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Hunting Nutria

Dave Attel really knows how to party

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by xzekiel

submitted October 20th 2008

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I liked this show. I want to do this badly.
9 years ago
Insomniac was a great show indeed.
9 years ago
In Eugene, Oregon they have the same problem. When I visit my friends at the University there. We drink beer and shoot these.
9 years ago
No, you don't.
9 years ago
In oregon they won't even let you pump your own gas and all the highways are 55 mph. There is only one state park and the state is boring as fuck. The most business they get is for a stupid ass boat race
9 years ago
,,,but some of their cheerleaders have "Beavers" written across their tits...that gotta count for something
9 years ago
PatchWork Gorilla, I live in Eugene Oregon, and my friends and i almost got arrested for trying to catch nutria outside of a shit mall, even though they are on the kill list.... fucking cops being douche bags
and Drum Rave, i pump my own gas at a private company gas station, so some of us oregonians pump out own gas
9 years ago
Hunting a rat is not my idea of fun.
9 years ago
um....even if you were paid goverment job wages to sit in the back of a truck with a .22 rifle with a suppressor? Fuck that, Im in
9 years ago
Add the drinking and I'm in
9 years ago
20 lb. is HARDLY a rat. My dog doesnt even weigh 20 lb.
9 years ago
your dog isnt a dog if it dosent weigh atleats 20lbs... maybe its a nutria
9 years ago
nawww he's.... HOLY SHIT!... he is a Nutria. Mother fucker!
9 years ago
Im with Morph here, you aint got no dog that weighs 20lb. Mine weighs about 100-110.
9 years ago
Well I guess that proves it then.... wheres my .22?
9 years ago
My Beagle weighs 22 lbs. and she hunt Nutrias.
9 years ago
stan weighs 25 pounds ..he hunts noobs
9 years ago
^ both have gay dogs.
9 years ago
^If your dog is 100+ lbs. there is an outstanding possibility it is obese. Animal toucher.
9 years ago
Ive said before that I have a rottweiler, and they are big fucking dogs.
9 years ago
Just checked, the average for a female is 93lb, shes quite big so it will be around the 100lb mark.
9 years ago
stan has chunks of rottweiller in his stool
9 years ago
*chunks of rottweiller sperm
9 years ago
My dog weighs 85lbs.
9 years ago
My Ethiopian weighs 35 lbs.
9 years ago
My cock weighs 10 lbs
9 years ago
That's a big bird
9 years ago
i'd go plantshi ... i mean nutria hunting with a poodle shooter. can't do that in DC unless he breaks into my house. hmmm 20lb rat you say? where's that gov't cheese i got for xmas last year ...??
9 years ago
We used to have one of the biggest dogs around. Our Long haired German Shepherd was 170 - 180 lbs at his biggest, yes he was overweight and he died at 9 years old, but he was the most gentle, loving dog you could ever meet.
9 years ago
I am getting an Irish Wolfhound , They can take out a pitbull.
9 years ago
My lab hunts mountain lions for sport in his free time.
9 years ago
I lov Labs and Lab/Shepard mixs , great dogs .
9 years ago
Long-haired German Shepherd: In America we call them bears. 180???
9 years ago
I loved this show...this clip is pretty old though. I bought the whole dvd set of this show like 8 years ago
9 years ago
I did this years ago in Central California only they WERE rats eating the grain that came off the grain trucks, the ground was fucking crawling with giant rats, good times.
Oh and fuck PETA.
9 years ago
I remember when I was a kid, I was at my uncle's farm riding a big corn harvesting Combine tractor during a local plague. We must have run over thousands of those things. Seems like there were a shit ton of frogs in the field too. Weird.
9 years ago
Rats have rights, too, you sons of bitches!
9 years ago
Thats why Im posting from a Summit County jail cell
9 years ago
being in jail in the US gives you less rights than that stupid ass nutria
9 years ago
In jail you have the right to bend the fuck over and if you don't then you will be shanked
9 years ago
your right hank rats do have rights ... and witness protection. wrong rat nvm.
9 years ago
In Louisiana the state gov pays you to kill nutria (4 bucks each), they are destroying the vegitation in the marsh area causing land erosion.
9 years ago
How do you prove the number you killed? Do you have to take the little bodies to the Nutria Collection Department?
9 years ago
You cut off their tales an freeze them, then bring them in and get paid .
9 years ago
lol

You have to be a hillbilly to do that, surely.
9 years ago
No, you have to be a person who wants to save our eroding coastline.
9 years ago
I think the English did that to the Irish a long time ago, except you needed to bring in the head to get the bounty. I wonder what the Irish were eroding.
9 years ago
Women and children with their car bombs. They were also funded, in a not to small way by many in the US.

