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Some pervert

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A pervert with an erection

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by muchoguapo

submitted October 5th 2008

255 comments
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Some pervert
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comments (255)
uhh
9 years ago
seconded
9 years ago
Yup.
9 years ago
Uh-huh.
9 years ago
WTF?
9 years ago
WVa?
9 years ago
Sweet Jesus & The Mary Chain....
9 years ago
Jimney Criket
9 years ago
heavens to Betsy
9 years ago
want to get married?
9 years ago
^first Mucho wedding ?
9 years ago
Yes, I do want that dik
9 years ago
i want a prenup..you won't get my microvave
9 years ago
*sniffs*
That's beautiful dude
9 years ago
Make sure you put your lawnmower on there too.
9 years ago
Who'd want a microvave anyway?
9 years ago
Someone who likes microwaved pop corn?
9 years ago
He knows I don't have one
9 years ago
I'm going for the TV anyway, dik
9 years ago
good god women can be so ruthless
9 years ago
wow, congrats pops, jamiee. am i invited to the weeding, hmmmm?
9 years ago
you'll never get my tv either hussy
9 years ago
she will get visitation rights to Stan though , every weekend perhaps ?...
9 years ago
He'll give me full custody of dik jr., not Stan
9 years ago
I hope he was serious.
9 years ago
dik..?
9 years ago
totally serious
9 years ago
Too right he's serious.


Who wants to end up losing their tv?
9 years ago
dik - wow! Mucho wedding?

Fugs - hahaha
9 years ago
Invite me dik....& let me stay at yours.

...Let us all!
9 years ago
Can I be the best man? I own my own tuxedo.
9 years ago
It's going to be in sunny California, and rish, no tux, man, dik's wearing shorts
9 years ago
So can I be the best man or not?
9 years ago
I'll go tie the cans to dik's hippy van...
9 years ago
I need to know ahead of time as I need permission to leave the state.
9 years ago
Your blowup doll has you whipped, dude
9 years ago
cheeky, fugs, Oranje, rish, hank, captain can come...if it's ok with dik
9 years ago
fuck hank
9 years ago
just kidding hank you can come
9 years ago
Hank, you're invited
9 years ago
well lets talk gifts
9 years ago
Whuh- WHUH- WHAAT!? You take my kids and you don't invite me to the wedding!? Jamiee, you bitch!
9 years ago
Lets invite elpiss. We can use him as a piñata.
9 years ago
Soooooo, we're staying at yours then Jamiee?
9 years ago
^really should have refreshed the page before posting that. Missed a *few* posts...
9 years ago
I'm gonna get jamiee a vibrator so she can at least go to bed satisfied on the honeymoon.
9 years ago
Oh & CONGRATULATIONS!
9 years ago
All the aforementioned brits can stay at my place, Oranje
9 years ago
Asphalt, if you pay all back child support, you can come...so have the check in hand
9 years ago
And if you come fugs, bring your mountain bike, great trails here
9 years ago
1 big check, or a tri-anual payment of .015%? Either one is fine... well except the first one, of course...
9 years ago
I love how this conversation takes place on the thread under a picture of some guys dick.
9 years ago
You would
9 years ago
Every girl's dream, rish


Fact
9 years ago
You love it too, don't you?
9 years ago
Sounds great, when is it taking place?
9 years ago
You can't escape my girth...
I hope you live long together, but not prosper. And after 10 years I hope you communicate via gutteral grunts, and discourteous body gestures. I hope you fuck like rabbits for 3 years, and then only once a month thereafter...as dik realises it's not possible for his slut to be ragging 27 days a month...despite the trash being full of tampon wrappers. I hope you laugh little, and argue often. Communicate badly and make up rarely. I hope you cheat on eachother like it's an Olympic event, and I hope that every dime you earn your bitch has it spent. And go for long walks, on crumbly, short cliff edges. Produce kids who grow to despise you, and your mediocrity...and at least one black kid that dik thinks is his.
If I believe it...I can conceive it, and if karma is watching...my vision will be so...
9 years ago
We're thinking late spring, late in May
9 years ago
Rants can be funny... but homos? They are not... Just walk away little guy... just... walk away...
9 years ago
haha watch me, fugs and cheeks not make it 'cause we get too drunk to be allowed on the plane....at 8am
9 years ago
I wonder who the first fistfight at the wedding reception would be between.
9 years ago
I was almost too drunk to fly to Ireland and I'd only been at the bar for two hours. Carlsberg export and whiskey chasers aren't good first thing...
9 years ago
You, Rish, and some random person
9 years ago
I just found some prices flying from Manchester to LA in may for £66 + taxes!!!!!
9 years ago
Me and the chaplain?
9 years ago
No, you and cheeky, get him back for ruining your fight night.
9 years ago
We're cool now but after a few drinks I may get bitter again.
9 years ago
"I wonder who the first fistfight at the wedding reception would be between."

