points: 12

Abortion

It can't taste that bad with some fries

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by KiLLerSmUrF

submitted October 26th 2008

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I want Chinese food.
9 years ago
god I haven't had that in ages.

Dammit I want some now!
9 years ago
mmmm general tso's
9 years ago
Not an imaginitive choice? Try the szechwan pickled pigs feet instead~
9 years ago
nah. i like general tsos. or peking duck.
9 years ago
can i get that to go?
9 years ago
Why does everyone always say general tso? Sweet & Sour chicken for the win.
9 years ago
sweet and sour chicken sucks
9 years ago
Is this supposed to make me feel bad?
9 years ago
exactly noone cares. its 2008.
9 years ago
I wish it had been done on you two. Then I would lmao.
9 years ago
God, cumdrum, no one likes you. Stop posting.
9 years ago
Dick back in your mouth you worthless piece of avatarless shit.
9 years ago
burn
9 years ago
<sigh> Having no avatar makes me a loser? Wow, I thought it meant I had a life. Die now and take your cock target ^TheAssFucked^ with you.
9 years ago
Wow. Finally, something I actually cannot watch.
9 years ago
Pussy.
9 years ago
i stopped it twice after like 30 seconds. but persistence is key bostano.
9 years ago
this is seriously fucking disturbing though.
9 years ago
its so fucked up those bitches are fucked in the head i hope they get breast cancer and aids and die a ainful death
9 years ago
Once you get past about 2:35, it's not too bad. Just some doctor playing with body parts.
9 years ago
You think you got it bad? Man, this is the last time I ever come to this site while eating.
9 years ago
yea, i've already learned that
9 years ago
Poor little fellar, he's just a boy.
9 years ago
I sure do like them french fried taters..... mmmmhhhhmmmmm...
9 years ago
hahahaha
9 years ago
yep, i think i see a little pecker right there
9 years ago
you shud'na done that.
9 years ago
It has fingernails you know
9 years ago
juno
9 years ago
yes it is
9 years ago
i thought that asian girl was soo cute .
9 years ago
Monkeys have fingernails too.
9 years ago
Keep it legal. Keep it safe.
9 years ago
baby, the other other white meat! ;P
9 years ago
LOL! God I remember those 'dead baby' jokes from way back.
9 years ago
'Way back'? They're still my favorie. Go over great at work.
9 years ago
what's the difference between a trampoline and dead babies?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline
9 years ago
what worse then 10 dead babies nailed to one tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees
9 years ago
How do you fit 500 dead babies in the trunk of a car? A blender.

How do you get them out again? Nachos.
9 years ago
Why do you put the baby in the blender before you turn it on?

So you can see its face as you push the button.
9 years ago
how many babies does it take to paint a house?

it depends how hard you throw them
9 years ago
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

The one still alive eating it's way out.
9 years ago
Whats worse than that? he comes back for seconds...
9 years ago
what's the difference between a set of golf clubs and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a set of golf clubs in the trunk of my car.
9 years ago
What do you get a dead baby for Christmas?
A dead puppy.
9 years ago
what's better than sex with a dead baby?

nothin!
9 years ago
^ went a little to far there...weirdo.
9 years ago
Is this going too far?

How do you make a baby cry twice?
Rub your bloody dick on its teddy bear.

That's my favorite of all time, but technically it's not a "dead" baby joke, so it doesn't really apply here. Oh well.
9 years ago
well crackalacka, the joke is supposed to be about a ten year old philippino boy, but i improvised. (and yea, i don't know how to spell philipinno)
9 years ago
Lol @ Wario!
9 years ago
whats 6 inches, stiff and makes women scream???

cot death
9 years ago
Babies are a little longer than 6 inches.
9 years ago
its a premature baby then
9 years ago
If it's that small it would be in an incubator at the hospital.

Why don't you just make it 12 inches? It makes the joke better anyway. No woman would scream at a 6 inch penis. (Unless it was mine, because I would have a big knife or a gun in my hand, also. How is your little sister, by the way?)
9 years ago
you'd need a gun too Hanky as your 3 inch penis wouldnt scare anybody
9 years ago
I think you need bifocals. I just said it was 6 inches.
9 years ago
unless you post photographic proof of it on here then i shall refuse to believe
9 years ago
That must be the only thing you don't believe.

Seriously, and I am being serious here, were you ever, as a child, medically diagnosed as having a mild case of mental retardation, or something?

