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Balls of Steel

Mom and Dad could never understand why their boy wasn't thrilled to have Superman as a babysitter.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted October 14th 2008

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Balls of Steel
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comments (44)
Super Man loves rape. Even more so then Jesus.
10 years ago
But not as much as me.
10 years ago
Blood is nature's lube.
10 years ago
how do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear
10 years ago
That joke was just told in the last day or so, but thanks for playing. You can leave now.
10 years ago
You don't even tell the joke right.

How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
After you fuck her, wipe you bloody dick on her Teddy Bear.

God I hate people who can't tell a joke.
10 years ago
Thank you, toolman. We could have never gotten the joke without the "after you fuck her" addition.
10 years ago
Oh now i get it
10 years ago
Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
10 years ago
my ass.
10 years ago
take one for the team arch
10 years ago
Me, not it was Fisher.
10 years ago
well arch...i do see a "my" in front of your ass.....sooo :p
10 years ago
Tears of joy
10 years ago
Those aren't tears, that's how hard he shot his load!
10 years ago
Ah I see now. Superman is getting dressed, not undressed
10 years ago
Nice one, Toolman :D

Where's that Best_Comment_Winner chap when you need him?
10 years ago
filled up to the eyeballs
10 years ago
We know that, jimi. What we want to know is WHERE he is.
10 years ago
is that aqua-man? no wonder he's such a pussy...
10 years ago
Have you ever seen a grown man naked before Timmy?
10 years ago
Do you like movies about Gladiators?
10 years ago
ever been held in a turkish prison?
10 years ago
yes.
10 years ago
You ever been in a cockpit before?
10 years ago
"cockpit" is the nickname for cheeky's ass down at the pub.
10 years ago
I heard yours was called the Palace of Dirty Delights. Vic says hello by the way. He also said fucking you up the ass is like throwing a sausage down the High Street.
10 years ago
I have told you before and it hasn't changed. Vic is a bottom and we are happy with things that way, and if he wasn't happy I'd just slap his ass around until he was.
10 years ago
You can't fool us Irish. We've all heard how you like taking turns being the catcher and the pitcher.
10 years ago
If I find out that little bastard has been spreading lies I'm gonna beat him with my dick and cut him off on reach arounds.
10 years ago
You mis-spelled "telling the truth"
10 years ago
"What? You don't like my chest?"
10 years ago
"Hail to the king baby!" I was playing Duke Nukem today too
10 years ago
That kid needs to stick some Kryptonite up there. That'll stop the four eyed cunt
10 years ago
Is Clark Kent vunerable to that shit or does it only affect Superman ?
10 years ago
"I wish i had a kryptonite cross.Then I could keep both Dracula and Superman away"
10 years ago
clark kent is superman, fries you dumbass
10 years ago
Classic Fries
10 years ago
so drumrave how do you explain the fact that Clark needs glasses and yet Superman has super eyesight
10 years ago
Sweet Jesus and the Mary Chain! Are you being serious Fries?
10 years ago
Fries, Britain disowns you.
10 years ago
Remember in the original series how they often liked to display Lois Lane tied up? -I sure do.
10 years ago
Sadly, I do .
10 years ago
Well, I watched re-runs, but still =(
10 years ago
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