Me & Asphalt at some point after the wedding.
9 years ago
I got your back. Assfeltch is a douche and needs a beating.
9 years ago
Haha, cool Fugs, I'll be able to tell you in a few weeks a more exact date, I'll pick you up in LA
9 years ago
free ride from the airport too. Ill actually be able to afford this!

can you shoot guns in ur state?
9 years ago
the best thing about airplanes is they'll serve you drinks at any hor of the day..quite a few times i'd be ordering a beer while all the noobs were having coffee
9 years ago
Im shocked Irish, I thought we were like bros. I gave you my kidney back in 'nam!
9 years ago
ya, but I don't have guns, man
9 years ago
But oranjello would get his goofy Brit teeth straightened out regardless
9 years ago
lot's of fun stuff to do here too, I'm right by the beach and it's beautiful weather all year
9 years ago
No problem Oranje, there's plenty of public shooting ranges out there.
9 years ago
Just keep out of the ocean, late spring is when those sharks come back down from the mountains for the mating season.
9 years ago
Asphalt, you would be lucky to land a single punch.
9 years ago
^fast runner
9 years ago
the California Mountain Shark is the only ocean living mammal that actually cannot swim
9 years ago
hahaha

£10 says his speech involves both a shark & Stans stool!
9 years ago
Oh. Can I come? I might be English but I live in the US. Sometimes. Most of the time. And I'm no stranger to LA...and, and, and...
9 years ago
Funny this should turn up today. I have an English colleague out with me today and we were in Pussyhands' territory (Hiawassee, GA) when her b/f rang and asked her to marry him. Today! This evening. Amazing. Just thought you might want to know. She said YES!!!
9 years ago
Congrats you dirty granola grinders.
9 years ago
haha, roland
9 years ago
i don't care if i'm invited.. I'm going.. and since i'm mexican, i'm bring a plate of food home from the reception
9 years ago
It'll probaby be at Taco Bell, anyhows.
9 years ago
If I brought the guns, and an equal amount of patchouli, would they cancel one another out?
9 years ago
We'll have a big BBQ
9 years ago
If its gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
9 years ago
*Makes mental note about mashed potatoes* Does that mean dik will be cooking? *Mental note to hit Sizzler before hand*
9 years ago
charming
9 years ago
I'll be cooking, dik will do the BBQ, he's a pro on the hibachi
9 years ago
*the charming comment was for rish btw
9 years ago
sometimes i call my penis "the Sizzler"
9 years ago
I got the potatoes.
9 years ago
hi jamieepoo. I make a mean chili.
9 years ago
Are you making a pass at the captain?
9 years ago
bring it on, captain
9 years ago
dik has bi-curious fantasies about me.
9 years ago
I'm a charming motherfucker.
9 years ago
Does dik make shrimp sauce for use with his hibachi?
9 years ago
I don't think so, captain
9 years ago
"shrimp sauce" is what jamiee calls dik's semen.
9 years ago
irish can be the doorman..we'll bail him out in a few days
9 years ago
No no. A couple weeks in the Orange County lockup will do him some good.
9 years ago
*ventura county
9 years ago
Sorry, I'm busy doing something that weekend.
9 years ago
there will be other chances to see blue man group
9 years ago
Small cocks disease?
9 years ago
Dont worry, there is a pill for that, called "Nodikatol"
9 years ago
nice to see you comment about a cock..
9 years ago
Facepalmmmmmmmmm
9 years ago
Show us the mouth-to-cock resuscitation technique your "uncle" taught you, CockLickaa!!!
9 years ago
i like perverts
9 years ago
good. That means you like me. nice to meet ya.
9 years ago
Poor li'l fella.
9 years ago
"you shouldn't a done that, he's just a boy"
9 years ago
I like them french fried potaters.
9 years ago
MM-HMM
9 years ago
some people call it a kaiser blade, i call it a slingblade...
9 years ago
he might have had fun some time...
9 years ago
You know, there's just something fucking sad about a person who uses the name of the site in their screen name.