Something is not quite right about you.
9 years ago
yeah i got it wrong, ill go and have a word with myself in the corner shall i hank?

9 years ago
go to hell
9 years ago
Good idea.
9 years ago
how original. did you think that up on your own? or did you two have to hold a meeting to come up with that?
9 years ago
meeting...now go eat dog shit
9 years ago
are you wet for hank or something?? i hope hank thanks you later by deepthroating you. plus extra coward points for throwing insults from behind comfort of your annonymity
9 years ago
my what madam?
9 years ago
Can I have some coward points? Nobody gives me anything anymore.
9 years ago
are you calling me a coward? if i was you i wouldn't call me that again
9 years ago
fuck you hank i'm the coward
9 years ago
Awww, gracie's all upset.
9 years ago
what exactly would you do about it anyway dik? but i don't really need to call you a coward again, seeing as you have just proved yourself even more of one. and hank you can have as many as you want :-)
9 years ago
Dik, yes, it's true, you can ran faster than me, but I am clearly more easily frightened than you and, also I might add, weaker and more ineffectual than you in any kind of physical confrontation. Therefore, I clearly deserve a larger portion of the coward points than you.
9 years ago
hank, which sister was you refeering to? 12 year old, 9 year old or the 7 year old?
9 years ago
While it is true that you are a weakling of incredible stature,I believe it is I who is the weakest. My Gutless nature and spineless rhetoric display my lack of bravery and intelligence in a much deeper way than yours do. Therefore I am the true coward here sir...Good day.
9 years ago
The 12 year old, but she was only 8 when I "knew" her.
9 years ago
Ok, I'm the 2nd weakest guy on Mucho then. I still get some points, don't I?
9 years ago
k
9 years ago
thats no suprise, she is a slut and will screw anything. so don't think yourself special hank
9 years ago
I am very special.
9 years ago
Graciebaby = Espada?
9 years ago
Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby up on a wall? My dick when I'm doing it.
9 years ago
i want coward points....what was the video again? i dunno i'll have to scroll up for another hour just to see
9 years ago
if abortion is murder masterbation is genocide
9 years ago
Yeah ... but the real sad thing is ... if given a chance, that baby could've grown up and discovered the cure for rectal/flap abuse, and saved your life.
9 years ago
Or he/she could've grown up and shot you in the face. What a shame.
9 years ago
Brilliant response Gottlos? Listen you ignorant cunt ... all i'm trying to say is everyone deserves a fighting CHANCE.
9 years ago
And you're trying to accomplish that on MS?
9 years ago
That aborted baby still has a chance. A chance to be in Gottlos chinese food.
9 years ago
I sure hope so.
9 years ago
modisoon, that was the return of baby jesus. now you're fucked.
9 years ago
^fact.
9 years ago
cut! alright guys, once more, from the top, but this time modisoon, more insults and caustic comments that undermind your point and don't get you any debate points. gottlos, you need to be more ambiguous with your comments and really say nothing at all. xzekiel you timed coming out of nowhere and read your lines perfectly, no changes. wrinkled where's my goddamn chinese? i ordered out like 20 minutes ago, go pick it up. shadowmoses stop talking...you're supposed to be a prop. alright people aaaaand.....ACTION!
9 years ago
id still hit it
9 years ago
is there something u wont?
9 years ago
See "Fruit Chan's Three Extremes: Dumplings"
9 years ago
I've seen it. Weird movie.
9 years ago
Now that a satisfying job.
9 years ago
These abortions will cost you and arm and a leg.
9 years ago
But in the end, you'll save thousands.
9 years ago
circus: lol. moses: you fucking literal idiot.
9 years ago
Thank you.
9 years ago
You're welcome?
9 years ago
Here's another one you may take literally:
You really gotta hand it to these abortion doctors.
9 years ago
at least it wasnt a partial birth abortion. now THAT is some fucked up shit.
9 years ago
makes me jealous, these babies never get to grow up and deal with reality
9 years ago
well, i'm grown up and yet refuse to deal with "reality" most of the time...
9 years ago
youll have to face the facts & get out of the closet eventually...
9 years ago
ya ought naught dun that to ya boy!
9 years ago
If this were a puppy...
9 years ago
then beastiality would require contraception from now on.
9 years ago
I thought the music was a nice touch.
"I said my momma don't want me no more... mmmhmmmm... done cut me out'a her yeahhhhhhh..."
9 years ago
..now I is the best tasting gumbo in three states.
9 years ago
4:47
Mmm... drumsticks!
9 years ago
The last one couldnt have been aborted, plus the way it was being wrapped up im surprised i didn't hear 'Sore Finger?'
(salt & vinegar)
Classic British food kept alive but chinks i just dont get it.
9 years ago
I love the Schindler's List Music.
9 years ago
*swindler's list
9 years ago
aww little guy...aaaacootchie cootchie coo..boogabooga boo boo
9 years ago
^First time I've ever heard you say that.
9 years ago
It is apparent sir, that your origins are from an impoverished sort. Your actions deem you dull and unfocused. In short you are an imbecile ,a true vulgarian in every sense.
9 years ago
3:45--don't you just want to pinch those cheeks?
9 years ago
suck it up, pussy!^^
9 years ago
reply asshole
9 years ago
Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but from now on I'm washing all of my pocket change. Never know what's been on it.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
kudos for making dik laugh
9 years ago
Wario, you're making dik sound like a grumpy old man.


