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Asphalt

I don't remember this... thats all I have to say about that...

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by Asphalt

submitted October 8th 2008

95 comments
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You have really pretty eyes.
9 years ago
God dammit rish, take you and your gay and get the fuck out.
9 years ago
Girls mention the eyes a lot. Well, that and for some reason, people tend to think I do coke
9 years ago
I'd let you snort coke off my cock with those eyes.
9 years ago
heh heh heh. Irish, dont stand behind me anymore
9 years ago
I want to use your ears as handles.
9 years ago
your coke nose is actually pretty hot.
9 years ago
Anyone around here who doesn't know 1rish1 is gay?
9 years ago
i was just joking but i think he might well be a homo
9 years ago
What about any of what I said could be considered gay? It isn't like I offered to let him suck my dick. Is him snorting a line off my cock any more gay than him snorting one off my elbow? Furthermore his eyes are pretty that doesn't make me gay.
9 years ago
We all knew 1rish1, no longer is it even an open secret. It is now simply 'out there'.
9 years ago
1rish1 likes the tail. Fact.
9 years ago
I don't see how you get that assumption from the above comments.
9 years ago
Or are you just jealous because I wasn't complimentary about your picture?
9 years ago
Just ask around Irish, everyone knows.
9 years ago
Ok, I'll ask.

Is Oranje just jealous because I was complimentary to Assfeltch and not to him? Is he hurting inside and lashing out at me because his feelings are hurt?
9 years ago
Only a gay man would think men want to be complimented by other men.
9 years ago
So, you admit you're gay.
9 years ago
1rish1, you're such a closet case its unreal.
9 years ago
All here know assRish ia fag , he has failed to realise yet , but tards are slow .
9 years ago
ALT has been on my nuts for a few days now, Oranje. You guys should fight it out over who has the biggest crush on me. My money is on Oranje.
9 years ago
Irish, you have no more money.

Not only do we know that you are Director of Homoland Security. We also know how you pumped all of your money into the Cryonics Institute after Heath Ledger dies, in the hope of bringing him back for Broke Back Mountain 2.
9 years ago
Oranje, do you have a mirror in your room? That may be whats setting off your gay-dar.
9 years ago
^Also booked a one way ticket to fairy land.
9 years ago
And that comment, ladies and gentlemen, about the Heath Ledger Brokeback Mountain thing is what psychologists call projecting.
9 years ago
Yea, what the fuck was that?
9 years ago
Touché
9 years ago
It's WHAMMY you french fuck.
9 years ago
fake
9 years ago
jew nose
9 years ago
vagina
9 years ago
penis
9 years ago
poopie hole
9 years ago
titty wacker
9 years ago
Tallywhacker.
9 years ago
...and i'll untape you after you fill out the check

*mutters...deadbeat...fricken fracken...father my a*%.....
9 years ago
Forget that, Ill just wear the tape

*mutters...deadbeat...fricken fracken... somethin or other my a*%.....
9 years ago
That's Lake Erie's best right there.
9 years ago
Never seen a Northern Snakehead that looked like that.
9 years ago
Was your ass sore the next day
9 years ago
No, you were the only one.
9 years ago
AssRish thats your thing , but after being ass fucked so many times you don't feel pain anymore.anymore ...FACT
9 years ago
god i had fun with you that night
9 years ago
No MS sign and your not even topless. Way to waste my time.
9 years ago
So the fact that Im pantless makes no difference?
9 years ago
None.
9 years ago
Hank cares your pantless, but mad its not pictured.
9 years ago
hmmmmmmmm twink
9 years ago
ie you are
9 years ago
you look like adrian brody.
9 years ago
Haha, yeah he does.
9 years ago
You were great in The Pianist, by the way.
9 years ago
A little on the gay side in Summer of Sam though.
9 years ago
whats that purple stuff on your neck?
9 years ago
Drunk chicks with markers = mess. There are many other pictures, but I cant post them without possibly getting death threats
9 years ago
Okay, so what's the explanation for the really nicely maintained eyebrows? :P <runs>
9 years ago
BTW, real men don't wear necklaces. As per, real women. Juss sayin'. :P
9 years ago
^ That'll be because Asphalt isn't a real man. However, he does appear to be a jew & that would go a long way in explaining his anoyingness.
9 years ago
You could make your jealousy of my blatant sexiness a tad bit less obvious
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
Not only is he jealous of your "blatant sexiness" but he is jealous that I was complimentary in my comments towards you. He wants to be you.
9 years ago
If anyone has any questions about toungedarting the stinktube, be sure to ask Irish.

...cos hes a gay ya know.
9 years ago
That euphemism for analingus is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
9 years ago
this is the most erotic thing i have ever seen
9 years ago
Ill give Jamiee some pointers
9 years ago
so dont say Ive never done anything for you
9 years ago
Not really very interesting, or funny, or....well, good in any way. But, I'll give you this much, it's not as boring as the pic of Typical in her kitchen.
9 years ago
lies.... that fucking cat was amazing
9 years ago
pussy?
9 years ago
They had to tape your mouth shut,otherwise you would have drain every dick on site you fucking big nosed french looking fagot
9 years ago
cant stop fucking laughing, noticed how you pluck your eyebrows to give them a feme shape. you dont even have facial hair, looks like chin pubes
9 years ago
That's um... still facial hair, chin pubes or not.
9 years ago
Whammy!
9 years ago
whats that on your neck?


it looks like a...
9 years ago
...something on his neck.
9 years ago
where is the Dustin Diamond tag?
9 years ago
Your name isn't Robert, is it? And you're not from California, are you? And you didn't used to live in Tennessee, did you?
9 years ago
Actually...
9 years ago
Asphalt, Tennessee == Perry. Sorry. Nice try.
9 years ago
i thought tennessee still had all gravel roads
9 years ago
nice necklace, faggot
9 years ago
Nice pubes on your chin, does that make you feel more like a man?
9 years ago
::nods:: Nice.
9 years ago
hey i'm nice too
9 years ago
yes fries you are cool , not like assrash or some of these other turdballs here .
9 years ago
Yes, you are nice fries.
9 years ago
Fries is trying to fool you, He's not genuinely nice like what I am.
9 years ago
100% jew,
i bet you would burn well
9 years ago
Yeah cause an Irish/Italian Atheist = 100% Jew... pff
9 years ago
TheDicklessOne, that's one faggy looking avatar.
9 years ago
fucken JEW
9 years ago
Did you not read the comment DIRECTLY above yours. Italian/Irish Atheist..?
9 years ago
No sign fake
3 years ago
K. D. Lang lookin ass nigga.
2 years ago
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