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Whale bastards

If he'd have just gone with the 6 ton test on his line, he'd have a cooler trophy to put on his wall

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by Asphalt

submitted October 20th 2008

55 comments
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Those whales looked hungry, those guys should have let them have the fish. Orcas eat bigger things then people.
9 years ago
Very profound.
9 years ago
It's better then "First".
9 years ago
Orcas aren't whales.
9 years ago
that's true...like dolphins they're actually fish
9 years ago
Orcas are a type of dolphin.
9 years ago
Therefore, they are snails.
9 years ago
Absolute rubbish Hank, you utter noob. Everyone knows that Orcas are bovine.
9 years ago
Yup, that's why they're black and white, they're Holsteins.
9 years ago
Obviously Mr Fugs has read a pre-order copy of the Mucho Bestiary.
9 years ago
I'm sick of all these puns on porpoise.
9 years ago
They're all very fishy
9 years ago
Apparently theyve got Claude up to the gills
9 years ago
Oh for Cod's sake! stop it.
9 years ago
TWAT?!
9 years ago
We have the same problem with barracudas and sharks here in FL.
9 years ago
yeah what is it 23 attacks in one year now?
9 years ago
I had the same problem once in the Keys. The reef sharks kept biting the Grouper in half as we caught them. We ended up with two all day long.
9 years ago
There's a difference between an "attack", and a "bite". People here, get bitten... The media hypes it up like crazy, but the truth is, the victims usually get a few stitches, go home a couple hours later and that's it... But I was really talking about the fishing situation down here.
9 years ago
i watched a guy in pensacola fight a marlin for 45 minutes, only to have it tire out and get eatin by a hammer head.... it pissed him off more when he looked over to see me laughin..
good times
9 years ago
have you thought maytbe the problem is its not just our planet, its the animals too, and back in africa if there was piranha in the water you gtfo or stop complaining
9 years ago
riiiiight
9 years ago
There aren't any piranha in Africa.
9 years ago
FLFisher.....i know what you are talking about. We go off shore here in Corpus all the time. I have had many of kings, snappers, and small amberjacks sliced in half from cudas. The cudas a also fun to catch on light tackle with wire leaders. We can eat them here unlike you in Florida but we dont like the taste much. I should post the pic of my 70lbs amberjack I caught this year.
9 years ago
Do they park the special bus on a pier, or something, and let you fish from it?
9 years ago
^shitty skid mark^
9 years ago
All those window lickers need a day out Hank. Special days for special people.
9 years ago
All that fight for such a small fish? What a bunch of Manginas. I mean plantshit does a betterjob.
9 years ago
you sumnamabish's!
9 years ago
Could you imagine catching a damn whale? What are the odds?
9 years ago
Obviously, pretty fucking good. All you need is a 50 pound salmon for the bait.
9 years ago
oh nevermind i spoke too soon these guy's are jackoffs.
9 years ago
I miss fishing in the ocean.
9 years ago
Come on down, Toolman. I know a guy... Mahi, Wahoo, and Kings all day long.
9 years ago
Now that sounds like fun.
9 years ago
Offshore was great here this year before Ike came....
9 years ago
You don't know how bad I'd like to get in my truck right now and head south. I could use a break, but my work isn't finished yet.
9 years ago
The steelhead are running the rivers 62 miles North of here, back home, right now. Id like to buy a license and go fishin as well. Those things can get to be monsters
9 years ago
Asphalt, I know you want to be cool and all, but Steelhead? Seriously? Sorry man, you just can't hang ;)
9 years ago
Steelhead have been known to kill Great Whites and end nations. I wouldnt let them hear you dis em like that if I were you. Unless you refer to a different fish called the same thing, then its ok
9 years ago
wouldnt want to be the fish but that would be awesome to see.
9 years ago
Yea, great post man. I was waiting to see some JAW's action
9 years ago
whales..nothing but trouble
9 years ago
Sure, they are also spoutin' off about something.
9 years ago
Whales,
Whales,
Bloody great fishes are whales.
9 years ago
jacque coustou once said "Je suis le salle de bain chapeau.." which means.. I hate whales .they are a terrible fish
9 years ago
Hmmm, does it really?
9 years ago
ya
9 years ago
French for Dummies..by dik
9 years ago
I always thought that it meant that he was shitting in his hat?
9 years ago
Looks like WA state.
9 years ago
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
9 years ago
huh...ok?
9 years ago
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
9 years ago
i like it better when they live up to their name.
9 years ago
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