Oh...
9 years ago
yet cuddly
9 years ago
How many kids does she got up there???
9 years ago
They probably all would have grown up and be Mucho members. That would have annoyed Mr Chinaski twice~
9 years ago
Never mention my name again.
9 years ago
Was wondering where good ole **** was?
9 years ago
Lately, there are arch conservative fascist religion based political feelings against a womans right to govern her own body. It's newly arisen from it's thirty year slumber to annoy us again and be used as a diversionary tactic, to take our minds off the shit bath we're sliding into with the ruined economy.
This film was created with the most politically evil intentions. Not to inform, but to subvert.
To them, abortions an abomination, but it's ok to go in and nuke the Iranians~
Fuck this shit~
9 years ago
it's ok to kill people to?
9 years ago
Obviously.
9 years ago
Totally agree with PumpkinAss!
Also these pro-life protesters show this stuff to young kids, and brinwash them to get them on the bandwagon against abortion before they can make thier own minds up about stuff.
consequently, i ended up arguing with some 15 year old pro-lifer brat on YouTube who thought she new everything, fucking idiot.
9 years ago
did you get her on your side by raping her???
9 years ago
gracie--very few parents don't brainwash their kids into their set of beliefs--whether it be abortion, religion, politics etc. (hence the nine yr old girl with the reject jesus sign, or the kids in iraq bearing machine guns and screaming jihad.) anyway, i'm not much of a novelist, but it's funny to me that the same people that are pro-life are pro-death penalty, anti-welfare and typically don't adopt. fucking people.
9 years ago
nothing on mucho has ever made me actually feel sick. that totally did.
9 years ago
Me too. Of course, I have a cold.
9 years ago
this makes me sad , i love kids so much that i'd even be godparent to Hanky's offspring.
9 years ago
abortion rules
9 years ago
I hate children.
9 years ago
There are legitimate reasons for abortion, those being rape, incest, or Hank.
9 years ago
All the same thing really.
9 years ago
kabang
9 years ago
whammy!
9 years ago
I think Plantshit is a reason to keep abortion legal. Do you really want MORE of him running around?
9 years ago
9 years ago
What? It's a repost?!? Who's the stupid cunt that resubmitted it?
9 years ago
I think it was Fries.
9 years ago
Fries!?! That damn fool!!
9 years ago
?
9 years ago
In need of a drink, Hank?
9 years ago
I am drinking now. I will be sleeping very soon.
9 years ago
I should think so too! It's not good for you, staying up so late.


You need your beauty-sleep after all.
9 years ago
True. I am one ugly motherfucker.
9 years ago
why didnt i think of saying that...
9 years ago
Because you're from Yorkshire.
9 years ago
^ wow wow wow wow wow!
9 years ago
fries is about worthless
9 years ago
Hey 1rish1 do you want to hang out sometime and do cool things together ? with me
9 years ago
its never gonna happen now
10 months ago
I take that as a no.
10 months ago
The music is so out of place. Jazz saxophone?
9 years ago
I found it very relaxing. Nothing like some good jazzy tunes while looking at dead fetuses.
9 years ago
for some reason i just kept hearing the chili's song
9 years ago
That dime's a small price to pay compared to 18 years of child support.
9 years ago
a zillion of babies come out of my penis every morning!
9 years ago
another life down the drain
9 years ago
Looks like jello in a way
9 years ago
You know somebody somewhere is going to get that fucked up dime as change
9 years ago
That was not a pretty sight.
9 years ago
Put the family album away then, and get back to Muchoing.
9 years ago
SICK PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS.
9 years ago
wait a minute...you're not claude
9 years ago
Don't you mean - show this to sick people?
9 years ago
it brightens up every aids baby's day
9 years ago
Shame on you. It was awful. Think! Each of these little bodies could have been yours, you morons... Isn't that true?! Your parents told you so many, many times, I suppose.. You're all lucky enough commenting this film - realize this. I got a strange feeling that some of you should better "act" in it than say anything about it.
9 years ago
Pro life? Adopt a kid or shut your fucking mouth.
9 years ago
"Think! Each of these little bodies could have been yours, you morons"

