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The mugshot of the century

What do you think the charges were?

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by Dooli108

submitted October 4th 2008

87 comments
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The mugshot of the century
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comments (87)
'sup?
9 years ago
chillin'
9 years ago
lol. Chocolate milk.
9 years ago
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha is probly the only response i could conjur up upon reading that bravo.
9 years ago
-bows-
9 years ago
Fucking hilarious. I salute you sir!
9 years ago
Those utters look moldy
9 years ago
the udders too
9 years ago
^Racist.
9 years ago
Its true. Ive always prefered the Guernsey over those dirty jobless Holsteins
9 years ago
Black baldies are cunning cows, masters of disguise..
9 years ago
That guy's Black Angus.
9 years ago
I read the article involving this picture. I think she took a piss in someone's lawn while she was in the cow suit. Makes sense to me.
9 years ago
Thats a fuckin chick?! Oh dear god...well, the udders should have been a dead give away, right? ...dumb bitch.
9 years ago
"milk,milk,milk,milk , lemonade -
around the corner fudge is made...."
9 years ago
"stick your finger in the hole
and you'll get a tootsie-roll!"
...everybody sing!...
9 years ago
It wasn't MILK he was producing...
9 years ago
I hate to say it but is it a he?
9 years ago
Having taken a second look at the face, I'm not really sure.
9 years ago
Can I get yo numba?
9 years ago
he musta got arrested for asking girls to suck his utters.
9 years ago
Probably for a Mooving Violation.
9 years ago
That was Udderly terrible.
9 years ago
You two need to be put out to pasture.
9 years ago
You have some sort of beef with those two?
9 years ago
Man you guys are milking this for all it's worth.
9 years ago
Oh, he's just horny.
9 years ago
Hey, we're playing for high steaks here.
9 years ago
You're just grazing the surface here
9 years ago
What's everyone's beef with her anyways?
9 years ago
I'd already hoofed that comment in there, urk.
9 years ago
How the fuck did I not see that?
9 years ago
I don't know, what heifer were you thinking?
9 years ago
We need to take a paws from this, its way too funny.
9 years ago
I slaughtered this thread.
9 years ago
i feel a bit sheepish
9 years ago
Tsk, tsk, 'rish and fries made non-cow related comments.

They need a good hiding.
9 years ago
Seriously, they're jokes weren't even calf as funny as mine.
9 years ago
Cow can these jokes get any worse?
9 years ago
I know, they're offal.
9 years ago
They're steering us in the wrong direction.
9 years ago
I vote with shank them.
9 years ago
Yeah, this is turning into a lot of bull.
9 years ago
Dairy say more?
9 years ago
Veal have to stop this, it's a load of tripe.
9 years ago
Cunts^.
9 years ago
that's what i like to see out of you..1 word..keep it up dickman
9 years ago
...said Stan to his owner...
Zzzzzzzap!
9 years ago
More like Cccccrap.
9 years ago
This thread is obviously going to go on until the cows come home.
9 years ago
I've herd it all before.
9 years ago
scariest holstien ever
9 years ago
you'd fuck it
9 years ago
this was on our local news...she pissed on someone's porch,the cops came,didnt take her than and then she was sitting out in traffic mooing at people...they only left her in the costume cuz i heard she didnt have anything else on under it,though it looks like she does here..
9 years ago
Nah, they left her in the suit because they'd know how good a picture it would be!
9 years ago
I have a pretty terrible mugshot of myself.
9 years ago
No one is surprised.
9 years ago
only losers like you get busted
9 years ago
The only reason why planty hasn't been busted is because there are no local cops
9 years ago
haha, I sent this one too. Damn, this woman fucking pissed on a fellow motorist... what a dipshit!
9 years ago
hehe, oops, what chevy said....
9 years ago
That's the ugliest fuckin' cow I've ever seen.
9 years ago
I've seen worse. Speaking of which, how is your mother anyway?
9 years ago
Her milk is sour.
9 years ago
My Mother is fine, thank you for being so considerate.
9 years ago
he or she or it tried to milk some one against their will?
9 years ago
"Ms. Shaniqua LaQuinta Tercel Lexus... You are charged with impersonating a cow and loitering. How do you plead?"

"Loitering? I didn't loiter! I put my trash in the trash can! Them cops lie!"
9 years ago
do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
9 years ago
Nope. You mom says, "Hi", btw.
9 years ago
hi mom
9 years ago
i saw this on fark a few days ago. This woman looks like a real life simpsons character.
9 years ago
Bleeding Gums Murphy?
9 years ago
I THINK THE CHARGES WERE IDENTITY THEFT. A MONKEY DRESSING UP AS A COW.
9 years ago
Do you masquerade as a human being?
9 years ago
I think he's trying to masquerade as someone who knows how to use a keyboard.

And he's failing.
9 years ago
I have this exact same cow suit. Swear to god. I ordered it off the internet to wear to a halloween party at a disabled children's hospital here in town last year.
9 years ago
It's a photo of you isn't it.
9 years ago
It could be.
9 years ago
^Hanky, the mild mannered janitor.
9 years ago
With a Hank Chinaski chop?
9 years ago
man, i doubt I am the only one getting tired of you hankchinaski. you can go away now.
9 years ago
No, it's pretty much just you. Which is funny, because EVERYONE is tired of you.
9 years ago
Hahaha. Exowhunu is tired of me!

What world is that guy living in?
9 years ago
Third world.
9 years ago
what a fat cow!
9 years ago
cows.... actually related to the camel..a lot of people don't know that
9 years ago
thanks Dr Dolittle
9 years ago
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