bike to.
9 years ago
yes , those Yanks are a stupid bunch of twats
9 years ago
you shitty brit!! :P
9 years ago
Fucking Yanks! How the hell did they get in?
9 years ago
Ban them all I say.....BAN THEM ALL!
9 years ago
Since when did 'Yanks' use kp-fucking-h? They're young Brits, brought up in a fully metricated world. They only understand metres, litres and, and...
9 years ago
The majority of british people still use a weird combination of metric and imperial measurements...
Most people say mph, but then use cm or metres to refer to the length of something.. yet, we usually measure someone's height in feet and inches and weight in Stone and pounds, yet use grams and kg for products, like fruit and shit...
its pretty stupid
9 years ago
What is a stone, lbs wise?
9 years ago
14lbs. The weight of a particular stone somewhere in Middle England when Charles the 1st was trying to stop traders from ripping people off.
9 years ago
Edward III, then. Still 14lbs. Unless, of course, you wanted the Butcher's Stone which was eight pounds.
9 years ago
Combo, I use mph and miles etc but mm and g for drawing and stuff. It's not really stupid, it's just that standard lends itself well to vague (and large) amounts and metric to specific (and small) amounts. And standard measures are in the vernacular of all English speaking countries. Even Aussies say they're 'miles away' etc and they rate car engine power in kW.

I'll shut up.
9 years ago
Its mph. Noone I know would say "I was going 120kph" or "Its 37 km away". Its all miles baby.
9 years ago
I prefer to use furlongs per fortnight.
9 years ago
But the numbers get a bit big, 30mph = 40320fpf.
9 years ago
Oranje would say that he has had miles of cock run up his arse.
9 years ago
Irish will never be happy until he has my genetic legacy dripping off his face.
9 years ago
Whereas Oranje will never be happy until half of Harlem has their genetic legacy dripping from his asshole.
9 years ago
30mph = 80640fpf

haha joke ruined. Take that, you Lancashire dwelling bastard!
9 years ago
Way to lower the tone, Irish!
9 years ago
What does that mean?
9 years ago
If something lowers the tone of a place, it makes it less suitable for people of a high social class, and if something lowers the tone of a conversation or a piece of writing, it makes it less polite or of a lower quality.

You tone lowerer, you!
9 years ago
Sounds about right.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
I am the official tone lowerer in the teacher's lounge
9 years ago
Ok, ok, so I miscalculated by a week, but it's not a joke. Furlongs per fortnight is an S.I. standard measure
9 years ago
It's ok! I'm a professional!
9 years ago
When I was a kid, we'd hit 40-45mph on our ten speeds all the time. And sometimes while holding onto the back of trucks.
9 years ago
sure sure...
9 years ago
I was hoping to hear the sound of an imbecile's skull popping and then bursting under the pressure of a bus tire. I have heard it is dinstinctly different from the sound a submoron's head makes in the same situation. I am thoroughly disappointed chaps. Thoroughly. Hah!
9 years ago
I was surprised at how quickly he got up

Looked like he was trying to brake using his feet... always a smart decision
9 years ago
Probably the only brakes on the bike.
9 years ago
I can see how that makes sense in a park... but on the road?
9 years ago
Yeah on the roads crazy. You gay fuck.
9 years ago
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