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Sensual Woody?

Oh where can I buy a case of these?

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by LdyMorgan

submitted October 21st 2008

19 comments
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Sensual Woody?
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wood in a can....
9 years ago
who wants to smell like a woody... not wood ... actual Dik
9 years ago
i met dik once he is musty like he was working out in his casual clothes
9 years ago
i bet you met dik on several occasions.
9 years ago
'Duh, I don't want to smell purty, I just want somethin' to spray on my anus, when the nudie/dancing girls are tossing my gaping butthole'
9 years ago
well i think this fits you better. You see this is for men meaning it attracts them....so lightly apply to you fagg ass then watch the results.
9 years ago
^queer
9 years ago
ldymorgan I have a woody you can have for free
9 years ago
Hint: it's an actual piece of wood.
9 years ago
second hint:it's really my cock
9 years ago
third hint: he's lying, he still hasn't found it yet
9 years ago
drumrave, my dear, you couldn't handle it...
9 years ago
more like it wouldn't fit cause my cock is huge
9 years ago
forth hint: it's both his cock AND made of wood. Accident when he was a baby, if you know what I mean.
9 years ago
Don't believe it.
9 years ago
Yeah it's a sticker. No deodorant company would use three fonts on the same can.
9 years ago
there's a diner downtown called woody's. It's near a gay bar
9 years ago
We have a bar near here called Woody's Jerkwater Pub. Only good thing about the place is the bartender overpours every drink she makes.
9 years ago
Interesting neighbourhood you live in Hippy.
9 years ago
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