Cum Omlette

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comment?

convey?

cumstain?

naugahyde?

weasel?

She'll never eat eggs again.

I haven't eaten eggs since I saw this last year....I'm not even kidding, no huevos por favor.

No eggs but I will fuck a stack of PANCAKES up.
OM NOM NOMN OMN OMNO ONM NOMN ONM NOMN

go put your face in a blender and fuck yourself up filthy mexican

Don't call Jesus a cunt bag, he died for your sins!

I hope he didn't die for yours.

Jesus is a myth.

Pussy!

It's because of all the grass you eat

I've been a mucho fan for years, laughing my ass off at the depravity. I never flinched once...until now.

Muchosucko....killing your faith in humanity one bit at a time since I don't the fuck when

*know

Why would you even put yourself in her shoes like that? Are you sitting there imagining what it would be like to be in that situation?

You can get drunk on $6?

really pops?

I could use one of those this morning, dik, with jalapenos and spinach and mushrooms

egg, not sperm

Who gives a fuck?

I took black beans, turkey sausage and rice and put it in a skillet and added 7 eggs and it came out like fried rice is was pretty good. I was trying to make an omlette, but it came out much better.

I'm not a fan of mushrooms but otherwise it sounds good. Try the black beans and rice thing, with some sort of sausage, you'll like it.

I just leave it in your mom's mouth.

Whammy.

haha, that made me laugh

Omelettes are for pussies.

HAHA

Cinamon Life cereal FTW

When I was in Sri Lanka at my friend's house they had a good breakfast - a fried egg, toast, lentil curry, plantains and milk tea. Fucking delicious.

I mean, all the different man juice mixed together. Each different.