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Ghetto Wedding

if only they could make a big ass three tiered cheeseburger.

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by xzekiel

submitted October 18th 2008

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Ghetto Wedding
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Please tell me this was taken prior to the 3 hour ceremony.
9 years ago
During.
9 years ago
3 hour ceremony?
9 years ago
^^ married under a bridge, a bum carried out the ceremony
9 years ago
What do you have against Nixon's Ghost?
9 years ago
elfag claims that when he hits the "^" key it automatically does it twice.
9 years ago
does he not know about the backspace key?
9 years ago
Seems like they would be at Black Castle. or Church's..
9 years ago
I actually saw my first Church's chicken yesterday
9 years ago
they have the best biscuits.
9 years ago
"I always wanted to get married at a castle"
9 years ago
It can't be a black wedding... nobody's pregnant!
9 years ago
i like KFC and popeyes myself...
9 years ago
^Racist.
9 years ago
^Sooo racist
9 years ago
^Mega racist.
9 years ago
race war!
9 years ago
^racist
9 years ago
The bride is dressed in white. Funny!
9 years ago
I just noticed they had to pool the money from at least three couples to get the White Castle.

I bet they text'ed the invitations out.

And it goes without saying that their wedding registries were at 7-11.
9 years ago
white castle is a burger joint?
9 years ago
Don't act like you've never seen Harold & Kumar.
9 years ago
Hell, I haven't seen Harold and Kumar, and I still knew that White Castle is a burger joint.
9 years ago
white castle is 'the' burger joint
9 years ago
If you want to fart your brains loose with a fairly stenchy impact these are the burgers for you. On a side note they are very tasty. *no not the farts they just stink*
9 years ago
ive never seen harold and kumar
9 years ago
From what I hear Whita Castle is the same as Krystals in the south. Their chilli cheese pups are fucking colon cleansers.
9 years ago
So White Castle is only in the south? I've always wanted to try one...
9 years ago
+1 for team dumbass^^
9 years ago
That was mean.

I also now want a burger.
9 years ago
white castle isn't the same as krystal burger in the south.. but they are VERY similar... krystal burger has a way bigger menu from what i remember of it (compared to white castle)... white castles are everywhere in the states, and i think a few places in canada too...
as far as being "the" burger joint they don't even sell real burgers.. they sell fking sliders :(
and for those of you who don't know what a slider is, its *basically* a steam broiled patty.. usually really really small (like 2 bites and you are done)

i remember the first time i went to whitecastle in detroit... we go in (me admin and another guy) and the "other guy" orders first (me and admin had never been there before) and he orders like 3 or 4 sliders and fries... and we are like uh.. wtf?? so we go up and like each order 1 slider and an order of fries and a drink... we get them and finally find out that sliders are like 1/8th the size of a normal human burger... like fucking hobbit burgers ;/


that being said, while in detroit we did eat many crave cases and puke a LOT..... just like krystal burger great drunk food and their chicken rings are quite good ;/

9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha "hobbit burgers". Genius.
9 years ago
In the UK we have Wimpys. It's shite.
9 years ago
Never ever ever been in Wimpy's. Ive only ever been in Burger King once, and that was poor. Maccy D's & the odd KFC for me.
9 years ago
i was joking about it being "the" burger joint cause there size is laughable, but good
9 years ago
in ireland theres a decent burger chain, i can't remember the name of it.. but its kind of like in the style of a 60's diner...

as far as burgers go.... from fast food places i would put burgerking above mcdonalds burgers personally but i'm still scarred from a fast food experience when i was a kid that involved me eating a mcdonalds burger and puking for like 24 hours straight
i do like kfc big crunches tho ;/

9 years ago
And for his next joke, Bukkake will make a cunning witticism using the word "is".
9 years ago
you is a retard
9 years ago
Wimpys have pretty much disappeared now. I saw one in a service station on the M1 recently and, bizarrely, at the Ricoh Arena. Don't really do Burgers that much. Had a dodgy Big Mac that hospitalised me and I read Fast Food Nation too.
9 years ago
My ideal combination:

Maccy D's Milkshake
Burger King Fries (Super, of course)
KFC's Zinger Tower Burger

Im damn hungry now!
9 years ago
Bravo Bukkake, you is smart. You in family one with brain.
9 years ago
My big problems are Nandos and pizzas.
9 years ago
what is a zinger tower burger? and wtf is with that burgerking in the uk having the 100$ burger?? the bk bling or whatever its called...

