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Anti-Christ?

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by CentralScrutinizer

submitted October 20th 2008

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Anti-Christ?
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Maybe he's actually Christ and it's time for the apocalypse????
9 years ago
or maybe it's time for a 50cal round?
9 years ago
ready, aim, fire!
9 years ago
^ 3 good ways to get secret service knocking on one's door.
9 years ago
saint obama
9 years ago
Well, the Steelers beat the Redskins tonight so the record show that Obama will win tomorrow.
9 years ago
Obama went to a muslim school for two fucking years growing up, only morons like this motherfucker because he's fuckin' fashionable and they want "change". If he were an old white man he wouldn't have been elected for the primary... But if he gets elected "change" WILL come... Just not the change you thought... Oh ya, he's hasn't even been %100 confirmed to be born in the U.S... This isn't conservative bullshit it's fucking FACT. Oh yeah, he hates whitey too...
9 years ago
Fuck Whitey
9 years ago
x2
9 years ago
Actually Steel, the Obama campaign made his birth certificate public showing that he WAS born in the United States. Try again kid.

Actually Steel, the school that he went to was NOT Muslim. It was a school that taught a MUSLIM CLASS! It also taught classes for other religions.

Stop getting your news solely from Fox News dumbass.
9 years ago
Don't waste your time, Emper. That genius doesn't watch news or the Republican party Fixed News campaign station.

He's vomiting out some half assed shit he heard from another ill informed genius and trying to spray it around as if he were politically savvy.
9 years ago
You both are morons, Obama only posted his birth certificate ON HIS WEBSITE... It's fucking fake, his goddamn grandmother said that she was so proud of him because she was there when he was born in KENYA... Get off his nuts and learn some fucking facts you morons...
9 years ago
"FactCheck.org staffers have now seen, touched, examined and photographed the original birth certificate. We conclude that it meets all of the requirements from the State Department for proving U.S. citizenship. Claims that the document lacks a raised seal or a signature are false. We have posted high-resolution photographs of the document as "supporting documents" to this article. Our conclusion: Obama was born in the U.S.A. just as he has always said.

Update, Nov. 1: The director of Hawaii’s Department of Health confirmed Oct. 31 that Obama was born in Honolulu."
9 years ago
Wait wait i know lets make believe that our gov doesnt think about these things before they become one of two final elects! Yeah i'm sure the government does not have any sort of application for presidency.
9 years ago
I understand you people who like Obama. You feel like you deserve something and you want someone to give it to you. Problem is, you don't deserve anything other than waht you can give yourself. Get off your asses. Get educated. Get out and make a change. Don't rely on others to do it for you - do it for yourself.

Fact: Obama was not born in the USA. No amount of bullshit can change this. I know you all want to believe it's not true. It is. Do liberals overlook rules to get what they want? Yes. They do it all the time. More often than Conservatives (who also do it).

Fact: Obama attended a Muslim education system where he was taught their fundamentals. Will he try to install and enforce those ideals in the US? Probably. And with Dems and Libs sucking his cock 24/7, he'll probably get more Islamic crap passed and eventually turn the US over the Islamic law. I'm sorry you people don't see this.

Fact: Your real problems are not with McCain, or Republicans, or Conservatives. You're just not educated enough to know who truly wants to help you, and who wants to make you into a economic slave class dependent upon them for everything.

Enjoy your election day.
It might be the last free election you ever get.
9 years ago
mccain was born in panama. and still like if that shit has something to do with anything. youre fucking stupid
9 years ago
BTW - FactCheck.org was started by libs, is funded by libs, and run by libs. Why the fuck would anyone with a fucking brain trust anything they say?
9 years ago
hey wanko, you still saying mccain is gonna win?
9 years ago
Obama was bron in Hawaii.

Brembo, I think you should worry about your own education. It is terribly inadequate.
9 years ago
and i still don't think the amis will elect a black guy...
9 years ago
Well, one thing is for sure; his mom fucked black guys.
9 years ago
Wow Brembo, just because you put "Fact:" next to something doesn't make it true you fucking retard.