US = financiers of terrorism.
9 years ago
Thats essentially how scalping worked between Native Americans and different white factions during the French and Indian War and later on.
9 years ago
If you are referrring to the IRA then they are by no means terrorists. Therefore the "US = financiers of terrorism" is bullshit. They were freedom fighters and are now considered a political party and as such if they did any of the things they did then now, it would be considered an act of war. If you invade a country's homeland and they fight back in their own homeland how is it terrorism? If anything the English assissinating IRA members in front of their families to teach other supporters a lesson were the terrorists.
9 years ago
I read that Irish, but that comment borders on CruelFuckhead length. Calm down and take a perc or something.
9 years ago
1rish, any organisation that plants hidden bombs in public places is a terrorist organisation.
9 years ago
Of course they fought in public where the fuck else were the going to fight. "Lets go meet in the field outside of town and shoot it out with over gunned better trained soldiers." See how fucking stupid that sounds?
9 years ago
"hidden bombs" like they were gonna put a big sign on them saying "HEY THERE IS A BOMB HERE."?
9 years ago
Shut up, you plastic fucking Paddy!

9 years ago
Truth hurts, huh?
9 years ago
It's funny how the IRA were 'right' but the muslims using IEDs (hidden bombs) are terrorists. Some of the IRA's bombs were detonated in shopping centers less than 30 miles from where I live, in areas that had fuck all to do with the trouble in Ireland. That makes the IRA terrorists.
9 years ago
Plast1c
9 years ago
No, they are terrorists for bombing us to begin with. Oh, so you are an expert on what intel they had on who would be where and their intended targets? I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were an expert. I guess you're right, I've just changed my mind.
9 years ago
Oi Plat1c, you don't have to do a very long search on the IRA to discover that they planted bombs in street and shopping centres to kill innocent people. They were terrorists using terrorist tactics, just like the Islamic terrorists are now.

Fuck the IRA and fuck you you terrorist cunt.
9 years ago
see what you started, hank?
9 years ago
Not only that but a vast majority of the "Muslims" that are placing IEDs and fighting over there are imports. They are coming from all over just to fight the big bad USA, that makes them terrorists they aren't there because that is where they are from they are there because they support the terrorists message. I have absolutely no problem with anyone defending their home no matter what side they are on.
9 years ago
*Terrorist supporting cunt.

You aren't a terrorists, you're not even Irish. You're a fucking yank who may as well be bitching about the slave trade and the abduction of his ancestors for all it has to do with you.
9 years ago
Come fuck me then, I dare you.
9 years ago
The intended targets were innocent members of the public, they did it to shock people. There were no 'tactical' targets where they placed the bombs. that alone made them terrorists.
9 years ago
I never said I was from Ireland, as a matter of fact I am extremely vocal about my Southern upbringing. That doesn't mean I won't voice my opinion on things I have knowledge of. I really appreciate the facts that you are spouting, told to you by an unbiased media.
9 years ago
wow, at least i know know where boom got the oranje thing...
stop it you two
everybodys right
everybodys wrong
the brits fucked the rish for generations
the rish bombed the hell out of the brits for years

..it should be evening out these days?
...meanwhile, i'm STILL thinking...
9 years ago
Whatever, your card is now marked with 'terrorist sympathiser'.
9 years ago
jerks, you 25-yr-old kid...name the tune that last line came from, and i'll send ya every A.C. signed photo i have...:)
9 years ago
"at least i know know where boom got the oranje thing"

What the hell does that mean?
9 years ago
It doesn't mean anything hes retarded.
9 years ago
1rish1, we cool...
9 years ago
The English invented scalping then exported it to the Americas.
9 years ago
oranje - guess i thought you were referring to the "orangemen" thing - aka Irish protestants...
dont mind me OB
i am pretty darned retarded :)
9 years ago
Yeah, we cool.
9 years ago
ah, hank - now we gets started on da Natives? you bastard you! :)
9 years ago
I don't like you.
9 years ago
i'm sorry
9 years ago
I totally support the Irish side of it. It was a typical colonial situation where the English tried to take over another country. Fuck them. They didn't get half of what they deserved.
9 years ago
irish, you are fucking thick - read a book
9 years ago
Nutria are very tasty, they are vegitarian and a very clean animal . A young one is the best( half or 3/4 grown) .
9 years ago
mmmmm...goes down real smooth like...with somudem french fried po-taters...mmmmmm
9 years ago
never had nutria... but the old folks tell me its good
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back in the day, the city paid residents 5 bucks per dead nutria
9 years ago
It has a flavor kind of like rabbit or venison.
9 years ago
Really, there are tons of those fuckers here in Japan. Nobody hunts them. There are no guns, but I could trap one. They sell live traps for the farmers to use. A few people have told me that it doesn't taste good, but people here are funny, so I'm inclined to want to see for myself. The only thing is, if I catch one in a live trap, how do I get it out and kill it without getting bit, or something? I really want to try and catch one and eat it. I've never hunted, never skinned an animal.
9 years ago
Rabbison
9 years ago
Stick the trap under water for a while. Get one half or 3/4 grown,most tender. hang them by the neck ,cut the hide around theneck and a slit down the back and pull the hide off. Keep the back and rear legs .Remove the meat off the back and rear legs.Cut in chunks and brown in oil ,and onions ,saute , then add mushrooms and cook till tender . serve over rice . season to taste while cooking.
9 years ago
Found this for rabbits and figure its pretty close to what you would be dealing with.... meh, give it a try:

http://www.ifoods.tv/web/member-video.jsp?memberVideo=23
9 years ago
@Hank..... you drown 'em. That's how they do it over here. The animal is caught in a cage and some guy just pushes the cage under water for like a minute or two and that's when the fat lady starts singing her tune under water. Pretty cruel way of doing it but very effective....
9 years ago
why would you drown something you want to eat later on? not only is it cruel but ineffective. the mammal will struggle for several minutes, releasing a lot of stress hormones, especially adrenaline, causing the flesh to be pale, soft and exudative (pse). it shouldn't be too difficult to kill a trapped animal...
9 years ago
do you own a hatchet hank?
9 years ago
or an old computer monitor. use that to smash it's little head in with.
9 years ago
a knife would probably do the job.
9 years ago
Make it watch Mucho Sucko.
9 years ago
Sure, I've got a hatchet/knives, etc...but this is a live trap, like a cage. The animal walks in to eat the carrot at the end of the box. It pulls the lever and the door closes. It just seems a bit risky to reach in after the fucker, even with gloves on.
9 years ago
Do nutria have any scent glands I need to watch out for?
9 years ago
just run a stiletto or something similar through its heart or neck. you should be able to do that from outside the trap. just don't hesitate when actually doing it or you will only hurt it and you'll have a panicking animal raving for life.
9 years ago
why not just make friends with it hank? you never know, it could turn out like Lassie or Gentle Ben
9 years ago
its a well known fact that a stressed out animal or beaten animal releases not STRESS hormones but FLAVOR hormones... thats why kfc chicken is so succulent..

9 years ago
hank, get a air powered B.B. gun and shot at close range in the head.. drowning a nutria wont do shit because the pretty much live in water (it would be like drowning a beaver)... a bow and arrow to the brain should do the trick too
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p.s.
it has no scent glands, but it has big beaver like teeth that can chew threw trees
9 years ago
way to proof read that shit..... fail
9 years ago
Drowning it is just cruel.
9 years ago
Hank, be sure to post the video of the rabid creature attacking you.
9 years ago
or like i said he could befriend it..train it to be his sidekick..
9 years ago
hank is just like a 40 year old child, its pretty funny
9 years ago
You can make a kind of choke stick to pull it close to the side of the cage and then cut its throat.
9 years ago
or you can just make it your pet and train it to hunt and kill for you..a good pick up line for abducting little girls too.."Hi Can you help me find my nutria?"
9 years ago
"Would you like to pet my nutria? It's in my trunk, way in the back, you'll have to really reach to get him."
9 years ago
Hank can't shoot it because there are no guns in Japan .
9 years ago
What exactly is childish about this, ElPiss? Wait, no, don't bother explaining. Just fuck off.

A choke stick is a good idea.
9 years ago
take it up a couple thousand feet in a plane then throw it out cage and all
9 years ago
diks right. Train it to hunt and kill other Nutrias, and just eat them.
9 years ago
Get your Nutria a Mucho account, someone here would either bore it to death, or kill it with stupidity.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
I think I'm gonna get an air gun.
9 years ago
New Orleans and Jefferson Parish are 2 different places....
RIP Harry Lee, you wont be missed
9 years ago
its all a shit hole, like it matters.
9 years ago
Maybe a volcano will shoot up in new orleans, holiday to me.
9 years ago
things shooting up in you is holiday to you?
9 years ago
the evidence is piling
9 years ago
I was just there Tyrone. It was alright. You can still tell the area is down and is in need of much more repair. The downtown area was nice though.
9 years ago
yea.... i thought you woulda dropped me a line, we couldve kicked it...
wait.... i forgot... youre a RACIST!!!!
9 years ago
haha

