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Bouncer Buddies

Bouncers, doing what they do. Interludes of their groups hugs set to russian rap or some shit.

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by Thought_Criminal

submitted October 8th 2008

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numero uno!
9 years ago
Stupid half metal
9 years ago
OK, I'm sorry, but all I see are sucker punches and kicking people while they're dazed or down...some pretty pussy moves if you ask me...and anyone that glorifies this is probably the same
9 years ago
I gotta say that double KO was funny.
9 years ago
I wonder what was happening that they felt the need to sucker punch all those guys.
9 years ago
I'm laughing because they sucker punched the guy at 2:03, then he got up and sucker punched him right back. 6 guys, punching and kicking him, and they couldn't put him down. PUSSIES!!!
9 years ago
Im sayin youre cornered, getting your ass handed to you, still concious.... you fucking fight, right? That one dude just gave up.
9 years ago
In Russia, you do NOT cut in the lunch line.
9 years ago
these are some bitches. them gloves they use aren't padded. they're filled with iron filings. knees to the head while they're on the way down then kicking and stomping on heads when down is just pussy. if y wanna fight some 1 fight them. mind you the double k.o. at the start was immense
9 years ago
There are no rules in Russia. I do the same shit when I fight
9 years ago
the first two KO's take the gold...
9 years ago
that last part seemed like an incredibly dramatic scene in a movie with that sad music playin..makes u feel bad for the guy gettin his ass handed to him, but then u think........hahahaha
9 years ago
russians are pussys
9 years ago
You should tell them that.
9 years ago
ok
9 years ago
I would love for me and a couple of my friends to go to this bar and knock these little faggots out...I mean all these people's friends just watched them get there asses beat what a bunch of bitches
9 years ago
why would you take all youre buddys to a gay bar?
9 years ago
I would shot everyone in that club
9 years ago
cum shots don't count
9 years ago
No this just seems like a bunch of skinny russian fags sucker punching random people and then jumping them together. 1 on 1 most of them would get their asses kicked, they cant be much over 150 lbs.
9 years ago
sin, i thought we'd established that your friends were your right hand and the internet? by knock out you mean appolige profusely for getting your blood on their nice shiney floor?
9 years ago
What's with the picture at the end?
9 years ago
They just wanted to make sure we knew they were gay. I'm surprised Skulk isn't drawn to comment by his gaydar.
9 years ago
haha, one of them has some speado's on in that last group pic
9 years ago
Why didn't they tie up the guy and fuck his girlfriend in front of him?
9 years ago
I don't think they've ever seen A Clockwork Orange
9 years ago
good for them, that movie is horrible as in bad it sucks i wish i would have never seen it
9 years ago
Yeah, Barbies Adventures down under has such a better plot to it, right?
Only an idiot would enjoy a classical movie with such vibrant scenes.
9 years ago
what a fucking ignorant you are, its one of the best movies ever
9 years ago
Staro you suck. You wouldn't know a good movie even if it kicked the shit out of you while listening to Beethoven
9 years ago
i saw clock work orange once...but i was stoned and all i remember was a cop giving a guy a ticket for like an hour
9 years ago
hahahha.. what a bunch of sesame street hookers..
9 years ago
that one skinny fuck is master of the sucker punch.... atta boy
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure these guys are niggers.
9 years ago
we all have a little nigger in us... in my case, my little nigger sits on my shoulder and tells me to whistle at white chicks...
9 years ago
mine tells me to eat chicken
9 years ago
I never listen to mine, stupid nigger doesn't know shit.
9 years ago
I cant hear mine he's too far out in the cotton field!
9 years ago
good to know that LN has been in all of you. either he's a whore or you're all easy lays.
9 years ago
For some reason I have a hard time believing bbbt is really black.
9 years ago
Mine tells me to quit being such an Uncle Tom.
9 years ago
I have a new nigger in me everyday and it comes every time I gotta take a shit
9 years ago
Whatever you do, don't try and save yourself by getting the fuck out of there... Just let them beat you senseless.
9 years ago
And forget trying to defend yourself, it is not like you need your teeth anyway.
9 years ago
So they're bad ass because they cheap shot and sneak punches? Cool.
9 years ago
Seems like at some point someone would come back with some molotov cocktails or a gun or something
9 years ago
You know why they were sucker punching people, right? They were told they looked very gay in their group photos.
9 years ago
That pic at the end was priceless.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
^Translated: Pussyhead has an 8x10 of that picture over his bed now.
9 years ago
Thanks for signing it Claude.
9 years ago
Whats the best way to make any song retardedly gay? befor e the song add in "hmmm uh huh yeah"

and if you really wanna go all out throw in a "mic check one, two"
9 years ago
*takes notes*
9 years ago
russian bouncer = license to commit assault.