Brembo provide us ANY PROOF that Obama was born in Kenya or somewhere outside the United States.
Fact: We have his official United States birth certificate, you right-wing conspiracy nuts have nothing.
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Fact: He never attended a Muslim education system, the school was a regular school with a MUSLIM CLASS. This has been proven over and over again, but you right-wing nut jobs won't admit it.
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Fact: We don't know who truly wants to help us? Are you fucking kidding? Look at the record of George W. Bush: 9/11, the Iraq War, the worst economic crisis since the great depression, and those are just the three biggest fuck ups. After all of this, you want us to vote in a guy who's voted with him 90% of the time?
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Steel, do you have any proof that Obama's birth certificate is fake? Because multiple independent sources have said it's legitimate. Are you just screaming that to support your idiotic theories that you learned from Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity?

I also find it hilarious how now FactCheck.org is run by libs. They also supply facts supporting conservatives too. But you guys notice how anytime a source of media has ANYTHING that helps a Democrat suddenly it's part of that big, conspiratorial "liberal bias" that the conservatives made up?
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Fact: Bullshit like this is one of the reasons Obama is winning the election, it doesn't work anymore, the American people have woken up.
9 years ago
Brembo pwned
9 years ago
Fact: There is no objective media beyond a trickle of reality. Most of it is liberal slant and bullshit to lead the sheep to the slaughter.

Enjoy.
9 years ago
pwned and pwrented out
9 years ago
Conservatives always say this, everything has a liberal bias! If you look at what they provide as proof, they say New York Times, MSNBC and CNN. But they ignore The Weekly Standard, National Review, Wall Street Journal, The New Yorker... and how could we forget FOX FUCKIN NEWS!

Fox News is openly an attack machine for the Republicans. The shit they've tried to do to Obama this election cycle has been a disgrace.

You conservatives have control over talk radio, you have Fox News, which pretty much counter balances any liberal news station. You have PLENTY of newspapers/magazines... so I'm still failing to see this overarching liberal bias that you guys keep talking about.
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But I'm looking forward to hearing your proof of a liberal bias.
9 years ago
Why fall for that left-wing propaganda when you can fall for the right-wing stuff instead. I was laughed
9 years ago
I like turtles!
9 years ago
Haha, Cheeky, I was thinking the same thing
9 years ago
None of it matters anymore. Barrack Obama won the election.
Whoop-de-doo...
9 years ago
More like, WHOOPED DAT ASS!
9 years ago
Presidency, House and Senate. Suck it biznatches!
9 years ago
LOL... Emp calls out Fox News.

Awesome.

That leaves everyone else for Obama. And there's no bias? Really?

LOL...
9 years ago
I don't think he just called out Fox News. Do you have reading problems or something?
9 years ago
So wait a second Brembo, since Fox News is for right-wingers, that means every other news station is for Obama? That's some pretty strange logic.

I'll agree, MSNBC has a definite liberal bias. But I'd like SOLID proof that other stations like CNN, ABC, CBS etc have a liberal bias.

Still waiting...
9 years ago
skipped the whole fuckin thread cos i don't care. Obama ftw btw
9 years ago
that ain't obama, thats some fucked up white stoner look alike wannabe. i'm glad he finds work though.
9 years ago
just a fyi guys.. i'm muslim.. and all my posts that have scarred you for life? MENTAL TERRORISM! JIHAD MOTHERFUCKERS!

9 years ago
DURKAH DURKAH!
9 years ago
how are you not killed?
9 years ago
yaks a muslim ? fuck that...
9 years ago
So why isn't this called Muslim Sucko?
9 years ago
Durka durka jihad
9 years ago
You can't proclaim a jihad unless blessed by Iran.
9 years ago
You're very dim
9 years ago
well, if you were really a muslim you wouldn't make a shitloads of cash with your site just like a greedy jew! muslims prefer living of welfare where i live... -> FAKE!
9 years ago
lol...yes claude....muslim do sucko!!!
9 years ago
All those cam whores posted here are virgins too
9 years ago
Muslims prefer living off welfare? Damn, no wonder so many blacks are into Islam!
9 years ago
You know, here's what's going to happen.

Obama will turn the US on Isreal.
He will be shot, in the head, but not die.
He will use his head wound as proof of his 'divine decree' and make you believe in another leader, preaching this leader's glory and forcing you to worship the new leader.
2012 will roll around and it all ends.
The new leader will be Satan, and Obama's tool (Islam) will be used to make you follow him or die horribly.

