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Cation Needed

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by Snotme

submitted October 3rd 2008

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Cation Needed
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comments (48)
Why would two apes/primates/monkeys need atom atom (or collection thereof) with a net positive charge?
9 years ago
strange war, wtf r u sayin
9 years ago
Had I managed to type correctly, it would have been a pun on the typo...oh, never mind.
9 years ago
Ah... Took me a while, but I got it.
9 years ago
For the cerebrally challenged:
A negatively charged ion, which has more electrons in its electron shells than it has protons in its nuclei, is known as an anion (ana: Greek 'up') . Conversely, a positively-charged ion, which has fewer electrons than protons, is known as a cation (kata: Greek 'down' pronounced: cat-eye-on).
Too Complex? Fuck You!
9 years ago
Monkie-porn
9 years ago
It sometimes falls on deaf ears, FatPat.
9 years ago
* substitute the first 'atom' for 'an' and it makes more sense ;)
9 years ago
And call the Reply police whilst you're at it. I'm drunk.
9 years ago
well done.
9 years ago
and being drunk isnt an excuse, it's just a bonus.
9 years ago
"Found your keys."
9 years ago
Any of my military budies can relate. Does any one remember at MEPS when they make you bend over and spread ur cheeks while an old guy looks at ur brown eye.
9 years ago
Amazing the lengths the authorities will go to in order to humiliate, isn't it?
9 years ago
ok we get it ou are in the army. you still suck
9 years ago
I REMEMBER THAT KINDA GAY THOUGH.
9 years ago
i dont think this is standard procedure. that was probably just some old man who liked to see your assholes.
9 years ago
He may suck, but he has good taste in beer.

Marine06, however, didn't mind that it was gay.
9 years ago
Monkey see monkey poo.
9 years ago
I could of swore there was a banana in there!
9 years ago
Ah, there's your problem. You need a new alternator.
9 years ago
Good one, smerf.
9 years ago
this isn't where i parked my car.
9 years ago
"You using the whole fist doc?"
9 years ago
sorry that gerbil is just too far in there.

go see a doc
9 years ago
Damn it, bet me to that comment 1st.
9 years ago
"Is it in yet?"
9 years ago
<coughs>
9 years ago
He's painting a portrait.
9 years ago
"Let me just inspect this shit"
9 years ago
"come on frank..... i need you to be strong for me right now. i have no idea how that baby rhesus got up there, but it needs to come out before cheryl finds out!"
9 years ago
2 MONKEYS FINGERPAINTING.
9 years ago
GOOD EYE PRIVATE
4 years ago
green wire first........or was it the red wire....?
9 years ago
"Just two more pints before we can go to the market and sell our monkey milk wares"
9 years ago
Hank: "Hurry up and sign the contract already - I think I see someone coming. Dunno why you couldn't have just done that on my back like any normal person."
Dik: "I like your ass, is that a problem? Oh, and it looks like you've let shiballs on your ass hairs again...fact."
9 years ago
...


youre soo cool.
9 years ago
"Ok I can see it now where is the coat hanger?"
9 years ago
ElCumbucket: Come on! Get your fist up there hombre
Bootfuck: Hang on buddy, just lubin up
9 years ago
"If you light a match, maybe he will see the light and come out"
9 years ago
ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
this is the Southern American Arsemonkey..It's amphibious in nature and can often be see flying in packs near kingston
9 years ago
Nature's proctologists?
9 years ago
Nah, nature's porn stars.
9 years ago
The Shocker, Monkey style
9 years ago
spellcheck needed
9 years ago
Hang on...wait...yes! You're right! You CAN see Russia!
9 years ago
*Uranus
9 years ago
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