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Ass Beatin'

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 17th 2008

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Ass Beatin'
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9 years ago
..ck, it's been hours since I was rectally massaged.
9 years ago
HA!
9 years ago
ve I missed my rectal massage as well?
9 years ago
Fail^
9 years ago
Seconded
9 years ago
... has more luck with the ladies than I could ever dream of.
9 years ago
calude u in there? this is a tough one if you are
9 years ago
Hint: GREEN
9 years ago
You're gonna get stepped on.
9 years ago
You can look up skirts though.
9 years ago
cant see ya
9 years ago
i dont get this picture
9 years ago
You still have your 'phone a friend' and '50/50' left. Would you like to use another life line?
9 years ago
You can get rid of the phone a friend cuz he has no friends.
9 years ago
isee you claude u clever pussy
9 years ago
thats blue not green
9 years ago
It's aquamarine, you stupid heterosexual.
9 years ago
jq, why r u startin fights with people?? you seem tense is there anything i can do?
9 years ago
G*ddamn you're gay, Bukkake. And by gay, I mean homosexual.
9 years ago
and by homosexual u mean in love with asians
9 years ago
you're both gay. Go get a room
9 years ago
did you seriously just star out goddamn?

9 years ago
He's afraid his stupid fucking god will strike him down if he's uses the motherfuckers name in vain. Fuck your god jqh88, fuck him long and hard.
9 years ago
then shit on his face and and make him call u his savior
9 years ago
Behold, heathens, for I bring you the word of the Lord: S.., Y.., I.. and B.., thou shalt not sodomize each other in the ass; thou shalt not beget thy own siblings out of they own mothers' wretched vags; and above all, thou shalt not sodomize Smerf's mouth in vain, for he shall give thee AIDS.
9 years ago
You weak, dumfuck noob.
One can only carry out the activity of 'sodomization' by penetration of another's anus...not a mouth. And to say one sodomizes another human in the ass would be a very fine example of tautology.
Come back in 5, mmk? Btw...sodomize as in 'Sodom and Gomorroh' you know? From the Bible. Thous shalt not be an unintelligent noob...at least not without being called out on it...you horrendous fail.
9 years ago
if u wanna make this religious then tell me why heaven offers the same thing as a pact with the devil but its 1000 times better and its "perfect"?
9 years ago
Wow Cruel, you're quite the expert on sodomy.

BTW from Wiki: "Sodomy (IPA: /ˈsɒdəmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, as well as bestiality."

I guess when you said to your dad "but dad, I don't want to participate to sodomy", you believed him said "but the mouth doesn't count"
9 years ago
Not an expert on sodomy dumbass, just know what the word means. Ask a million random people what the word means, and only one would come out with what you just said - and that one would be you. Stupid split-condom accident.
9 years ago
When you fail, which is what you do by living, the most graceful thing to do is just to admit it, you fucking whore anus.
9 years ago
Was that your wil favoorwit bedtime story from mommy? You've had to take her advice often huh?
9 years ago
Well, your mommy, yeah. Take her advice...I don't know. Mouth maybe, when you know, I wasn't sodomizing her.
9 years ago
Incredible fail ^.
Get an education and some wit, and come back here another day kid.
9 years ago
Things you are so unfamiliar with, yet you recommend it to others. I have a better idea, why don't you never try to bite off more than you can chew again, and I'll stop not sodomizing your mom?
9 years ago
Ya gotta go E-Baum's kid, seriously. This isn't a place for you. Incidentally, I could swallow your entire body in one bite...and still be left wishing I'd bitten a chunk off Cumcrave instead. Shit. Even Hank could piss on you...and that's really embarrassing.
Definitely keep trying though kid. Hope is a good thing - positive.
9 years ago
Apparently you've herded up all the losers on Mucho in one post and done my job for me. But no, I'm really starting to like Hank, that slimy snail.
9 years ago
so you concider yourself a loser
9 years ago
Concider? Can I concider you a kumquat and then will you go away?
9 years ago
trick ass ho ur the one who wont leave i was here first
9 years ago
Ah yes, but so were the Native Americans.
9 years ago
Whenever that stupid cunt, CrustyHoMo fails, he says "ask the average person" or "ask a million people". Hahaha, fucking dumbass.

You failed fuckhead. That's all there is to it.
9 years ago
you actually read his comments?
9 years ago
When I'm high I tend to read every single comment, and then wonder why the hell I'm reading all these useless comments. For the record, cumHM, you failed very hardcore, buddy. GTFO
9 years ago
For the record all your comments are useless. shhhh.
9 years ago
stupid cats cant figure out the ' makes the ' come up
9 years ago
Yes we all know that, now shut the fuck up.
9 years ago
Use a browser made after 2004.
9 years ago
i got a brand new model early 08 brand new.
9 years ago
brand new
9 years ago
well I have no fuckin' idea what you guys are talkin' about.
9 years ago
That fat ass would get his ass kicked.
9 years ago
Oh? Would you be with a body guard that day?
9 years ago
clearly just friends
9 years ago
Whale tail alert!
9 years ago
!
9 years ago
found him!
9 years ago
is that guy supposed to me intimidating or something
9 years ago
Redheads - WANT
9 years ago
Hello!
9 years ago
what else do they serve at the NY Deli ?
9 years ago
I'd pull that thong out of her ass with my teeth.
9 years ago
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