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Cum Omlette

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Making dad proud since 1990

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by iFuckNuns

submitted October 10th 2008

85 comments
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comments (85)
A house warming odor, I'm sure.
10 years ago
<<< too fucked up too ciommwent
10 years ago
comment?
10 years ago
convent?
10 years ago
commune?
10 years ago
consent?
10 years ago
convey?
10 years ago
contort?
10 years ago
cumstain?
10 years ago
naugahyde?
10 years ago
ballroom?
10 years ago
weasel?
10 years ago
voodoo bitch awoke the dead
10 years ago
she was about to puke...team puke almost got a point
10 years ago
+1 team gag
10 years ago
She'll never eat eggs again.
10 years ago
I haven't eaten eggs since I saw this last year....I'm not even kidding, no huevos por favor.
10 years ago
No eggs but I will fuck a stack of PANCAKES up.
OM NOM NOMN OMN OMNO ONM NOMN ONM NOMN
10 years ago
go put your face in a blender and fuck yourself up filthy mexican
10 years ago
Jesus, you are a cuntbag...
10 years ago
Don't call Jesus a cunt bag, he died for your sins!
10 years ago
I hope he didn't die for yours.
10 years ago
Jesus is a myth.
10 years ago
You know...I can take just about anything Mucho throws at me. But these spermlette videos make me retch.
10 years ago
Pussy!
10 years ago
It's because of all the grass you eat
10 years ago
Watching her nearly gag almost made me gag too.
10 years ago
I've been a mucho fan for years, laughing my ass off at the depravity. I never flinched once...until now.
10 years ago
eggs again...errrrp
10 years ago
^And for the record, that's not a criticism. More admiration and respect, actually.
10 years ago
Nah, this wasn't too bad. The vomit omlette they made on Jackass was worse. The guy swallowed the ingredients, then vomitted them into the pan and cooked it.
10 years ago
Well...okay, I'd call those two a tie.
10 years ago
Muchosucko....killing your faith in humanity one bit at a time since I don't the fuck when
10 years ago
*know
10 years ago
Probably since 2004.
10 years ago
I think that restaurant has some sanitation issues.
10 years ago
it needed some ketchup
10 years ago
if I were her, I would of at least asked for some salt and pepper..
10 years ago
Why would you even put yourself in her shoes like that? Are you sitting there imagining what it would be like to be in that situation?
10 years ago
He needs the money.
10 years ago
...and I'm hungry.. I stole $6 from my brother last night to buy a party pizza and get drunk.
10 years ago
You can get drunk on $6?
10 years ago
The one time it's ok for women to have beards.
10 years ago
you know i make really good omelets...egg not sperm
10 years ago
really pops?
10 years ago
I could use one of those this morning, dik, with jalapenos and spinach and mushrooms
10 years ago
egg, not sperm
10 years ago
i'll make you one right now jamie..i just sent dik jr for eggs actually..i have jalepenos and red peppers and onions and mushrooms too..
10 years ago
and i'll put love in it too
10 years ago
boom
10 years ago
Who gives a fuck?
10 years ago
i'll tell you who gives a fuck you fucking douchebag.. i do that's who..now shut your fucking mouth before i consider pwning you a hobby
10 years ago
I took black beans, turkey sausage and rice and put it in a skillet and added 7 eggs and it came out like fried rice is was pretty good. I was trying to make an omlette, but it came out much better.
10 years ago
i hear you man...omelettes are almost impossible to fuck up..my main fault is ptting too much stuff in so there's like fuck all egg unless you add like 10 eggs.
10 years ago
i usually make them with jalepenos mushrooms onions and peppers...and cheese
10 years ago
I'm not a fan of mushrooms but otherwise it sounds good. Try the black beans and rice thing, with some sort of sausage, you'll like it.
10 years ago
Do you add the cum before or after cooking?
10 years ago
I just leave it in your mom's mouth.
10 years ago
:(
10 years ago
Whammy.
10 years ago
haha, that made me laugh
10 years ago
i'm about to make another omelette right now...and i'm totally nude
10 years ago
Omelettes are for pussies.
10 years ago
I'm impressed that it held together so well. I assumed it would just bubble a bit and then burn up.
10 years ago
"What's it taste like?"
"...Fried shit..."
10 years ago
HAHA
10 years ago
I think I'll have Rasin Bran this morning.
10 years ago
Cinamon Life cereal FTW
10 years ago
I prefer the regular Life. And Honey Bunches of Oats.
10 years ago
When I was in Sri Lanka at my friend's house they had a good breakfast - a fried egg, toast, lentil curry, plantains and milk tea. Fucking delicious.
10 years ago
Ew, just imagine how that taste.
10 years ago
Come here, I'll show you.
10 years ago
I mean, all the different man juice mixed together. Each different.
10 years ago
Yeah, Urkel likes to keep a collection from all of his Johns. Like he said, go to him, he'll show you.
10 years ago
I remember when you told Postalvag he had beautiful eyes.
10 years ago
I remember that too. And I stand by the statement, his eyes are cute.
10 years ago
Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.
10 years ago
not nearly as classic as the scat omelette.
10 years ago
Why was it yellow?

No yoke there....
10 years ago
I know what the inlaws are getting when they come to visit next...
10 years ago
Look Ma, no hands!
10 years ago
now i know what that atkins diet is all about.
10 years ago
what???No fuckin hash browns?
10 years ago
Its got protein in it, so its not disgusting.
6 years ago
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