points: -2

nerd talks about sex

umm this has to be a mucho member

featuredgeek

by cryax

submitted October 6th 2008

67 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (67)
emotionally ready for sex? hahaha what an idiot
9 years ago
Well, um you know the game um well um I bet you know the game um um You know the game sex um a romantic dinner um um uh or um things of that nature sex wont mean as much umm ah and when um when partners are um emotinally ready for it and um with the right amount of lighting and or um um UM UM OH AHH YEAH UM OH OH AH AH AH *SPLOOGE* Just talk about each others bodies with each other. ?? WTF is this guy thinking?
9 years ago
i was thinking the same fuckin thing....if only i were on 11 hours ago. good thing this guy stated he was a virgin at the begining cuz we would of never guessed by the NEXT word that came out of his mouth after that...fuckin loser..
9 years ago
I thought the game involved paying the bitch before rolling over and going to bed. I have much to learn from this guy.
9 years ago
I like how this is a video response to a lady on youtube... http://www.youtube.com/user/kicesie

you can tell because at the begining he says kicesie... haha silly guy...
9 years ago
Epic Fail.
9 years ago
i watched 54 seconds and decided i would rather be on youtube...
9 years ago
I was ten seconds in when I realized this video peaked.
9 years ago
this is lame. as lame as my cock
9 years ago
hm?
9 years ago
drumrave?
9 years ago
I'm not that lame and I don't talk that much and it would of at least been funny
9 years ago
I had the same thought irish... drumrave...
9 years ago
Wow, your both fags for drum.
9 years ago
5 minutes eh? This guy would be lucky to make it 5 seconds. Also, if you ever listen to a woman talk, you won't want her to talk anymore...
9 years ago
and I thought *I* was a loser.
9 years ago
hes mentally handicapped, you are still a loser.
9 years ago
we all think that
9 years ago
um, is he retarded, too?
9 years ago
I'm sure someone would fuck him... without the "romantic dinner". Most romantic dinner I've had with my girl was at Steak n' Shake. Haha
9 years ago
shut the fuck up
9 years ago
Seconded.
9 years ago
Thirded.
9 years ago
Retarded
9 years ago
commit suicide
9 years ago
he's right there is more to it...the ass for example
9 years ago
this guy: "Is...is ...that an octopus?"
9 years ago
Haha, who is the bigger idiot, him or you fucks who actually watched the whole thing?
9 years ago
I thought there was only going to be a minute or something, but 5? Fuck that.
9 years ago
I watched it 3 times
9 years ago
I cut it short 2 minutes later, all the "um" was pissing me off.
9 years ago
um count?


27
9 years ago
Definitely in need of a Max Hardcore video..
9 years ago
He wouldnt even make it to the good stuff
9 years ago
I didn't watch more than 10 seconds.
9 years ago
I love the game
9 years ago
you know the game
9 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with him?
9 years ago
mid 20, ugly and still virgin?

9 years ago
Definitely seems like a special needs kinda guy
9 years ago
most depressing thing ive seen for a long time... :O
9 years ago
You're the most depressing thing I've ever seen... :O
9 years ago
says the faggot. that's bitter... :P
9 years ago
He's fucking hot! I'm going to tuck my meat and two veg between my legs so he can eat out my mangina.

"Maybe the best sex ever isn't intercourse at all".
9 years ago
best part: "the best sex ever.. um... um... might not be intercourse at all! it could just be foreplay.. um... you know?"
9 years ago
S-S-S-S-S-S-SPIT IT OUT JUNIOR!
9 years ago
T-T-To-To-Today Junior*
9 years ago
i couldn't remember what it was goddamn from. so i couldn't double check :( i lose, good-day sir.
9 years ago
Billy Madison, Soah! GOO!
9 years ago
luckily im amongst the 5% of Mucho Suckers who have lost their virginity
9 years ago
^to his right hand...
9 years ago
ehm... *your
9 years ago
he need a self confidence , a hooker and some drugs and beers will do it
9 years ago
Like this ummm didnt ummm make any ummm sense ummm at all.
9 years ago
^as usual
9 years ago
more than 3 minutes of ummm and then than 3 minutes of i don't know what.
9 years ago
less*
9 years ago
The next Timothy McVeigh, ladies and gentlemen!
9 years ago
pop pop, nigger!
9 years ago
The right amount of lighting, candles and a mood?
Fuck that.

I want the back seat of a car in the middle of the Wal Mart parking lot babyyy.
9 years ago
WTF
we need to kill thet fucker
and we need to fuck up cryax for posting thet shit
9 years ago
if you killed cryax you would get both.
9 years ago
Love is a 15 second squirt. Fact.
9 years ago
How a female ticks??

Like this asshole:

Click. Click. BOOOOOOM!
9 years ago
Its crazy to hear how virgins talk about sex...let him get some ass about 15 times then let him do another video...u wont even recognize him.
9 years ago
haha for sure he is a muchouser, too
9 years ago
what is he even talking about?
9 years ago
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