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Don't do what?

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by xzekiel

submitted October 25th 2008

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Don't do what?
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Clearly this is to warn you not to do doggy style because of the window washer, while simultaneously warning the window washer not to sit on the edge of the platform.
9 years ago
but doggy style is so much fun
9 years ago
dont wave on an elevator or a gimp will molest you?
9 years ago
must be it
9 years ago
Hey Mucho!
How does Mucho feel about asking a striper out on a date? It's after you've paid her for a lap dance. Should the person wait after several nights of seeing her or is it always a bad idea? I know it's sad, humor me. Striper is near the same age as person.
9 years ago
Striper is a woman.
9 years ago
striper has no soul so just kill stripper take money back and be on your way
9 years ago
^too much GTA
9 years ago
Save your dignity, don't ask her out. She's only nice to you because you pay her.
9 years ago
yea but u know shell put out
9 years ago
What is a 'striper'? Are they the people who put lines on highways?
And yeah...fucking sad Archman. Just pay yo momma for a handjob instead.
And the warning is 'do not play hide and seek in airport baggage carousels.'
9 years ago
Arch don't do it, you'll have to wrap twice, she'll have three baby daddies drooling to kill you and she'll fuck every guy that throws a Benjamin at her. Don't do it.
9 years ago
She doesn't like you Arch. She only wants your money. Strippers hate pervy guys that frequently visit strip clubs. If she met you in the club all you are is a mark to her.
9 years ago
What about Will Smith in Independence Day?
9 years ago
that was a movie Archman. Do you know how much strippers make? Before you ask her out, ask her what kind of car she drives. That will give you an idea not only how long she's been stripping, but how much cash you'll have to shell out to keep her greedy ass with you.
9 years ago
That was a movie Arch. Movie's aren't real.
9 years ago
If you paid a stripper for anything, period, don't date them.

You gotta go in there not to check out chicks, but "to meet with a friend". Have ONE beer while you wait, and thank whichever stripper comes to hit you up for a dance, but decline stating the original reason. Make small talk, towards the end of aforementioned beer, "answer" your phone only to hear your friend hooked up with an ex or something and tell stripper that you are still going to grab a bite to eat and if if she'd like to maintain the conversation, she's welcome to come with you.

Sixty percent of the time, it works one hundred percent of the time.
9 years ago
If you give her your number,
write it on money, or it will be wrapping her chewing gum, 5 seconds later
9 years ago
It means no crawling through the duct work or riding on top of the elevator,..its obvious.
9 years ago
No, it means no riding in the dumbwaiter.
9 years ago
'no upskirts'
9 years ago
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