It makes me feel sorry for humanity.
9 years ago
Yeah, I dont recall anyone with a mucho username that hasnt been an annoying ponch
9 years ago
Ponch was annoying, but he was cooler than John.
9 years ago
I would post mine... but i would need 1440 x 900
9 years ago
So it would register a full pixel in the Y direction?
9 years ago
Soooooo, 17" widescreen is all ya got???
9 years ago
19"
9 years ago
Correction: Dual 19"
9 years ago
Guess I'm ahead of the curve.
9 years ago
fake
9 years ago
elchris is going to chip his teeth on the screen.
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
9 years ago
that is actually quite funny
9 years ago
Hahaha.
9 years ago
remember my old screen? ive learnt my lesson
9 years ago
Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
9 years ago
mushroom mushroom!
9 years ago
badger
9 years ago
Snake, oh Snaaaake!
9 years ago
Loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli loli

Pedo pedo
9 years ago
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have your number...
can i have it..
9 years ago
yes you may
it is BR-549
...another challenge to the oldsters on this site...
what WAS the fat retards name?
9 years ago
jreese?
9 years ago
responding to "Morph" -
"mushroom, mushroom"
The doc did a fine job circumcising this dick right?
9 years ago
ok good for you
you hairy fat bitch with a small dick
small even with an erection
9 years ago
ouch. that hurts. Not really. I don't give a sh!!.
9 years ago
I'm a pervert, just a nice one!
9 years ago
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
9 years ago
how does he do that?!
9 years ago
The IM you sent says, "I want to put my *beep* in your *beep* until it bleeds, then *beep* into my hand and rub it all over you, then I will cut off my *beep* and make you eat it."

was that your plan, sir?
9 years ago
Your WHOLE stomach is covered in hair...the whole thing. Good god.
9 years ago
ugh...i noticed that too...as a matter of fact, i couldn't even see this douche bag's ugly cock because i was distracted by his fat hairy belly.
9 years ago
don't you fatties even pretend like you wouldn't do this guy. he's right in your league.
9 years ago
Note to self: never show these two my stomach.
9 years ago
In my mind I picture the ginger hair covering your stomach to be soft and downy...don't ruin it by contradiction.
9 years ago
Well, yes... It is, but it's still hairy.
9 years ago
Awww... Don't worry. Someday you'll hit puberty and it may grow up.
9 years ago
why does this even get posted? theres not anything even remotely remarkable about this picture
9 years ago
Oh pfft. You guys all have penis envy.

This looks yummy. Nice crown. A man's erection is a joy forever.
9 years ago
hmmm, so you are a whore....tits. now.
9 years ago
Why thank you. I'll take that as compliment, itsie-bitsy. ;)
9 years ago
It only took him two months to gather the balls the post it.
9 years ago
I think he's just lonely. Seems like a cry for affection.
Too bad, now go back to your room~
9 years ago
Annnd we still have yet for a female to comment...
9 years ago
You really are quite stupid, aren't you?
9 years ago
Since when did intelligence become a requirement to visit here?
9 years ago
You got me there.
9 years ago
what is "pervert" about that?
9 years ago
I dunno, but it sure is a nice looking cock, don't you agree?
9 years ago
"pervert" in one's (my) desire to show my dick in public or to complete strangers despite such behaviors (in the U.S. anyway) be considered to be deviant and perverted. in essence.....shame of my desires motivated the title. that has to have been TMI. oh well.
9 years ago
No one gives a fuck anymore. Go eat some shit.
9 years ago
mine is so much bigger and girthier.
9 years ago
The girth is what counts....fact!
9 years ago
is that right? is that what counts?
9 years ago
first of all i really don't think you should be using the word "count"
9 years ago
boom!
9 years ago
Im also quite opposed to her using the word "fact". Where sure as shit know shes no good with them.

