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if your a scientologist please watch this.

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by LORDXENU

submitted October 17th 2008

98 comments
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comments (98)
im a faggotologist
9 years ago
you and irish should get along fagtastically.
9 years ago
Are you looking for attention?
9 years ago
'fagtastically' lol thats the cherry on the top
9 years ago
yeh, who would'nt doubt 1eish will get the "attention" footface needs....
9 years ago
cliff notes for those too bored to watch all that
9 years ago
"LORDZENU"? Seriously? You created an account for the simple reason of posting this video?

You know what? Fuck you. Scientology may be a total load of crap, but you are an asshole.
9 years ago
Yeah really. You made up an account and named yourself just so the rest of us would......Kool Aid? Yes Please!!!!
9 years ago
I agree with Smerf on this one.
9 years ago
I have Xenu-lights in my BMW .. or something like that. :)
9 years ago
no actually ive been coming to this site for almost 5 years. and i posted this because i thoght people on here would make fun of scientologist for being so retarded.
9 years ago
Without having seen the vid yet, I'm gonna disagree with Smerf. Any religion bashing is a good thing. And what is the problem with creating an account for the sole purpose of submitting something?
9 years ago
he's an asshole for signing up and posting a video? so non-members should never post videos, because they'd have to sign up to do it... I get it.
9 years ago
No, I think it's ONLY non-members should post vids, because if they signed up to do it, they'd be assholes.
9 years ago
Of course, if they are assholes, they'll fit right in here.

Smerf, you asshole.
9 years ago
No, the problem was that he created an account name LORDXENU, which implies that he did it just to submit this.

For that matter, XENU, five years ago there was no mucho.

Lurk time counts for shit.
9 years ago
well it seems like ive been coming here that long. ive seen hundreds of your comments smerf and you always talk shit...i bet your probly the biggest loser on this entire site.. no offence..
9 years ago
wow - what a slam
accusing ANYONE on MS of being a "loser"...
lords has now officialy revealed his true age: 9 and three months
..."i'll be 10 in like, just a few days"
jones?
in dog years, how long does he have?
9 years ago
lmao
9 years ago
Poor old Xenu here is far overdue.. 53 is far too much, put him down.
9 years ago
wow, this is so full of Kool-aid!
9 years ago
I really must dust off that copy of Dianetics I lave lying around here somewhere.
9 years ago
That leaves me a little dry.
9 years ago
I worship K-Billy. -Oh, and Meow Mix.
9 years ago
Fuck all that, Claude...everybody knows YOU are the Messiah here.
9 years ago
??? Oh, and i'm back from Hawaii.
9 years ago
Welcome back, my friend. How was your trip?
9 years ago
it was amazing! thanks!
9 years ago
Wait a minute, this is how to propagate a cult. I want to know how to actually start one!
9 years ago
Go pick up a copy of Dianetics.
9 years ago
^ 2nd to the Bible.
9 years ago
Yeah, but that wont help me actually found a cult.
9 years ago
Scientology still around? Man what a bunch of dildos...
9 years ago
did anyone actually make it through?
9 years ago
yeah, unfortunately... it was funny the whole trip!
9 years ago
Ha! Those dumb fucks giving all their money to this bullshit cult. Ron Hubbard when still alive was quoted as saying if you ever want to make money then form a religion...
And he died with drugs in his system...a major scientology no no.
9 years ago
p.s. made it through ten seconds....don't know if this video was actually about scientology or just cults..
9 years ago
neither. it's like a fuckin psa or somethin.
9 years ago
All cults. Get's really repetitive, but kinda funny.
9 years ago
Too scared to watch the rest of this.
9 years ago
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

too long
9 years ago
My patience wear thin
9 years ago
The music kind of reminds me of the communication music the dude was playing in "Close Encounters"
9 years ago
long. boring. skip. skip. skip. quit.
9 years ago
precisely how I approached it
9 years ago
I should have skipped
9 years ago
Me also
9 years ago
Zoltan!
9 years ago
Very cool. think most things are obvious, but just being said shows it a new light. Can tell a lot of thought was put into this. A mature and intellectual video. I liked it. Pretty cheap, yeah, but don't know why people dismiss it so easily.
9 years ago
Blah, I'm sick of people rattling off bullshit about Scientology. It's a religion formed around a bunch of self help techniques. It's no more or less bizarre than any other relgion.
9 years ago
its not a religeon they just want you to think that.
9 years ago
If people are thick enough to be taken in by stuff like this, then fuck 'em Xenu. The world's a better place for it too. It's something for the emotionally crippled to latch onto for life, while the rst of us have a good laugh. It's nothing to get worked up about.
9 years ago
People who are part of a religion, be it christianity of scientology, or anything in between, are happier than the rest of us. Fact.
9 years ago
That is 100% bullshit.
9 years ago
Thats a subjective statement in and of itself. I don't believe in religion per se, and am as happy as a pig in shit. Are religious people happy through their perspective on life, or is it the sheen which their chosen religion puts on life gives them their happiness, or indeed, does it matter? It just validates my point that religion itself is just a crutch to help people through life. Right thinking people don't need it.
9 years ago
Mate, they believe that they get to go to a neverending spiritual nirvana after they die. How could they not be happier than us?
9 years ago
We're happier because we know they're wasting their time.
9 years ago
Just going on my own experience, I've known lots and lots of religious people and on the average they aren't any happier than non-religious people in there day to day lives.

