The "Fatty Melt"

I'd eat it

i'd hit it

and not call it the next day.

No Mayo?

Looks greasy enough, man

i dont know how its a melt... with NO FUCKING CHEESE

Needs a big, fat pat o' butter! (helps it to slide down)

I second bacon.

This burger is missing a lot...mayo, butter, bacon. Really, It's just not that impressive. And, the meat is Over-cooked.

oh shit...now i am really hungry

wow... i'm gonna cook me one of these up... it looks so fucking good!!! awh gawd! i just want to hump it ~,~ oh, and you guys can have all the mayo, i don't do mayo.

lol its an optical illusion! If you tilt your screen forward it looks welldone, tilt it back it looks raw. LOL

I will take its feelings into consideration

I see the cheese, where's the bacon?

and onion

Burgers I understand, cos shit gets all throughout the mince, but with steaks, blue's the only way to go. I had a place refuse to serve me a blue steak, made me suspicious about their kitchen.

Blue?

Yeah, like, just cooked long enough to seal the outside and make the inside a bit warm. What do you call that over there?

Rare= Red, cold/cool center.
Medium= Pink warm center.
Well= Grey throughout.

shut up we knew all that fisher

for blue beef you knock the horns off it, wipe it's ass and nose, run it past the campfire twice and stick a fork in it

Just remember, before our ancestors invented fire, they ate all their shit not cooked...

Well, I also remember eating at Johnny Rockets once and the burger was delicious, but once I got toward the middle the meat started getting pink. I guess it wasn't fully cooked in the middle and it tasted really nasty. I didn't finish it though. I heard you can get sick from eating uncooked ground beef. Well, that is if the meat was contaminated with something. But I don't like to waste burgers. If I'm full and have some burger left I will force that shit down.

As well as eating each other.

Very true Smerf. Pink does, in fact, taste better!

Well, the only thing I noticed was that when it's pink it looks more juicy. But maybe mine was just undercooked. I will give it a try like that next time. Probably at Dennys. They would probably do it best.

The only thing Denny's does best is be Denny's. I only believe that because I've never seen another restaurant called Denny's.

I believe Logan's Steakhouse used to ask how one wanted one's burger cooked - pretty much same options as with steak. I think some other chains did too...but I can't remember. I mostly eat cake nowadays.

I've always found medium-well is the perfect decision for a steak when Stateside...up to the individual I guess. I have been known to go for rarer, but I guess I'm old-fashioned in that I like my cooking to be...cooked. If I wanted a rare, bleeding piece of meat...I could go catch and hack it myself at a nearby farm.

never get a steak cooked well done. they always choose the shittiest piece of meat they got.

Where did I say 'well-done' doofus maximus? Meeeedeeeummm wellll. Often has just the right amount of pink (I found)...without going that browny/grey colour.

i wasnt talking to you, dickhead. I was just giving a tip since there is steak talk going on. i use to work at a steak house and they always selected the worst meat when people ordered steaks well done.

Haha! And I wasn't talking to you either neeeegaaaaaarrrr...I was referring to what boom said...just posted to look that way. Unintentionally funny shit.

most meat places here will ask you in what term do you preffer it. this one does look perfectly cooked

who is oranje talking to?

Himself (as usual). But casually scrolling up...I think he was talking to me at the time.

I get burgers medium and steak mid-rare.

Medium rare is fucked here, it's always burnt, and rare is cooked through so there's only a little pink. You gotta order it blue or french blue if you want the real deal.

I bought a bison rib eye at the farmers market butcher shop the other day, fucker cost me 17 bucks, it was awesome medium rare.

Rib Eye is amazing in general, do you use any steak sauce/horse radish?

Yeah rib eye is aight, but mofockin porterhouses ftw. I had a porterhouse so big in Memphis I couldn't finish it (too drunk from Beale St). And trust me...for a 185 pound male...I can eat. I could probably eat Cumslave under the table...just without looking like him. Also, medium well worked great in all US chain restaurants...nice bit of pink. Btw Mucho has descended to talking about steak meat, and not beef curtains...RIP Mucho :(

skinny people can eat more then fat people. all of the fat keeps the stomach from expanding as much. thats why no fat dude can win that hot dog eating contest that the asian kid keeps winning.

Hmm. Dunno about that theory. I've witnessed some truly horrific food massacres in all you can eat Chinese buffets Stateside. However, I can easily eat more than my 6' 3" 320 pound brother-in-law can. The US only served to intensify my lust for food and alcohol.

Jesus. Okay, I'll go one better...I'm nat eatun me no damn steak less'un I've seen it walkin' over yonder field, coz then I'm gonna grab me meh matchet (machete) un hack that sucka, and chow down while it's still alive. That's how fresh I like my gosh darn meat.
Seriously, come on guys...give it up. Rare is shit on a stick...think you've forgotten the deliciousness of a good medium/medium-well cooked porterhouse.
Magawd? Steaks don't hit back. But your chuck wagon ain't fearing you with your knife. Chuck wagon makes you cringe bitch!

That wouldn't taste very good.

Slap bacon on anything and I'll eat it.

That's to be expected.

There went your 15 seconds

hahahaa

as long as its not one of those semen omeletts. that is the only video on here that has made me gag.

We should have a contest to see who can make the best looking weird food.

my omelettes would make dik's look like a pile of birdshit.

your an idiot irish...:P....but that sounds fun...im in

no, it sounds really fuckin stupid

Thats because your favorite meal is cock and most of your "clients" won't let you take a picture.

you said weird food, we all know that cock is a perfectly normal daily meal for you

elpiss and fries should have a contest to see who can lick the most penis in one day. I would bet on elpiss just because he has had more practice. Fries would probably lose because he would end up letting the guys bang his ass.

Your Myspace page may suck donkey balls, but your outlook on meat preparation is spot on!

*insert bass here*

I need light gauge bass strings, put em through the gills!

Wtf are you mumbling you stupid cunt? It's a fucking hamburger. Never seen one before?

The butter melts when it hits the grease, retard.

theres tomato on it, its healty

I've deep fried a Snikers bar before. Wrapped it in a tortilla fried it and put whipped cream and Hersheys syrup on it.

fries, you stole that plan from the chinese

Scotch eggs are awesome.

Fries, you are a ridiculous idiot. Neither the change in bread, nor the absence of lettuce and tomato, nor the level it's cooked make this not a hamburger.

It's simply a hamburger, and obviously so. Hint: lots of people like medium-rare burgers.

shes at school

Solid choice sir. I'm about to get the Baconator. If you haven't tried it already, get a Baconator then put some ketchup on a plate and dip that thang like a pro. You'll never turn back.

LOL! Well I just had a Baconator. I have to admit, it's great while you're eating it but afterward you feel like complete shit and regret it.

Sorta like that time with my cousin.....

I agree, I would kill to get an In n' Out around here.

YES FUGS!!! baconator kills mcD. It tastes like a real burger instead mcD vomit formed burgers.

Amen, does anyone dip it in ketchup like a pro?

Also, you guys have to try my custom BK stacker recipe:

Order a triple BK stacker, tell them to replace the stacker sauce with BBQ sauce and request onion rings on top. You'll never turn back.

Never heard of it, what state you in?

Fawkin?