9 years ago
*we're, dammit.
9 years ago
*we, double dammit!
9 years ago
hahaha fucking english
9 years ago
douche bags the lot of them
9 years ago
Enjoy the UFC last night?
9 years ago
Oranje, you're not helping our cause here.
9 years ago
That really was a dick move, cheeky. You know I enjoy the fights and you intentionally ruined the main event for me. You're a cocksucker.
9 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously though, that guy got hammered
9 years ago
I remember a week or so ago when 1rish spoiled the Kimbo fight for eveybody. Those fights last night were boring anyways. Chris Leben is a faggot with those cornrows.
9 years ago
I didn't realize that the Kimbo fight wasn't live in Cali. cheeky knew I was about to watch the fights and intentionally ruined it for me.
9 years ago
I agree the cornrows were dumb looking but they are necessary when it comes to grappling. Urija Fabur has done them too.
9 years ago
You couldn't have been watching it live then
9 years ago
There lots of fighters with long hair that don't do the cornrows. Leben is just a wigger.
9 years ago
my pubic hair is in cornrows..google it
9 years ago
Of couse I wasn't watching it live, you dumbfuck. I said i was about to watch it after you had already seen it. You're a cocksucker and you know it. I've talked to you off of Mucho and we've been cool and you did that to ruin it for me on purpose.
9 years ago
urkelbot, if I need info about shitty music and growing up poor, I'll let you know. Otherwise shut the fuck up, you know shit about the sport.
9 years ago
I wasn't disagreeing with you, dick.
9 years ago
If you are referring to me, then yes, you are. You are trying to justify what cheeky did by claiming I did the same thing, and then you want to spout off about "lots of fighters..." Plenty of long haired fighters have done the cornrow thing, Evan Tanner, Fabur, and Leben are just a few of them that I can name off the top of my head.
9 years ago
calm down irish you clover sucking leprachon
9 years ago
I'll beat your faggot ass, dik.
9 years ago
no you won't
9 years ago
by the way it's *eat
9 years ago
zaboom
9 years ago
I know lots of fighter do wear them, and lots of fighters don't. I was only pointing out that Chris Leben is a wigger. Sorry your night got ruined, get over it.
9 years ago
My night was far from ruined. It just sucks that someone who I have always been cool with would intentionally fuck up something for me. I would expect that kind of shit from elpiss, and fries-please, but I didn't think cheeky was like that.
9 years ago
i wish i had known i'd have told him too
9 years ago
you can't hang out on the internet ands expect not to hear things..irish go to the back of the site
9 years ago
It wasn't like i was checking out an MMA site. He aimed the comment at me and did it out of malice.
9 years ago
when i was into sports a lot more..if i missed a game or fight and had it taped..i would't watch tv or go on the internet till i watched it..
9 years ago
and any human i interacted with was warned to not tell me or they would upset me
9 years ago
anyway it's not like you're beyond that kind of thing so let it go you cousin-fucking apricot
9 years ago
Me and cheeky just talked. I'm over it we're cool now.
9 years ago
He kept crying like a girl
9 years ago
I was malicious though. Totally aimed at him
9 years ago
Liar
9 years ago
I was a right cunt
9 years ago
About the crying thing.
9 years ago
What do you mean "was"?
9 years ago
I mis-spelled "am" again?
9 years ago
i imagine 1rish1 cries like a girl
9 years ago
i just can't imagine why anyone would do anything like that to irish
9 years ago
I can't either.
9 years ago
STFU faggot. Mo focking Catweazle-looking bag of white dog shit.
9 years ago
can you still get white dog shit ? thats stuffs fucked up
9 years ago
i thought i said one sentence..try again tomorrow
9 years ago
I thought I told you Stan's the man, and you're his fan...all bust up and broken in the garbage can. I hearn he makes you whine, and does your woman fine - when she's had her fill is doggy-dick in dik time.
9 years ago
"does your woman from behind" would have sounded better.
9 years ago
Agreed ^. The doggy doin his 'woman' doggy-style...so poetic. But I can come up with these all day long.
His hair is so 'straw' and his doggy wants more, pounds the piss out his ass while his owner smokes grass. Then he looks all surpised when dik realised, that he hadn't cleaned well...so poor Stanley's cock smelled. Like a Hersheys-covered candy the dog's dick slipped out, and like a pustulated eruption..dik's dick soon got gout.
9 years ago
I got as far as "Agreed".
9 years ago
I really hate that guy.
9 years ago
I got as far as "A"
9 years ago
our own mucho rapper.
9 years ago
and on a coompletely diffrent note. THE FULL KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE!!! http://www.spankwire.com/Kim-Kashardian-and-Ray-J-Sex-Tape/video112650/
9 years ago
on another different note:
who cares about her when you've a Mucho wedding in the works?
...quit confusing fantasy with reality, postal
9 years ago
OI, postedvagina, the full karblabla sex tape is around here somewhere, search for it.
9 years ago
Or do you want this sub removed too?
4 months ago
Tada!!!
4 months ago
lol
made you penis
4 months ago
* Jones waits a month for Nixon to make a gif *
4 months ago
Dude
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost googles "how to make a gif" *
4 months ago
really? wow.
4 months ago
Bigger than your 9n't?
4 months ago
Can someone report this image so that maybe it will be taken down? The help menu on this website appears to non-existent despite having the words on the screen at the bottom. No judgment. I just want it down now. Closed. Thank you.
4 months ago
email admin@muchosucko.com and link to it. I doubt your account will be closed/deleted.
4 months ago
why don't you just stick around dude?
4 months ago
Thank you.
4 months ago
Comment reported for spam
4 months ago
what a crybaby faggot
4 months ago
Cutfag
4 months ago
Stupid penis
4 months ago
Nice "most discussed" list
4 months ago
Would be a shame if...
4 months ago
Something were to happen to it.
4 months ago
whoa, 27" monitor overload :(
4 months ago
recover password
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