And you fucking know it!..
9 years ago
^You lost. Shut your cocksucking mouth.
9 years ago
I can't tell if you are being serious or joking.
9 years ago
I'm dead serious. He needs to shut his cocksucking mouth.
9 years ago
That's one bizzare prophecy right there, fuck.

Republican, Christian, and stupid. Boy, you have got 0 going for you.
9 years ago
I was talking about Rambo, Urk. You interposted.
9 years ago
I know.
9 years ago
brembo, i used to think you were just stupid, but i know now you're a complete fucking idiot. i hope you don't have internet access in your bunker.
9 years ago
That's irritating.
9 years ago
WHO do you think you are? ME? You want the future? I give it, China is eventually going to become so over-populated they will explode, France will form a facist movement and take over all Europe. Then Aliens will come and form a little island close to the UK. Then on 5th March 2041 The world is going to explode. SO. You all have 33 years to panic and waste your lives away at another doomsday threat. OH and don't forget to pray because if you don't, Straight to hell.. and its not what you think, no, I put you in a room with 5 Pedophiles, watching Telly tubbies and the twist is, you are stuck in a 5 year olds body, forever.
9 years ago
Bugger
9 years ago
That's not Obama. His ears are bigger.
9 years ago
People are only voting for Obama because President Palmer did such a swell job on 24.
9 years ago
I voted for Obama because I'm poor.
9 years ago
I voted for Obama because he's pro choice, and going to give me tax cuts, and he doesn't have a half wit for a VP
9 years ago
i voted for Obama for the free sticker
9 years ago
Nah, its because of how well President Palmer handled the threats to your national security.

I know the security issue is important to you guys.
9 years ago
I voted for Obama because he isn't English.
9 years ago
I heard he's Muslim and born in England.
9 years ago
I heard he was Zoroastrian and born in Iran.
9 years ago
And has a tail.
9 years ago
He likes fish n chips too
9 years ago
Fried chicken and watermelon Jim, get it right. And Olde E, but who doesn't like Olde E?
9 years ago
i voted for Obama cause dats my muhfuckin nigga..
9 years ago
and i make less than 200 thousand a year...... but mostly cause dats ma nigga
9 years ago
Your nigga, huh? Like President Palmer!

Fox spend their time making 24 and conditioning people to accept a black president whilst pumping out bile on Fox News. Fucking idiots.
9 years ago
Oranje , jump back in the matrix/limbo for a min.
9 years ago
Done
9 years ago
Back , hope they do, might confuse some people .
9 years ago
That was one of my fav movies .
9 years ago
I hope he gets to visit his grandmother soon.
9 years ago
Me too. There's plenty of people lining help to help him get to see her.
9 years ago
hehe
9 years ago
Anyways, it looks like a done deal. BBC world news site has it Obama 200 - McCain 124 at the moment. 270 electoral votes will clinch it.

Suck it all you fucking rednecks!
9 years ago
He doesn't mean it literally Irish, calm yourself.
9 years ago
I should watch what I say.
9 years ago
207-135

Also, I'm proud to note. My great state of Minnesota went for Obama.
9 years ago
Al Franken is also beating Norm Coleman 164,000 to 130,000 at the moment.
9 years ago
207-138
9 years ago
ooo, I've been pulling for Franken; I loved his book about the lying liers, etc... Very funny and well researched
9 years ago
Its pretty much over now that he has Ohio. California and Washington is all he needs and he'll get those.
9 years ago
Yep.

I would just like to point out that I called it a long time ago and never wavered from that prediction.

I am cool. Wanko is a fool.
9 years ago
207-141

Uh-oh, it looks like McCain is catching up!
9 years ago
284-146 ;/

9 years ago
See, you see what President Palmer did!
9 years ago
297-146... done
9 years ago
Woo-hoo! *Doesn't open a celebratory beer because it is the middle of the work day.

On that note, why do you weiners follow that day light savings time crap? I now have to wait an extra hour for the new day's material.
9 years ago
306-146.

Those fucking stinking republicans couldn't steal this one.