Im sure drinking with Tyrone would be cool. Just be sure not to leave you wallet on the table.
9 years ago
I would drink with Tyronne, but I'm afraid I might end up having to fight him.
9 years ago
you'd probably fight santa claus
9 years ago
That fucker never did bring me a Snoopy snowcone maker. So, yeah, I would beat his ass.
9 years ago
why i was about 25 i beat up one of his elves..true story
9 years ago
when i say "take your shoes of in my house elf"...well you just better
9 years ago
Tyrone, they made sure I had absolutely no time to do anything. I was only able to go to Bourbon Street once. And, I'm no racist you black fuckin little....
9 years ago
nigger?
9 years ago
Damn, 1rish. I was a poor kid and even I had a Snoopy snowcone maker.
9 years ago
Oh, yeah, well I had a fucking Power Wheels, bitch.
9 years ago
I had a Dukes of Hazzard big wheel and a bike from a yard sale :(
9 years ago
Nutria... that's a kind of sable...
9 years ago
No, it's a type of rodent. It looks like a big muskrat, but the tail is different. Sables are mustelids, like weasels.
9 years ago
party @ diks house
9 years ago
Yeah... but the difference is negligible..
9 years ago
no its not
9 years ago
I always thought an ermine was a mink that had turned white for winter, but a white ermine is just an ermine, and not a mink at all. Who knew?
9 years ago
Wasn't there an old band called ermine and the ermits ?
9 years ago
LA is a shit hole, I hope there state turns into a waterpark
9 years ago
as long as we keep pumping carbon into the atmosphere it'll become one in no time
9 years ago
stfu al gore..why not go ahead and kill all the cows in the world since they're much bigger polluters and methane is a much better greehouse gas than carbon..i'm gonna go chop down a tree now.
9 years ago
Make sure you use a gas powered chainsaw.
9 years ago
yeah and drink a 30 rack and leave all the cans and cardboard out side
9 years ago
strings, did you get raped in LA... you harbor the anger of a rape victim
9 years ago
no I've been down there and I know its a shit hole for a fact, its the gooch of the US
9 years ago
oh and theres too many black people
9 years ago
clearly raped...
9 years ago
by a black bear or was it a black ... bare??
9 years ago
stringsNshit come back here again I will throw a party for you:)
9 years ago
no thanks, youre state smells like big cheesey hot black tits. come to BC and I'll show you how to throw a party.
9 years ago
Unfortunately rifles aren't used on the usual garbage in N'awlin's.
9 years ago
nigger hunt?
9 years ago
You said that, LOL, not me. *nods head
9 years ago
youre both idiots.... blacks keep "N'awlins" culture alive in this city, all the great restaurants- black cooks, all the great bars to hang out in on bourbon- black bartenders, all the great music at all the great jazz clubs- black brass bands...
next time you two make ignorant comments, be sure youre old enough to get out of your mothers house and get some real life experience...
nothin worse than 2 retarded noobs in agreement
9 years ago
tyrone is right..new orleans one of the most culturally important places in america...fuck both of you nitwits
9 years ago
black people > rednecks
9 years ago
Tyrone have you ever seen the Dirty Dozen Brass Band? I got a chance to see them at Free-birds in Jax beach once and they are incredible
9 years ago
There was only one white guy in that band but he was the least talented. This one older black man played the Barry Sax and the low notes he played almost made me shit my pants
9 years ago
Best band from NOLA is Eyehategod.
9 years ago
nigger lovers
9 years ago
BiggerBadder-blah blah blahher,
They're also what keeps N'awlin's from being a better city thanks to to the currupt government and less than average populace. Much like that of many white-trash communities in the United States. Garbage is garbage, no matter how much you powder it over.
9 years ago
Come and live down here for a spell then. Work here, blend within the locals then spew you bullshit DIK.

I can care less who you are to this site, New Orleans used to be a cultural calculus, but no more. I moved from it because it's crap anymore. Nothing but crap. Live here, then puke your bullshit. Until then, STFU. Many more cities in the U.S. are culturally diverse and far more worthy than this shithole.
9 years ago
Shuttin aught ta done nat, he'is just a boy.
9 years ago
use a wooden slat(like a 1x1/2 2ft long)that will fit through the cage and a hammer place it at the base of its head and smack it with a mallet breaking its neck. then gut skinn and cook ...
9 years ago
Use the reply button to make your reply more effective and relevant.
9 years ago
Whatever happened to this show anyways?
9 years ago
Btw, I'm in a city far more known for it's music than N'awlin's. And I'm no doubt older AND wiser than you.
9 years ago
not smart enough to use the reply button though
9 years ago
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