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Sensual Woody?

Oh where can I buy a case of these?

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by LdyMorgan

submitted October 21st 2008

19 comments
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Sensual Woody?
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wood in a can....
10 years ago
who wants to smell like a woody... not wood ... actual Dik
10 years ago
i met dik once he is musty like he was working out in his casual clothes
10 years ago
i bet you met dik on several occasions.
10 years ago
'Duh, I don't want to smell purty, I just want somethin' to spray on my anus, when the nudie/dancing girls are tossing my gaping butthole'
10 years ago
well i think this fits you better. You see this is for men meaning it attracts them....so lightly apply to you fagg ass then watch the results.
10 years ago
^queer
10 years ago
ldymorgan I have a woody you can have for free
10 years ago
Hint: it's an actual piece of wood.
10 years ago
second hint:it's really my cock
10 years ago
third hint: he's lying, he still hasn't found it yet
10 years ago
drumrave, my dear, you couldn't handle it...
10 years ago
more like it wouldn't fit cause my cock is huge
10 years ago
forth hint: it's both his cock AND made of wood. Accident when he was a baby, if you know what I mean.
10 years ago
Don't believe it.
10 years ago
Yeah it's a sticker. No deodorant company would use three fonts on the same can.
10 years ago
there's a diner downtown called woody's. It's near a gay bar
10 years ago
We have a bar near here called Woody's Jerkwater Pub. Only good thing about the place is the bartender overpours every drink she makes.
10 years ago
Interesting neighbourhood you live in Hippy.
10 years ago
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