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Intentionally caught wanking

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this guy is a winner!

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by Spntneous

submitted October 17th 2008

77 comments
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comments (77)
what a great gag
9 years ago
WHere the hell is..... Wank ?
9 years ago
Wanker.
9 years ago
He's an up and coming young man.
9 years ago
All those sorry fucks and not one offered to help the poor guy
9 years ago
If only real life was more like cheezy porn
9 years ago
i do that at playgrounds
9 years ago
your fucking disgusting
9 years ago
I happen to think skulk looks pretty good.

yitmat has no taste.
9 years ago
i sorry i dont fit into the pedofile section knomar..dont worry i wont stop you from having fun jacking off to infants
9 years ago
I think you need to learnt not to take the internet seriously. I'd hate to imagine what you'd think if I were to say that I thought my 12 year old cousin was pretty hot
9 years ago
Pictures please, Ben
9 years ago
what nono dont take me wrong ben..your cool you can think whatever you please..i just dont like knomar anymore unless knomar is a girl that loves giving head..then knomar is cool
9 years ago
this is the worse porno ever! no action!!!
9 years ago
damn, he could have his own orgy!
9 years ago
I do that at work........I'm a maid.
9 years ago
LMAO

Best comment by far
9 years ago
I saw nixon jr. on the tv at :35
9 years ago
that is soo like him :) heheh
9 years ago
I saw him.
9 years ago
great hobby
9 years ago
Lol at 00:49 =D
9 years ago
was that the manager ? :)
9 years ago
Manager to complaining maid: "Eyup. He's jerkin' off alright".
9 years ago
"Knock knock knock...Housekeeping..."
9 years ago
wouldn't help he was wearing "headphones" and didn't "hear" them come in.
9 years ago
Bill Hicks?
9 years ago
is dead... sadly
9 years ago
come on ladies...just put your lips on it.
9 years ago
haha this happened to me when i went to ohio a week ago. only i was really sleep i heard somone com in the room and i thought it was my mom since we split a room to lower cost and it was some house keeping bitch.. didnt even knock or anything just let herself in said "oh shit" and left. for the next 3 days she never came back
9 years ago
I think the dead hooker on the floor probabgly scared her.
9 years ago
your nasty purple headed dick scared her , you black people.
9 years ago
i can asure you when i get hard my cock does not turn any shade of purple. it stays a nice even golden brown thank you. cooked to perfection like a pancake or some sort of english muffin.
9 years ago
*pukes bile
9 years ago
'Kay, so let me get this straight... you went to Ohio last week, shared a room with your mother, you were naked and touching yourself when the maid walked in without knocking?

1) Why were in the same room with your mother while naked but no longer in diapers?

2) Why didn't you put the "Do Not Disturb" door-handle flyer on the outside knob like civilized beings do within a minute of entering the rented hotel room?

3) What made you think admitting this to us would keep us from giving you shit about it?

4) I love this site.
9 years ago
5)This site hates you.
9 years ago
Aww urkelbot, you're not the voice of this site baby. You love me. You're just mad at me 'cause I called you an asshole. You live it, I call it.
9 years ago
i haven't decided if i hate you yet ..but i probably will
9 years ago
Itsie... It's time for you to show us your tits now.....
9 years ago
It's okay Dik, I actually prefer that you do. It's an internet site. That means a sense of humor is first. Those that don't get that concepts lack the intelligence to know better. What's comedy without a bit of bite?
9 years ago
i wasn't joking
9 years ago
Dik, I never thought you were. So...tell me, why is the letter "c" missing from your moniker? Is because you're not getting any? Or does DIK stand for: DO I KNOW?
9 years ago
well nugga, sup wid dat?
9 years ago
that's a stupid question..both of you go to the back
9 years ago
I don't like her.
9 years ago
do you like me ?
9 years ago
i hate all of you.
9 years ago
i was asking Hank , not you
9 years ago
itsie cant show us her tits -
itsie is an 11-yr-old male
its itsie's dicksie thats bitsie
9 years ago
just so you know not at any point was i naked or wanking in that room. but only morons would assume that.

i was sharing a room cause i was only going to be there for 3 days while we attended my little cousins 16th birthday [arty and she was already in the area so i tagged along. they stayed for a week i had work.

the maid came in while i was sleeping. im a light sleeper so when i heard the door open i woke up.

That being said i hate you all. purple cock head included.
9 years ago
urklebot is a one-eyed, one-eared wild purple -Morph head- eater.

Oh...and I have a tenner that says he swallows too.

<flashes bewbies>
9 years ago
Leave the comedy to the professionals. Can you e-mail me a picture of your bewbies though?
9 years ago
Oh yes urkelbot, you're such a turn on. I'll gladly show you -a smooth talking [sic] stranger my bewbies. I mean, how can I resist? Of course I'll give you my e-mail and expose myself to you. If anything to lead you away from your obsession of sniffing your Mommy's lingerie that hangs over your shower door and tortures your being.
9 years ago
You talk too much. Go fix me something to eat, would ya?
9 years ago
itsie-bitsy is cool.
9 years ago
That's because you're also an annoying cunt.
9 years ago
two maids, one mint
9 years ago
Classic, but it would have been better if it was his mum.
9 years ago
Was he jacking it to Youtube in the last bit?
9 years ago
I know someone who got caught wanking by the maid whilst on holiday.
9 years ago
^someone^^
9 years ago
Definitely.
9 years ago
If he is that someone then that maid is going to be a right munter
9 years ago
^ True story.
9 years ago
"Go away! 'Batin'!"
9 years ago
See when we play this scenario out in our heads we imagine the hot ass Spanish cleaning lady walking in with a see through skirt and walking over to the bed to "help" us with our situation.

Why can't the world really be like all the random fantasies I have in my head, it would be such a better place.
9 years ago
Because not even the most disgusting, the most desperate, the most depraved woman on the planet would touch your cock.
9 years ago
because the cleaning ladies are usually latin american, I doubt you will ever see an actual Spanish girl cleaning a place.
9 years ago
oh and btw... spain is in EU not SA.
9 years ago
Thanks for the geography lesson, Professor Fuckhead.
9 years ago
"Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
9 years ago
What kind of hotel is this?!
9 years ago
he's got a small penis
9 years ago
i've got a big penis.
9 years ago
They all shat bricks when they saw it...
9 years ago
Your bricks are filled with cat fur.
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
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