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Cum Omlette

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Making dad proud since 1990

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by iFuckNuns

submitted October 10th 2008

85 comments
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comments (85)
A house warming odor, I'm sure.
6 years ago
<<< too fucked up too ciommwent
6 years ago
comment?
6 years ago
convent?
6 years ago
commune?
6 years ago
consent?
6 years ago
convey?
6 years ago
contort?
6 years ago
cumstain?
6 years ago
naugahyde?
6 years ago
ballroom?
6 years ago
weasel?
6 years ago
voodoo bitch awoke the dead
6 years ago
she was about to puke...team puke almost got a point
6 years ago
+1 team gag
6 years ago
She'll never eat eggs again.
6 years ago
I haven't eaten eggs since I saw this last year....I'm not even kidding, no huevos por favor.
6 years ago
No eggs but I will fuck a stack of PANCAKES up.
OM NOM NOMN OMN OMNO ONM NOMN ONM NOMN
6 years ago
go put your face in a blender and fuck yourself up filthy mexican
6 years ago
Jesus, you are a cuntbag...
6 years ago
Don't call Jesus a cunt bag, he died for your sins!
6 years ago
I hope he didn't die for yours.
6 years ago
Jesus is a myth.
6 years ago
You know...I can take just about anything Mucho throws at me. But these spermlette videos make me retch.
6 years ago
Pussy!
6 years ago
It's because of all the grass you eat
6 years ago
Watching her nearly gag almost made me gag too.
6 years ago
I've been a mucho fan for years, laughing my ass off at the depravity. I never flinched once...until now.
6 years ago
eggs again...errrrp
6 years ago
^And for the record, that's not a criticism. More admiration and respect, actually.
6 years ago
Nah, this wasn't too bad. The vomit omlette they made on Jackass was worse. The guy swallowed the ingredients, then vomitted them into the pan and cooked it.
6 years ago
Well...okay, I'd call those two a tie.
6 years ago
Muchosucko....killing your faith in humanity one bit at a time since I don't the fuck when
6 years ago
*know
6 years ago
Probably since 2004.
6 years ago
I think that restaurant has some sanitation issues.
6 years ago
it needed some ketchup
6 years ago
if I were her, I would of at least asked for some salt and pepper..
6 years ago
Why would you even put yourself in her shoes like that? Are you sitting there imagining what it would be like to be in that situation?
6 years ago
He needs the money.
6 years ago
...and I'm hungry.. I stole $6 from my brother last night to buy a party pizza and get drunk.
6 years ago
You can get drunk on $6?
6 years ago
The one time it's ok for women to have beards.
6 years ago
you know i make really good omelets...egg not sperm
6 years ago
really pops?
6 years ago
I could use one of those this morning, dik, with jalapenos and spinach and mushrooms
6 years ago
egg, not sperm
6 years ago
i'll make you one right now jamie..i just sent dik jr for eggs actually..i have jalepenos and red peppers and onions and mushrooms too..
6 years ago
and i'll put love in it too
6 years ago
boom
6 years ago
Who gives a fuck?
6 years ago
i'll tell you who gives a fuck you fucking douchebag.. i do that's who..now shut your fucking mouth before i consider pwning you a hobby
6 years ago
I took black beans, turkey sausage and rice and put it in a skillet and added 7 eggs and it came out like fried rice is was pretty good. I was trying to make an omlette, but it came out much better.
6 years ago
i hear you man...omelettes are almost impossible to fuck up..my main fault is ptting too much stuff in so there's like fuck all egg unless you add like 10 eggs.
6 years ago
i usually make them with jalepenos mushrooms onions and peppers...and cheese
6 years ago
I'm not a fan of mushrooms but otherwise it sounds good. Try the black beans and rice thing, with some sort of sausage, you'll like it.
6 years ago
Do you add the cum before or after cooking?
6 years ago
I just leave it in your mom's mouth.
6 years ago
:(
6 years ago
Whammy.
6 years ago
haha, that made me laugh
6 years ago
i'm about to make another omelette right now...and i'm totally nude
6 years ago
Omelettes are for pussies.
6 years ago
I'm impressed that it held together so well. I assumed it would just bubble a bit and then burn up.
6 years ago
"What's it taste like?"
"...Fried shit..."
6 years ago
HAHA
6 years ago
I think I'll have Rasin Bran this morning.
6 years ago
Cinamon Life cereal FTW
6 years ago
I prefer the regular Life. And Honey Bunches of Oats.
6 years ago
When I was in Sri Lanka at my friend's house they had a good breakfast - a fried egg, toast, lentil curry, plantains and milk tea. Fucking delicious.
6 years ago
Ew, just imagine how that taste.
6 years ago
Come here, I'll show you.
6 years ago
I mean, all the different man juice mixed together. Each different.
6 years ago
Yeah, Urkel likes to keep a collection from all of his Johns. Like he said, go to him, he'll show you.
6 years ago
I remember when you told Postalvag he had beautiful eyes.
6 years ago
I remember that too. And I stand by the statement, his eyes are cute.
6 years ago
Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.
6 years ago
not nearly as classic as the scat omelette.
6 years ago
Why was it yellow?

No yoke there....
6 years ago
I know what the inlaws are getting when they come to visit next...
6 years ago
Look Ma, no hands!
6 years ago
now i know what that atkins diet is all about.
6 years ago
what???No fuckin hash browns?
6 years ago
Its got protein in it, so its not disgusting.
3 years ago
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