And if they were, so fucking what? A mentally insane person, a person on drugs every day, a zombie might be happy as shit everyday, doesn't mean that's a life worth living.
9 years ago
The more you know the less you feel, Ignorance is bliss. It's a dog life.
9 years ago
What is life if not a search for happiness? I've strayed from my point, which is of course that Scientology is just as legitimate as any other religion. I've gone and done one of their personality tests (which is ironically similar to many subject leading psychology personality tests), I've talked to them about their religion. I had no intention of joining them and I still don't, but at least now I can say I understand what they're about. People here, and everywhere else, talk shit about scientology because they saw some episode of soutpark or some scaremongering documentary. It's worse than the shit that lefties spout every time a Michael Moore doco is released.
9 years ago
Sociopath, I think you will find that Scientology is just as ILlegitimate, as any other religion.

P.S. Your card is now marked as 'dumber than fucking worm shit'.
9 years ago
Jesus Christ, I'm not trying to promote religion you fucking Atheists.
9 years ago
"fucking atheist" ...yeah, that's offensive.

You're obviously a rational minded individual. It just so happens that I have been put in charge of selling the Blackpool Tower. As you may have heard, the price of steel has been steadily increasing recently. This makes Blackpool Tower pretty valuable. If you want to get in on this, get in touch with me. Ill give you a good deal for cash.
9 years ago
I don't even think Scientology has any self-help aspect to it at all. A buddy of mine from undergrad attended a few "services" for scientology. He said they were basically business classes, and never went back.
9 years ago
The whole thing is just self help, business classes would be one aspect of it, another is NarcAnon, in fact Dianetics is very similar to the kinda stuff you'd find in Tony Robbins books.
9 years ago
False... Statement...
9 years ago
Which goes back to another philosophy of mine: Tony Robbin's books are crap.
9 years ago
Sociopath, you obviously don't know anything about the "True" scientology beliefs. The self-help crap is just their way to getting dirt on you.

I will agree that religious people are happier though - ignorance is bliss.
9 years ago
Anybody want to be christianed into the CofE and join my happy congregation ?
9 years ago
I'm C.of E. (sort of), and I've also been looking at a local church which is for sale, that would be a good place to start a cult from. I just wish I could raise the £250k to buy it.
9 years ago
Religion is for losers.
9 years ago
I'm not religious, although I was christened at a Church of England jobby. I looked at the church for sale with a view to converting it into a house, it's fucking huge!
9 years ago
Hanks going to hell
9 years ago
The Cult Of The Fug
9 years ago
hehe, thanks cheeky.
If I could get that church,the Fugist Foundation would have a proper base. I need to check it out, cuz if it's got a crypt I'm having it!
9 years ago
^ has plans with Ryoga!
9 years ago
Hey, can I be an ordained minister in your cult?
9 years ago
You certainly can, but I must warn you that it involves educating teenaged girls.
9 years ago
would that be the kind of cult that thinks all americans are fags ??
9 years ago
if so sign me up
9 years ago
In fact, that's about all there is to my cult. I like to keep things simple.
9 years ago
Would these be dirty teenage birds?
9 years ago
Any condition you like, one of my best buddies introduced me to his 18 year old daughter (from a previous marriage) and her friend tonight. I had to bite my tongue...
9 years ago
In fact I'm gonna have his other daughter phased in by 2012...
9 years ago
oops! 2014. I don't want to break the law.
9 years ago
If you're thinking it you already are.


*calls operation ore*
9 years ago
No, no, no, it's just a bit of forward planning. There's nothing untoward happened.
9 years ago
Alright, I suppose I could educate some teenage girls.
9 years ago
It'll be a tough job but I'll take one for the team
9 years ago
Nananananananana Leader! Nananananananana Leader!
Leader! Leader! Leader!
Batman! I mean, Leader!
9 years ago
Well I watched it all. Got some really good leads. Rang the boss and said I'm not coming to work tomorrow, rang the local hall to book it out for the next few weekends..... now to think up a name for myself so I can redeem all the Subaru drivers of the world to coff up their dosh and believe that flat fours are all evil and will live forever if they pull together if they buy me a Saab 9-5
9 years ago
well, when you stick a screw driver down the spark plug hole on a horizontally opposed 4 engine, it will eat the screwdriver before the piston reaches TDC. But then again fatty, you are right immense amounts of engine oil sludge is the shit!!!
9 years ago
and that wraps up todays lesson about religion....
9 years ago
Don't you mean yesterday's?

Dummy.
9 years ago
"Since the death of God..."

Since when did God die?
9 years ago
When he last commented on an old post...
9 years ago
noob
9 years ago
slither on back into the woodwork for a bit, francis...
oh, and be sure not to get all defensive and shit, okay?
9 years ago
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