It's a fucking ass-whooping.
9 years ago
333-156.
9 years ago
I wish the best for obama, hopefully he fixes this mess of a country
9 years ago
According to that idiot Asphalt, nothing is wrong.
9 years ago
I was drinking sake and watching House. Did I miss something?
9 years ago
nope
9 years ago
I changed the channel. I see now.
9 years ago
there's still a few undecided areas. mccain still has an outside chance...the "mac" has obama right where he wants him
9 years ago
^and the supreme court hasn't decided either
9 years ago
maybe the supreme court will go maverick too
9 years ago
More like Goose
9 years ago
I voted for McCain, because, dammit, I'm from Virginia. *lights up*
9 years ago
Right now it looks like Virginia is going for Obama by 2 percentage points
9 years ago
haha

YOU LOSE!
9 years ago
If it wasn't for all of the African Americans being so damn racist, Obama would never have had it so easy.
9 years ago
If it wasn't for all of the European Americans being so damn racist, Obama would have had it much easier.
9 years ago
Obama is actually MI6's man in the States. You know those bowler hat wearing scallions. Always playing at dividing and conquering.
9 years ago
I think I saw that in Zeitgeist. You know, you have to read between the lines. *wink, wink
9 years ago
Can we burn the whitehouse again? Can we, can we?
9 years ago
Zeitgeist went on about religion and didny teach me nothing i didnt already know about it
9 years ago
So, you knew nothing and learned nothing. Thanks for sharing that, unintelligent person.
9 years ago
i learnt something about the Age of Aquarius. I no longer believe programs like that anymore. That Loose Change is full of bullshit as well.
9 years ago
The Age of Aquarius was a shitty song.
9 years ago
Obama and Bond FTW!
9 years ago
OBAMA WON FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!
9 years ago
Your are all forgiven....Your're all forgiven! Burrrrank
9 years ago
So what I DO understand is that he is NOT a Muslim...he stated he was Christian, deep rooted in Christian Tradition. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, If he was so deep rooted in Christian tradition, as he so states he is, then why is he pro choice? Someone so "deep rooted" in Christian Tradition would shudder at the thought of "baby killing"
9 years ago
oh fuck
9 years ago
some christians do think rationally, despite popular belief
9 years ago
I understand that I am one of those rationally thinking religious people...however, he is saying he is the word "Christian Tradition" not "Rational Thought Christianity"
9 years ago
Christian Tradition has nothing to do with the abortion issue. The majority of fanatical Christians are lifers because of the first commandment, but the question is if a fetus is a life. Abortion is mentioned nowhere in the Bible because it was inconceivable back in the day. It's not the religion that shuns abortion, it's the majority of its followers that have adopted the "baby killer" attack. They don't seem to mind the innocent lives lost in war however. Its fucking hypocritical.
9 years ago
Christian Tradition has nothing to do with abortion. It's fanatical pro-lifers that claim it's a violation of the first commandment, however when those commandments were written no one could fathom the idea of a fetus. The same "pro-lifers" also are typically pro war, pro death penalty, and anti welfare. Go figure.
9 years ago
Shit sorry, it didnt' show that it had posted.
9 years ago
"rationally thinking religious" is about as close to an actual oxymoron as it can get
9 years ago
There is a difference in lives lost in war and those lost to abortion. Don't try to use the validity of the bible based on taking it literally or figuratively, then try to compare a fetus and a casualty of war.
9 years ago
dik I agree with you!! good ole zek here was the one who mentioned rationally thinking christians< there isn"t any such thing!
9 years ago
Yea, there is a difference between war and abortion, I just find it funny that the bleeding hearts lifers are pro nuke the rest of the fucking world. I'm not using the validity of the bible to prove anything, literally or figuratively, I just said that it wasn't an issue at the time the Bible was written. And how is it that you went from "one of those rationally thinking religious people" to agreeing with Dik?
9 years ago
I was using your words to describe myself, I was born and raised Catholic, and I am against abortion unless in cases of rape or incest, however I am for same sex marriages. I don't think there are any real religious people who are capable of thinking rationally especially the CHRISTIAN ones.
9 years ago
Well to answer your original question--it's most likely politics. Politics and religion go hand in hand. But my point is that some religious people, no matter the religion, keep in open mind
9 years ago
oh yea...cum guzzling fucktard (almost forgot)
9 years ago
Hey who told you about that!?
9 years ago
Thank you for the answer btw, it was the one remaining thing that had me confused!
9 years ago
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