9 years ago
Pizza Hut sucks major balls! If you like eating plastic, Pizza Hut is for you!
9 years ago
Mine is beer, Nandos half chicken (hot), spicy rice and spicy fries. Might get some after Bond tomorrow night.
9 years ago
wtf..... it has a hash brown on it oranje? that is weird...

9 years ago
my son is one wit all dem brains, his moma wants to send him off to school bit i said "NO SIS IM GONNA LEARN HIM TO MAKE CRYSTAL METH"
9 years ago
Pizza Express or a local Italian if I'm eating in. Domino's if it's a takeaway.
9 years ago
A Zinger burger is a spicy version of the Fillet burger. God knows why they put a Hash Brown in the Tower.
9 years ago
Why don't more people like hash browns? That confuses me only slightly less than people who don't like dumplings, freaks.
9 years ago
Ah, dumplings. No stew is complete without them.
9 years ago
Im going to watch Bond tomorrow too cheeky. I would say that Ill be on the lookout for a large man with a big head, but you don't live anywhere near me. Soooooooo, I wont.

P.S. Not heard of the 100$ BK burger before. Im obviously not the target market.
9 years ago
Ah cheeky, a Pole who desperately wishes he was British.
9 years ago
WTF? Piss off you gimp.
9 years ago
I would say I'll bee on the look out for a gimp with a munter on his arm but...
9 years ago
Touché
9 years ago
See as I know the modern Brit, I know they all hate Poles but lust after their women, who laugh at them because let's face it, there is no race of man less attractive and more gay on the face of the earth than the English.
9 years ago
PSHAW, when I said Brit I did not mean to include the Welsh, Irish or Scottish, who are fine people.
9 years ago
The poles, I don't hate. You, I do.
9 years ago
The poles, I also don't hate. But you, who the fuck are you?
9 years ago
Poles are something you're intimately acquainted with jqh. Especially your boyfriends.
9 years ago
Again, cheeky, not English, therefore not necessarily gay.
9 years ago
Thank god you're not English because you do take it up the wrong'un.
9 years ago
^Last 0 things submitted:

Everyone knows who I am. You mentally impoverished little cretin.
9 years ago
Well I do not have the benefit of centuries of experience taking it up the right end. But yes, thank G*d I'm not English.
9 years ago
Who the fucking hell are you?
9 years ago
I'm the guy who is insulting you and your entire race.
9 years ago
Oh, you're the guy who thinks English is a race? A moron then.
9 years ago
haha selfpwnd
9 years ago
Well you are mutually hated by all other races, so if you're not a race, then what are you?
9 years ago
jqh, that might be the dumbest thing said here all week.
9 years ago
A nationality you cock. A race is a subspecies of human i.e. Caucasoid, Mongoloid etc.
9 years ago
I'm sure jqh is related to exowhunu.
9 years ago
FUCK YOU ALL WHUNUS!
9 years ago
Enlighten us jackoff, what 'race' are you?
9 years ago
There are no subspecies of human.
9 years ago
Enlighten you? Stop fucking your mom. There, I've enlightened you.
9 years ago
jqh is up there with steelxretard, exowhunu, and cruelhm
9 years ago
But I have to admit you did put me in doubt there for a second. But I don't think you're right that the word "race" has any specific scientific meaning as you (and the Nazis) imply. So when I say something like "fuck the whole English race" or "damn the English are a race of homos", I hope I can rely upon you to understand the gist of my words.
9 years ago
shut up
9 years ago
I understand perfectly jqh. You're a moron.
9 years ago


