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Jessica Alba Unshaven

Fake or not, I think it's fucking sexy.

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by PatchworkGorilla

submitted October 20th 2008

95 comments
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Jessica Alba Unshaven
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comments (95)
I see a couple hairs.
9 years ago
Just the image that Nickelodeon was going for, I'm sure.
9 years ago
DAMN IT!!! theres no mature material this day FUCK!!!!
9 years ago
ohh never mine... the videos just loaded... mmmmmmm.
9 years ago
shut the fuck up, noob.^
9 years ago
your name is a lie
9 years ago
your name is a discount office-supply store
9 years ago
Possum wins.
9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
9 years ago
yes.
9 years ago
ok....
*sniff
9 years ago
Yea, smell his ass, you loser!
9 years ago
possum ftw
9 years ago
gentlemen, gentlemen please. Let's stop the bickering and come together on the important issue here....Jessica Alba
9 years ago
That looks pretty real... or a really fucking good photoshop.
9 years ago
How hard could it possibly be to photoshop that?
9 years ago
Show us the other side.
9 years ago
What? Her hairy asscrack?
9 years ago
Why not?
9 years ago
my asscracks hairy , anybody wanna see ?
9 years ago
Sure, send in a pic.
9 years ago
^This man does not represent me.
9 years ago
just cums in you, like the neighborhood priest used to do
9 years ago
fuck Kid's Choice, that there is My Choice
9 years ago
Looks like she had her appendix done too...
9 years ago
My choice awards...
9 years ago
i have that scat. had some stomach problems when i was 3
9 years ago
*scar
9 years ago
No, I think you were right the first time.
9 years ago
Am I aloud to fuck her?
9 years ago
yup tool she's legal
you can fuck her aloud
or even aquiet if you'd rather
9 years ago
your volume wont get you that far buddy. oh and you are NOT allowed to fuck her.
9 years ago
^doesnt really have much of a clue
9 years ago
sup flat chest
9 years ago
does not mean she is not Fire hot
9 years ago
No, but the fact that she is skinnier than a famine victim does.
9 years ago
Famine victims are hot. Especially the ones that live in Africa.
9 years ago
Pubic hair went out of style in the late 90's!
9 years ago
So what am I supposed to do with mine?
9 years ago
Pubic hair is not a style.
9 years ago
hank - splain that one. i think i get it, and even agree with it....but could use further enlightenment
ps - tool? try a "mohawk sideways" kinda thing...the young chicks dig it
9 years ago
its a way of life
9 years ago
I think you meant to say: "Pubic hair went out of FASHION in the late 90's". -And, it was '88, actually.
9 years ago
okay, claude - what happened in '88?...(besides me eating lots of acid)....
9 years ago
i discovered raves
9 years ago
At least it's not trailing up to her belly button. Damn, I hate that.
9 years ago
Alba is so overrated, no tits, no ass. Plus, we now find she has a bush. Bald eagles = win, Alba = lose.
9 years ago
Couldn't agree more, I mean holy shit she's wayyyyyy overated.
9 years ago
she's ugly
9 years ago
You fellas are as queer as Irish.
9 years ago
As long as it's tame, bush's are sexy.
9 years ago
^true that , i always trim mine
9 years ago
i don't get what the hell anyone is talking about. i see no pubis. just some threads from her jeans.
9 years ago
:: id eat that PUSSY ::
9 years ago
hair or no hair shes perfect
9 years ago
She needs to put on a few pounds.
9 years ago
200 pounds right here to put on her.
9 years ago
200 pounds of shit.
9 years ago
She really is about damn perfect.
9 years ago
Not really.
9 years ago
She looked pretty damn good in some scuba diving action movie I half watched on tv the other day.
9 years ago
sounds like a great motion picture
9 years ago
I wish I had payed more attention to it. The guy from The Fast and The Furious was in it too so it had to be awesome.
9 years ago
^gay
9 years ago
that movie is called the blue streak or something
9 years ago
Nah, Blue Streak is Martin Lawrence as a thief pretending to be a cop.
9 years ago
blue crush?
9 years ago
Into The Blue
9 years ago
Into the Blue, you fucking noobs.

Her arse in that film, wow...just...wow!
9 years ago
Blue Crush was good too. That chick was banging in that flick.
9 years ago
im pretty sure thats just some fraying on the jeans buts its nice that all you dumbasses think it might be pubid hair
9 years ago
*pubic
9 years ago
Of course that is just from he jeans. & you're right about your second point too, they are all dumbasses.
9 years ago
Yeah, they are all dumbasses.
9 years ago
Especially you and Fries.
9 years ago
^thinks its really pubic hair
9 years ago
^^Dumbest person on mucho
9 years ago
^Dumbest person that has ever existed or ever will exist. (Except for Fries, who is way dumber.)
9 years ago
^ Has his mother in law help him type.
9 years ago
Ha! My monster-in-law, whom I have affectionately nicknamed The Badger, doesn't know any English.

Also, I would never let her see this site. She has enough on her hands just co-existing with a foreign barbarian.
9 years ago
^made no sense.
9 years ago
Shit hank, quit fucking up my lame comments, will you?
9 years ago
James you tit. You will see from Hanks reply that my comment was very easy to understand & reply to. What the hell are you taking?
9 years ago
Go enema some tea. What did his mother-in-law have to do with him being dumb?
9 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about, Kirk?

Oh, I get it. I interposted on you. Sorry, dude.
9 years ago
I'm at the office now. Luckily, my monster-in-law is so small, I can carry her in my pocket whereever I go.
9 years ago
It was an insinuation that he couldn't do it himself. Christ man, keep the fuck up!
9 years ago
badger badger badger
9 years ago
Alba has a hairy ass. So since that one pic showed the obvious, I bet she does shave.
9 years ago
whos this titless bitch again?
9 years ago
yes. she's hot. i like skinny girls.
(though i think she's almost too thin)
9 years ago
Although very hot, she's still tainted after getting some of Derek Jeters diseased cock. Just one more way the Yankees like to screw everyone over.
9 years ago
i almost thought you said talented..now that might have been funny
9 years ago
i misread it as well as talented :( and was like... uh.. what the fuck.

9 years ago
She's pretty hot, but she's also a tremendous bitch.
9 years ago
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