You better believe in this country (US), I'd own that club when the lawsuit was over after a jury saw that tape.
9 years ago
I was just thinking "These guys are lucky they have socialized healthcare.... broken jaws aint cheap!
9 years ago
Actually tavery you are naive and full of shit. Bouncers all over the world are hand-in-glove with cops, and clubs pay backhanders to ensure it stays that way.
Also, tapes mysteriously go missing if they need to. In your beloved US some friends of mine (Californians) and I had a pretty decent brawl with 2 'undercover' bouncers (who 'started' it whilst drinking 'on duty'). When we defended ourselves (rather well considering there were just four of us, and most of their crew in the end) myself and my friend (who got hit first) were arrested, and the shit-starters were 'mysteriously' rushed out the back door.
When it went to court it was thrown out because the dumbass, southern wild boar cop identified me as my friend. LMAO. Totally true story And no, I am not trying to seem 'tough'...I just wouldn't let any cunt do this sorta shit to me, ever. But, in Russia I'd say it's just best to wake from the cheap shot, and hightail it out of there. Russia makes the south look like utopia.
(I can hardly wait for the 'I got as far as...' comments)
9 years ago
cruelhomo, you should be tired of writing that long shit that nobody reads....
youre the type of dumbass that can talk a girl out of wanting to have sex with you
9 years ago
you goddamned windbag...look at the fucking space you take up...nobody is going to read that and i'll tell you why
1. you're stupid
b. i prefer to use letters for lists
c. you're stupid
9 years ago
4. you're the unwanted 'extra' member of ZZ top.
9 years ago
And Bigger, you're the kind of fake nigger that has to use Rohypnol to even get to the 'convo' part.
9 years ago
tryrone you fraud
9 years ago
^that's how tryrone is splelt in canada
9 years ago
^clunt
9 years ago
lmao @ tryrone
9 years ago
not lmao@ cruelhomo.... he's never funnty
9 years ago
that's also how splelt is splelt in Canada
9 years ago
In funnty a Canadian spelling as well?
9 years ago
(That's how "is" is spelled in Canada too, inn't it?)
9 years ago
I've been meaning to learn Canadian.. I got that Rosetta Stone and everything.
9 years ago
Just can't seem to find the time...
9 years ago
Yeah, it's the same way with me and Espiranto.
9 years ago
just a bunch of fags sucker punching people
9 years ago
better tham not me
9 years ago
What does security, and in the city mean in Russian?
9 years ago
dick suckin machine
9 years ago
Sucker punching people is fun, and it's much easier than squaring off with them. There's no marquis of queensbury rules in a brawl.
9 years ago
This clip is dripping with extreme gayness. Surprise punches, sneak attacks, 3 on 1 fight, woman beating, retarded local rap, and of course the gay superstars style stills spread all over the video, set in chronological order (before/after the shower). If they wanted to look homos, job well done.
9 years ago
lol "retarded local rap"
9 years ago
sneak attacks? this isnt metal gear solid
9 years ago
Repost, jeez, am I'm the only one with any memory here anymore?
9 years ago
I always remember that you're gay and not funny. Does that count?
9 years ago
Irony at its best, CruelHM calling someone else unfunny.
9 years ago
can we partition cruelhm from here
9 years ago
Sucker punch compilation. Tough wanna be guidos in their tight ass shirts. Most of them are a buck ten.
9 years ago
And the moral of this movie is: Kill every person with a shaven head. And fat fucks
9 years ago
I'm a shaven headed fat fuck, what are you gonna do about it, tough guy?
9 years ago
SUCKER PUNCHERS ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSIES ON PLANET EARTH. Bottom line.
9 years ago
what if someone snuck up behind you and kicked you in the balls?
9 years ago
They are more like sucker elbows, well most of the single hit k.o. ones are anyhoo.
9 years ago
is it just me or does the fat one throw in a ddt for good measure on 5:43
9 years ago
It is just matter of time when one of the beaten ones grabs an AK-47 and goes shot them all.
9 years ago
I've never seen Entourage before. I rarely watch HBO.
9 years ago
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