by skulk

submitted October 18th 2008

64 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
cow
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comments (64)
i would honestly hit that
9 years ago
Don't be so modest, you cow fucker you. You mean you HAVE already hit that.
9 years ago
i would honestly take a foot job
9 years ago
from that? ouch
9 years ago
where u say ouch, i scream in joy
9 years ago
there hooves made out of bone with a pretty sharp crevive. OUCH!
9 years ago
i'd make her ass moo a whole new tune.
9 years ago
very weird clitoris...
9 years ago
id put my tongue in her naughty bits.
9 years ago
You mean her tender loin?
9 years ago
prime?
9 years ago
Right in the angus.
9 years ago
Angus is a type of cow. You don't eat meat do you, you veggie liberal hippie?
9 years ago
Try thinking about it for a little while, numbnuts
9 years ago
I thought about it a little while, and I realized your mom is a hure.
9 years ago
JQ way to make a statement in to a question
9 years ago
Yes, it's called a rhetorical question...e.g.: BukkakeMonster, you don't know what a rhetorical question is, do you?
9 years ago
yes its called sarcasm...e.g.: you dont know what sarcasm is, do you?
9 years ago
Wow, you're so great at sarcasm Bukkake.
9 years ago
and ur so great at taking it in the ass jq
9 years ago
Your fantasies about my ass is not the topic of this thread, sir!
9 years ago
and neither r u delusions, i miss the says when u would bendover for me
9 years ago
I cannot even tell whether you are denying or acquiescing to my insults any more...
9 years ago
one thing is for sure...im havin my way with you tonight!!!
9 years ago
!!! Could this be the end of jqh88?
9 years ago
you better hope so
9 years ago
G*ddamn you're gay Bukkake, in all seriousness.
9 years ago
not gay...experimental
9 years ago
In all seriousness, I think you guys are probably typing this while looking at each other from across the room. Go to bed, you two.
9 years ago
^whammy?
9 years ago
when noobs attack
9 years ago
i see u smerf 'waves across the room'
9 years ago
jqh88 won't type out the word "god".
9 years ago
I'd fuck her than cook her medium rare.
9 years ago
I think we would create a whole new race of beings who look like hot women, fuck like whores, and who can eat after sex. Nothing against women either, women can go do whatever the fuck they want if we could this race of ideal whore cattle.
9 years ago
I concur with jq, it would dramatically reduce the amount of rape, help in population control and make men happier in their lives. It'd be a win for everyone.
9 years ago
Just put a bagel on the other side of a picture of your favorite camwhore. Well, maybe a cheerio would be more your size.
9 years ago
It's like 4 ladyboys in one.
9 years ago
Wow, just wow...comment of the night.
9 years ago
Why does it have breasts and udders?
9 years ago
You're not complaining are you?

It's more nipples than I have hands!
9 years ago
i was wondering why it had hands.
9 years ago
Imagine if real women had their breasts attached to their vaginae. If that's what they evolve into, then you'll know that G*d is a man.
9 years ago
If you get them old enough, you can have your breasts and vagina close enough.

Seriously though, if god existed, he'd hate you just as much for using his name with an asterisk. There's no loopholes for an omniscient being.
9 years ago
How do you know G*d is not some other omniscient being whose name is actually spelled G*d?
9 years ago
Because Xenu told me so.
9 years ago
why is that good?
9 years ago
'Cuz it's a Cylf.
Figure the rest out yourself! :D
9 years ago
Ok. Now I understand why so many teens want to be farmers.
9 years ago
Bull approves
9 years ago
Udder madness .
9 years ago
Cud you be any cornier
2 years ago
I wish your "family" burns alive today.
2 years ago
Calm your tits, lady
2 years ago
Just another Sunday to the grocery store, they get trapped under a semi while gas leaks. You sit a wonder where they are then you see the news. The flames where so hot they saw skin melted to the seats.
2 years ago
Cool story, lady
2 years ago
Let's see if it will come true.
2 years ago
Keep your fingers crossed and wish reeeeealy hard
2 years ago
Don't spam me bro.
2 years ago
what kind of temps we talking about here?
2 years ago
The only way that crash would happen is if the truck's Jake brake would fail
2 years ago
Glass melts at 2800?
2 years ago
Wtf?
2 years ago
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