In which case, we wouldn't be here to know about it. That argument can never hold up, it's stupid.
9 years ago
Yeah. Xzekiel's right, plus you're not going to accomplish a damn thing preaching to the mucho crowd about your bullshit scope on morality. Moron.
9 years ago
LOL @Prolifer. STFU, and GTFO!
9 years ago
sounds like someone needs a postnatal abortion STAT! *cough* blackhewn *cough*
9 years ago
what the hell is the name of that first song? anybody?
9 years ago
nope. no one.
9 years ago
This is what always makes me so fucking torn. I want to say I'm pro-life, but when I think about or god forbid SEE (like in this video) the actual procedure being conducted it fucking disgusts me and makes me want to be pro-life.

I'm honestly leaning towards being against it unless the mother was raped, incest or the health of the mother is at risk.

This is just too fucked.
9 years ago
I hate most people so im 100% pro abortion. Since most people are cunts, the probability of each fetus becoming a cunt is high, ergo, get 'em earl whilst you can.
9 years ago
^soon to be vegetarian also
9 years ago
(last post was for Empty not Boom)
9 years ago
Also I meant to say I want to say I'm pro-choice in my first post... but I'm increasingly leaning towards pro-life.
9 years ago
we VERY SERIOUSLY do not care
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up, possum.
9 years ago
you're right, rish - let me rephrase...we care not very seriously do
9 years ago
That's using your brain Emper0rr. This is definitely fucked up.
9 years ago
This is why I'm pro-choice. Don't like it? Don't get it! Vid upset you? You didn't have to watch! :)
9 years ago
Brought to you by the makers of Milton Bradley's "escape the vagina at any costs" game...
9 years ago
LOL
9 years ago
Well, that takes me back...
9 years ago
To your birth?
10 months ago
show this to your girlfriend to convince her to anal-sex. it helped with mine.
9 years ago
Anyone know who's playing the music in the second half?
9 years ago
the prom night dumpster baby
9 years ago
now this is tasty
5 years ago
There goes the NEXT DOCTOR WHO HAD THE CURE FOR AIDS..
5 years ago
or the NEXT JAMES HOLMES...
5 years ago
the next person that is as awesome as sealbasher
5 years ago
even better
5 years ago
not possible
5 years ago
vooshy
5 years ago
Those babies aborted would've been 5 years old by now.
5 years ago
and your point is?
5 years ago
wasnt the last one a little bit to old to be aborted?
5 years ago
4 years later, still staying clear of this one
5 years ago
good plan, sir
5 years ago
N....nice...
4 years ago
That music is sooo Woody Allen.
10 months ago
We need more of this happening in the world.
10 months ago
Especially with certain ethnic groups
10 months ago
Starting with puma's
10 months ago
are you 2 best buddies now
10 months ago
Well.....

I would stop him if he wanted to lick the soles of my shoes clean.
10 months ago
I'm surprised you didn't like my puma comment
10 months ago
♫you suck suck sucksucksuck suck suck sucksucksuck♫
10 months ago
Whunu's my nigger. Fuck you, fries.
10 months ago
He subs vids and you don't. He votes on other people's subs..and you don't. Hence...






















YOU SUCK ASS
10 months ago
These look better:

🎵 🎶 🎼 🎤 🎧
10 months ago
Shut your dick sucker, faggot!!!
10 months ago
Shhhhhh. cryax can see us. lol
10 months ago
Yeah, but he can't get to us. He'd need us to PayPal him some money first.
10 months ago
EAT ME RAW, DUDE.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Yz09lNrf7Q
10 months ago
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