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Oh Claude!!!!

She's been training and is ready for you!

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by BlueArmy1984

submitted October 21st 2008

72 comments
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Oh Claude!!!!
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comments (72)
oh nom nom nom
9 years ago
There's a pussy with a prick in it
9 years ago
10th Rule in the MuchoManual: Bad puns are under no circumstances allowed in any user comment.
9 years ago
what are 1 - 9 ?
9 years ago
rule 1. you can insuld deja but not yak.
9 years ago
rule #2 so long postalvag, I hope you never come back
9 years ago
rule #3. drumrave is fat and has tit's, and there's nothing he can do about it because he live's on the internet...
9 years ago
rule#4 yeah and so you got a problem with it?
9 years ago
isn't it you can insult me but not deja?
wtf.. most of you insult me just by coming to this site... that can't be rule one ;/

9 years ago
I think it's "insults don't affect yak" so he can't be insulted. So as not to incur any wrath I'll stop there ;)
9 years ago
Rule #6 Hank is god.
9 years ago
Rule #7 Irish sucks the farts out of my ass and then french kisses Fries.
9 years ago
rule one is dont talk about it
9 years ago
Rule #7 Hank fondles my balls while blowing me and then spends the rest of the day feltching squirrels.

I just shot a squirrel.

I would never kiss fries.
9 years ago
There already is a Rule #7, dum dum.
9 years ago
I was disregarding yours.
9 years ago
Yet, you referenced it.

You probably can't count past 7.
9 years ago
1rish1 only ever blows me , he's not gentleman enough to give me a kiss first
9 years ago
Rule #10 fries is even gayer than Hank.
9 years ago
Rule #18 Paragraph B. Line 4. Fries is a Turkish cunt.
9 years ago
Rule #11 Don't bury fellow mucho members in your back garden Mr Fugs
9 years ago
i seriously doubt there is an actual manual but maybe one should be published?yak?hank?dik?1r1sh?
9 years ago
please don't include me in that group of assbiters
9 years ago
Rule #12 para b: ALWAYS include Dik in with the assbiters.

Sorry Dik, it's in the rules
9 years ago
i only read up to rule one
9 years ago
liar
9 years ago
I think I'm going to stop reading Irish's comments. They are all pretty much the same.
9 years ago
I stopped reading them along time ago.
9 years ago
You guys are breaking my heart.
9 years ago
Now that you mention it though, it isn't like your comments are all that original anymore, Hank.
9 years ago
honestly, bad puns are awesome
9 years ago
Insult Deja?!? Hell, if you even disagree with Deja, she'll rip your balls off and stick 'em in your ears! Just TRY to say kiddie porn and she comes out swingin'!
9 years ago
=0
9 years ago
Are we insinuating that Claude has a cactus dick???
9 years ago
No, but he does like to please the ladies with a little prick from time to time.
9 years ago
and cat penises are barbed (haretrinity taught us that)

9 years ago
My penis has claws.
9 years ago
Hank, You're a nub.
9 years ago
Hanks penis has an inflammation
9 years ago
So does fries' asshole.

Coincidence?

I think not.
9 years ago
no my asshole is just hairy
9 years ago
and Hank wants to see a photo of it
9 years ago
Nobody wants to see a photo of it.
9 years ago
Fact.
9 years ago
I do.
9 years ago
i was buying bean pie from some muslim place in la and walked right into a fucking cactus leaving up. with string thin spikes that wouldntt come out. it was like my hand covered in painful peach fuzz
9 years ago
That'll teach ya to buy pies from terrorists.
9 years ago
That'll teach you to go into a muslim place.
9 years ago
Did you atleast strap a bomb to your chest? You know, to fit in as not to startle them?
9 years ago
they were the black kind. so its safe. plus those bean pies are fuckin delicious. its like pumkin pie made by black people.
9 years ago
a cactus bomb would be cool
9 years ago
pv say - dick covered in downy peach fuzz
9 years ago
is a cactus bomb a drink? how do you make it? the only time i mixed my own drink was i was really drunk once so i stole my sisters fuzzy navel mixed it with some frozen kool aid ice cubes and ate/drank it out of a cereal bowl. i havent named it yet so feel free.

yes im aware fuzzy navel is a chick drink but i wanted to try it
9 years ago
Named 'Postalnovagplease Delight'?
9 years ago
no that one sucks. step ur comedy game up
9 years ago
Call it, "Going Postal"...
9 years ago
A Cactus Bomb is beer (usually Corona), Tequila, and some of that Rockstar energy drink.
9 years ago
Postal, you could call it "The Faggiest Drink Ever". Oranje is gonna drink it all the time but he'll add jizz to it. Just because he loves the taste of jizz.
9 years ago
Shot & a miss.
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure pumpkin pies made by black people are called blumpkins.
9 years ago
No, a blumpkin in when you're taking a shit while getting a blowjob.
9 years ago
Go along with the joke, smerf. He was eating a bean pie for Chrissake.
9 years ago
Not having thumbs must suck.
9 years ago
that's why they use their tongues as TP...what else are you gonna do?
9 years ago
i guess it's like being ryan niemiller
9 years ago
that must suck for claude not being able to jack off and all
9 years ago
That's what his bitches are for.
9 years ago
Don't knock it till you try it. -Well, at least try applying a belt sander to your anus.
9 years ago
If that's how your dick looks like, Claude, I can't even imagine how you piss.
9 years ago
just imagine how it would feel
9 years ago
I piss standing up, and it feels pretty good, occasional bout with Gonorrhea notwithstanding.
9 years ago
claude you sick fucjk!
9 years ago
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