Main Entry:
3race
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle French, generation, from Old Italian razza
Date:
1580

1: a breeding stock of animals2 a: a family, tribe, people, or nation belonging to the same stock b: a class or kind of people unified by shared interests, habits, or characteristics3 a: an actually or potentially interbreeding group within a species ; also : a taxonomic category (as a subspecies) representing such a group b: breed c: a category of humankind that shares certain distinctive physical traits4obsolete : inherited temperament or disposition5: distinctive flavor, taste, or strength
use a dictionary and not your "scientific meaning" i.e. bullshit you make up
9 years ago
But Hank is right (my g*d, who would have thought there would be such a day that such words would come from my mouth), but subspecies IS actually a scientific term, and no, there are no subspecies of homo sapiens, or modern man...with the possible exception of you, Oranjeboom, and drumrave.
9 years ago
race isn't a science term just a synonym to nationality
9 years ago
And to prove it, I think drumrave, your definitions, especially as in "b. a class or kind of people unified by shared interests, habits, or characteristics" and the mere plurality of the definitions, would actually support my argument.

So my advice is: read.
9 years ago
^ My god you're boring.
9 years ago
My advice is don't sound like a pretentious prick
9 years ago
I thought I was actually being quite humble there in taking into careful consideration my own possible mistake, but alright...go fuck yourself you dumb fucks.
9 years ago
Your comments are usually too long so I don't really read them, and I really didn't read any of this thread cause oranje and checky aren't the brightest of the bunch
9 years ago
there isn't anything wrong with hashbrowns btw... i just don't quite understand what they would be doing on a chicken sandwich :P

9 years ago
Hey!
9 years ago
what are you talking about drumrave, youre dumber than a loaf of bread
9 years ago
beleive yak wants to ignore that that hour?
9 years ago
what did i do now?

9 years ago
ummmm no I am not dumb in any sense
9 years ago
^ minus one that
9 years ago
Why are people still arguing with this jqh kid? He's about 15 or something. I like how he's trying to 'join' y'all's gang though. Yak? Fuck the hashbrown talk. All the kids around here...how can dis happ?
And Cum's lathe...fuck off you fucking insufferably ugly, retarded-looking, amorphous blob of squeezed human entrails. I'm not gonna tussle with you...because:-

a) As I mentioned earlier...when you look in a mirror...there's your reflection, and
b)You're not witty, or funny...or anything. You rely on the 'part of Mucho furniture' concept to acquire some kind of legitimacy. You're the dull, unattractive couch that nobody wants. Please fuck off and decompose now.
9 years ago
'part of Mucho furniture' wtf is that suppose to mean?
9 years ago
cruel say: i kinda dislikes drums
9 years ago
...and anyone feeling the urge to argue with drum should find some of his pics...he's tagged under beaner-retard, eternal virgin, loaf of bread-looking, massive waste of chromosomes.
9 years ago
any one that wants to read a boring disorganized novel then argue with cruelhomo
9 years ago
yak say - Let's Do The Time Warp Again...:)
9 years ago
hahaha! Hi possum...I was just about to go bed again. I fell asleep from smoking too much 'dirtbar'...caught a few zzzs, then I come back over to PC and see all this nonsense occurring involving this justquitehopeless kid, and fatass drumstick dick.
Don't make me explain my metaphors drum, you ignoramous. God. I can't erase the mental image of your extreme ugliness.
9 years ago
shut up cocksucker
9 years ago
Brilliant ^.
And on that note...I'm going to bed. You should too Oranje ya fuckin loser...you need your beauty sleep - damn Shrek-looking neanderthal.
Think I'll have a quick wank first though. Tata!
9 years ago
^ Serious inferiority complex.
9 years ago
You should too Oranje ya fuckin loser...you need your beauty sleep - damn Shrek-looking neanderthal.

Jokes on you, I was already in bed!
9 years ago
black people shouldnt wear white
they look funny
9 years ago
But what color should they wear?
9 years ago
is it nice day for a white wedding?

i think so
9 years ago
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