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auto-urine therapy

drink piss and be cured

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by Asparfum

submitted October 18th 2008

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auto-urine therapy
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Yeah, I'll just stick with traditional western medicine.
9 years ago
Bear Grylls is the spokesperson for auto urine therapy
9 years ago
Ironically, Les Stroud is on right now and I have yet to see him go for his pee-pee for a drink.

On the other hand, this is the episode where he burns down his own shelter.....
9 years ago
Les Stroud isn't a jack ass like Bear Grylls. Stroud drinks the evaporated water from his piss with those fancy tarp set ups.
9 years ago
Nixon, stay the fuck out of this. Jamiee if you talk shit about Bear, I'll hunt you down qwhen I eventually come for dik.
9 years ago
Bear Grylls is a freak who only does things for the shock value.
9 years ago
Ray Mears>Bear Grylls
9 years ago
just an hour ago i watched bear grylls squeeze out and drink the partially digested stomache contents of a dead camel...then he drank the rumen (whatever that is)then he crawled inside the dead camel
9 years ago
Les Stroud and Bear Grylls are like schoolboys felching old men for cash compared to Ray Mears
9 years ago
now that i know who ray mears is ..i actually kind of like him despite his nationality
9 years ago
the rumen is the part of the stomach where the food eaten by rumiants ferments. dont you elderly people get tired of watching those re runs over and over
9 years ago
Ray Mears shows you sensible survival tips that are of some use in the real world, unlike Bear fuckedinthehead Grylls. chewing bits of a rotting zebra is not a good way to stay alive.
9 years ago
mmmmm rotten zebra
9 years ago
Bear Gyrlls is da bomb. Les Stroud=espada.

Oh yeah, I went there.
9 years ago
That just happened.
9 years ago
By the way, elchris, fuck off, you tranny loving squirrel feltcher.
9 years ago
can i stay if i let you suck me off
9 years ago
You misspelled "My name is elhomo and I blow homeless men for bus tokens."
9 years ago
would they be Greyhound buses or just regular buses ?
9 years ago
Why do you ask? I'm sure he'll blow you no matter what kind you show up with.
9 years ago
heres a survival tip.. don't get fucking lost in the middle of the desert ;/

9 years ago
...or a jungle. That's just plain stupid.
9 years ago
But, if you know you're in the middle of it, then you're not lost...
9 years ago
if you were in the 'middle' of a desert you would already be lost i would have thought
9 years ago
fuck you Fugs i thought of it first
9 years ago
"Middle" is a generalization you eejits. It also covers a rather large area.
9 years ago
but by 'middle' you are certainly not on the 'edge of'
9 years ago
For fucks sake. If I said I was somewhere in the middle of the Sahara that could mean an area of several hundred miles or more.
9 years ago
Yeah, but if you're in the middle, every way you go is out.
9 years ago
not true , as most humans have one foot bigger than the other you will always walk round in circles and never get out
9 years ago
Stand facing straight ahead and pick some feature in the distance, when you get to it, do it again, etc. It might not be perfect, but at least you're not walking in circles.
9 years ago
But not every way is the right way. One way could lead to a major coastal highway but another could lead to an Oasis like Siwa and another could lead you into a depression like the Qattara.
9 years ago
If you were in the middle of a desert, you'd already be depressed so it wouldn't matter.

And stop being awkward!
9 years ago
You're pretty much fucked if you end up in the middle of a desert or jungle anyway.
9 years ago
But cow urine tastes soo much better
9 years ago
i think its insuline dependent diabetic people. they dont need insuline shots if they drink cow urine
9 years ago
Uh...riiight. No, they use products from genetically engineered bacteria.
9 years ago
how can you get genitically engineered bacteria from drinkin cow urine, ginger dummy? besides, thats a traditional natural remedy used by farmers in rural places. im not expecting a doctor from beverly hills to prescribe this to any of his patients nor a fat ignorant mcdonalds boy like yourself to know anything about proper health care. "im fat cause i was born that way" riiight. youre fucking lazy & stupid
9 years ago
Most insulin is manufactured nowadays.
9 years ago
Call me old fashioned, but I still prefer manual-urine therapy.
9 years ago
Wow. Cure yourself by drinking waste matter. Ingenious.
9 years ago
tasting your own urine can tell you if somethings wrong with you ... whereas people who drink it are just fucked up idiots.
9 years ago
so taking this 'Auto-urine therapy' will turn my hair white ?
9 years ago
No but it'll make your breath smell of piss.
9 years ago
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