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Balls of Steel

Mom and Dad could never understand why their boy wasn't thrilled to have Superman as a babysitter.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 14th 2008

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Balls of Steel
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Super Man loves rape. Even more so then Jesus.
9 years ago
But not as much as me.
9 years ago
Blood is nature's lube.
9 years ago
how do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear
9 years ago
That joke was just told in the last day or so, but thanks for playing. You can leave now.
9 years ago
You don't even tell the joke right.

How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
After you fuck her, wipe you bloody dick on her Teddy Bear.

God I hate people who can't tell a joke.
9 years ago
Thank you, toolman. We could have never gotten the joke without the "after you fuck her" addition.
9 years ago
Oh now i get it
9 years ago
Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
9 years ago
my ass.
9 years ago
take one for the team arch
9 years ago
Me, not it was Fisher.
9 years ago
well arch...i do see a "my" in front of your ass.....sooo :p
9 years ago
Tears of joy
9 years ago
Those aren't tears, that's how hard he shot his load!
9 years ago
Ah I see now. Superman is getting dressed, not undressed
9 years ago
Nice one, Toolman :D

Where's that Best_Comment_Winner chap when you need him?
9 years ago
filled up to the eyeballs
9 years ago
We know that, jimi. What we want to know is WHERE he is.
9 years ago
is that aqua-man? no wonder he's such a pussy...
9 years ago
Have you ever seen a grown man naked before Timmy?
9 years ago
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
9 years ago
ever been held in a turkish prison?
9 years ago
yes.
9 years ago
You ever been in a cockpit before?
9 years ago
"cockpit" is the nickname for cheeky's ass down at the pub.
9 years ago
I heard yours was called the Palace of Dirty Delights. Vic says hello by the way. He also said fucking you up the ass is like throwing a sausage down the High Street.
9 years ago
I have told you before and it hasn't changed. Vic is a bottom and we are happy with things that way, and if he wasn't happy I'd just slap his ass around until he was.
9 years ago
You can't fool us Irish. We've all heard how you like taking turns being the catcher and the pitcher.
9 years ago
If I find out that little bastard has been spreading lies I'm gonna beat him with my dick and cut him off on reach arounds.
9 years ago
You mis-spelled "telling the truth"
9 years ago
"What? You don't like my chest?"
9 years ago
"Hail to the king baby!" I was playing Duke Nukem today too
9 years ago
That kid needs to stick some Kryptonite up there. That'll stop the four eyed cunt
9 years ago
Is Clark Kent vunerable to that shit or does it only affect Superman ?
9 years ago
"I wish i had a kryptonite cross.Then I could keep both Dracula and Superman away"
9 years ago
clark kent is superman, fries you dumbass
9 years ago
Classic Fries
9 years ago
so drumrave how do you explain the fact that Clark needs glasses and yet Superman has super eyesight
9 years ago
Sweet Jesus and the Mary Chain! Are you being serious Fries?
9 years ago
Fries, Britain disowns you.
9 years ago
Remember in the original series how they often liked to display Lois Lane tied up? -I sure do.
9 years ago
Sadly, I do .
9 years ago
Well, I watched re-runs, but still =(
9 years ago
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