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The Power of Bacon

Christ or Bacon?

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by Snotme

submitted October 13th 2008

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The Power of Bacon
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Bacon please!
9 years ago
Yep, I'm in the bacon line.
9 years ago
fuck christ, gimme some bacon!!
9 years ago
Christ doesn't give me protein. I'll take bacon LOL
9 years ago
or grease, bacon for me too!
9 years ago
christ will gived you bacon if you are a 5 year old boy...
9 years ago
bacon ftw
9 years ago
You have to be fucking kidding me!

How old is this shit?

Id face fuck that bitch though. What do you have to say about that, Arch?
9 years ago
Let me answer for him:
"Why don't you have a seat right over there?"
9 years ago
Haha.
9 years ago
"My Name is Chris Hansen from...."
9 years ago
... yeah pook we sorta got the joke...
9 years ago
Pook is dumb as hell!
9 years ago
I'd say it's a step up, Oranje.
9 years ago
Where is thist hell you
9 years ago
...speak of...
9 years ago
i am well, drunk as fuck...but this ain't news.
9 years ago
now pook has to register with a new name!!!
9 years ago
I'd love to give her a big hot juicey strip f bacon
9 years ago
thanks. i did'nt know there was people who eat blue cheese balls with bacon!
9 years ago
of*
9 years ago
fuck*
9 years ago
Like this
1. Type the post, THEN
2. Beat off to the 9-year old.
Always works for me, anyway.
9 years ago
HA!
9 years ago
pssum you just hav'nt hit the level of admittance yet,,,
9 years ago
Bakin' Christ.
9 years ago
bakin' drunk....some bacon myght sober meh
9 years ago
I got bacon so I'm going to keep on praying.
9 years ago
i dont get it...
9 years ago
Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone.
9 years ago
I've met someone... hasn't turned me to christ. I've also had loved ones die... also hasn't turned me to christ. There's no universal catalyst for it, toolman, just accept that it's something completely personal for you.
9 years ago
read it again gottlos
9 years ago
I did. What are you missing?

9 years ago
nevermind, you're hopeless
9 years ago
"I don't get it."

Toolman says, "Don't worry, one day you'll meet someone." implying that what possum doesn't get is sex.
9 years ago
Also, Gottlos, when you say, "There's no universal catalyst for it." you seem to be saying that you think there is some "It" out there.

You may think so, I'm not sure, but I think it's nonsense. There is no "It" and there is no need to lend validity to religious beliefs by implying that there is.
9 years ago
wtf? have you not read the book "IT" jeezus there is an it...
9 years ago
man gottlos du bist so ein dummer vixer. du schnallst ja überhaupt nichts dummer vixer.
9 years ago
I see my mistake. Sort of. Ex-laXx, go fick yourself with a cactus you stupid schlampe. Hank, the "it" I was referring to was whatever it is that turns people to religon. I never said it's based on anything real.

However, what I don't get is your utter disregard for the possibility of there being some higher power. Sure, religion is bullshit, because it claims to know the unknowable. But so does atheism. I was under the impression no one really knows what does or doesn't exist beyond the reaches of human conception. I accept all ideas to be possible, but hold faith in none, because that would just be presumptuous.

Or do you know something the rest of us don't?
9 years ago
You use the 'knowledge gap approach' to lend some credibilty to religious belief. Sure, I don't know 100% that there is no "higher power" or "lower power" or "intermediate power" or God or god or Gods or gods or Goddess, etc... Nor do I know that Zeus doesn't exist, nor the tooth fairy.

But, the probability that they exist is exceedingly low in my estimation. Low enough that I feel comfortable in calling myself an athiest, or saying that I don't believe in Santa Claus.

The bottom line for me is that science's explanation of reality as we know it, limited though it may be, is still vastly superior to any religious explanation.
9 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
9 years ago
Who the fuck was talking to you?
9 years ago
i still dont get it
9 years ago
God is imaginary...
9 years ago
Can't argue with much there Hank. Your reasoning makes sense anyway, even if I don't totally agree with your views. And I'll never lend credibility to religious belief. Spirituality, sure, if that's what you choose to believe, but organized religion is and always will be the most abhorrent creation of mankind to ever plague this planet. In my opinion.
9 years ago
got it now, possum?
9 years ago
I KNEW Kevin Bacon was a Satan Worshiper !
9 years ago
she is'nt dead. if she believed in christ she would still live? The irony! her commited sins are preserved! he did for them! sins? what sins? well she is a little whore in the making! Thus; well she is already dead. who is'nt. have a nice life.
9 years ago
he hied* for them
9 years ago
died**
9 years ago
fuck maybe i need non-alcoholic alcohol if there is such a thing!
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up, and fuck you exowhunu.
9 years ago
i think you you need to go to bed now exo.
9 years ago
It'd be slightly less mediocre if it said Mohammed.
9 years ago
oh yeh! mohammed does'nt know about sins....and since christ accepted peoples sins he understood them; thus knowing what the sins are and capable of such. what an idiot. jesus is on my top 5 idiot list with barack obama right behind (email me for a list of why barack obama is an idiot.)
9 years ago
no-one cares about your opinions or your lists.
in fact, fuck your life in general
9 years ago
Mohammed ate bacon sandwiches - fact.
9 years ago
Doesn't Christ require 10% of the bacon that you bring home every year.
9 years ago
Fuck that, bitch ain't gettin' MY bacon!!
9 years ago
No your thinking of the aborted Christ. As I do in fact require 10% of your bacon.
9 years ago
Jesus was a fisher of men, in other words, a con man. And there is never a shortage of suckers ready to buy into that shit.

What, eternal life in paradise? Who doesn't want to believe in that?
9 years ago
some half blind asshole once in front of stor told me jesus died for my sins....I would'nt have felt like strangling the asshole if he had kept quiet!!! ah, the irony!
9 years ago
i mean I might have accepted his disability...you know, but he revealed to me...his mental retardation. That he believed in christ...then I realized that this entity was a sinner...afterall, christ died for his sins. you know? ah, the irony!!!
9 years ago
I reject both. What do I get?
9 years ago
An eternity in a hell filled with disgusting turkey bacon. Enjoy!
9 years ago
you could get the girl as well, anti...

deal or no deal?
9 years ago
a dradle you filthy jew
9 years ago
^and i mean nothing prejudice by that, you just happen to lack hygeine
9 years ago
would have been funny if you hadn't felt the need to justify it
9 years ago
There's a reason why the Baconator is the best fast food burger on the planet.
9 years ago
Bleurgh. I'd rather have Christ.
9 years ago
um, but the baconator is a kick ass hamburger of all time that actually exists! if jesus actually existed then a wendy's jesus burger would be the best? amiwrong?
9 years ago
ur an idiot
9 years ago
if you're comparing jesus to fast food, he'd be the mcrib--for a limited time only cuz the jews don't buy it
9 years ago
pretty sure this is a double-repost
9 years ago
i guess there was some bacon left over from the previous two times then...
9 years ago
lord satan= bacon
9 years ago
terrible color coordination
9 years ago
Roland, sort this guy out^
9 years ago
You're going to hell you little cunt!
9 years ago
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