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Real Women Do Still Exist

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I knew there was hope for those of us who don't find teenage boy figures attractive.

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by dwhill05

submitted October 2nd 2008

70 comments
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Real Women Do Still Exist
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no they dont
9 years ago
Yes, they do.
9 years ago
Only in your mind.
9 years ago
see bondage #19--thats a real woman
9 years ago
What do you care, Skulk. Or, has a lack of men made you ponder the wonder that is Vagina.
9 years ago
That photo was probably taken in the 70's when, presumably, real women DID exist. Sorry.
9 years ago
nah, I thought the same judging by her hair, but then I looked at her bush and realized it couldnt be from the 70's it would be way longer than that
9 years ago
She is actress Diora Baird. She has been in Wedding Crashers, Accepted and a few other movies. This picture was in Playboy in early 2006 I believe.
http://www.diora-baird.org/gallery/image/126.aspx
9 years ago
I was about to say that. And how is she more real than other women? Aside from her huge rack, what's different?

Oh, and I believe she actually has real tits. The way they flopped down in Wedding Crashers looked quite real.
9 years ago
awwwh fuck....I think I will have to watch Wedding Crashers again
9 years ago
fake tits. look at where the nips sit. way too high. still deffo hit it tho
9 years ago
they are real. this pic was from a playboy about 2 years ago. she used to be a guess model also.
9 years ago
Well, I'm surprised and disgusted by playboy, then. For such a professional studio, that's a terible photo. Even if they tried to make it look like an old B&W, they failed. Shit, I've taken better photos without a camera! Or something.
9 years ago
*what's more, it's a terRible photo.
9 years ago
I don't like Playboy because all their photos are photoshopped and looked amateur. But I do like them because they always have celebrities.
9 years ago
look her up on google, she has some pics from early on like right out of high school. real tits fo sho
9 years ago
That's what I'm talkin about!
9 years ago
sign me up!
9 years ago
Good news Wario I was able to get you on the list..
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Bad news Wario you are right after irish..And, well, we all know he has herpes..
9 years ago
I've been taking Valtrex so it should ba alright.
9 years ago
Sounds like you got nothing to worry about after all Wario!!
9 years ago
just as long as the herps are in remishion. Hmmm...does that Valtrex make everything as carefree as the the comericals make it out to be?
9 years ago
No one would want to stir Irish's porridge. It has sea food in it. Crabs ahoy!
9 years ago
cheeky loves seafood.
9 years ago
...and you love a bit of sausage
9 years ago
1 bit = 1 heaping truck-load..heaping..
9 years ago
I think this is a dude. I don't know what it is, but I'm calling he/she on this one.
9 years ago
Don't see any fruit basket in the mirror
9 years ago
Arch is becoming more cynical
9 years ago
Wow... She has no ass!
9 years ago
Needs wider hips, too.
9 years ago
Another reason it's a dude.
9 years ago
She's not a dude, but she does need more of an ass.
9 years ago
Is that a side shot if dik's avatar in the mirror?
9 years ago
I really don't see anything "real" about this besides a puny bush lol
9 years ago
sure the boobs are fake but would it be more "real" for you if you were able to see her baby poking out of her vag?..Been there done that, right snap?
9 years ago
Leave Snap alone ya prick.
9 years ago
fuck you machio.. you sucked in the outsiders
9 years ago
and in every fucking Karate Kid abortion
9 years ago
why do you guys stick up for Snap all the time...? She's a dumb fucking whore.. Romp, you have your targets as well, you throw in a VicSin joke everytime you logg in, like anyone fucking cares to make fun of her anymore... Get a fucking life... And dik, shes not gonna put out for you cause you protected her from a few internet assholes! Haha... you guys are fucking pussies!!! LOL
9 years ago
Probably because I've been here longer than a few months...
9 years ago
Alright, I'm sorry guys.. I'm obviously really bitter with life.. You're not a whore Snap.. Say what you want though.. I'm just a natural born loser- asshole... and a dweeb.
9 years ago
..but I have been here longer than a few months.. I changed accounts, but have been subscribed here for about a year with the nick nolte avatar..
9 years ago
If you weren't a noob you would understand that that is irrelevant.
9 years ago
Wow...go Jerk. You may be a noob and self-confessed 'loser-asshole dweeb' but at least you see it how it is. Snap - you're a shameless attention ho slutbag, and dik - you know what a hopeless, out-of-date pessary you are. Pathetic cunt.
Nobody needs defending here. If they did...they shouldn't be here. So, those who defend Snap truly are worthless sacks of skin who genuinely believe they might cop a look at her funbags via e-mail/cam...or better yet...actually meet up with her, and find out she's really a 6' 3" trucker in drag called Burt.
9 years ago
And Snap...if you weren't a noob, you would understand YOU are irrelevant...and anything you say/do from now until the day you die...
9 years ago
Does it make you feel good to call people noobs Snap? Is that about all you got going these days?
9 years ago
The surge of whiny boring noobs who think they can write a biography on every muchoer just bothers me lately.
9 years ago
And the fact you think you aren't a noob, bother me little...it just makes me laugh. Go ahead and try me out hun...I'll fucking stretch you farther apart than you've ever known...and I won't even try.
This dopey shit about calling someone a noob because they haven't posted is so fucking lame. That's my choice. Getting to 'know' people...again my choice. I get to know the ones I think need to be known - mostly to wake them to their putrid 'raison d'etre'.
And, as for dik...I told that cunt what a loser he was a loooong time ago. I haven't changed my view on that.
9 years ago
Oh.. yeah i guess you HAVE been here 3 months longer than me. My bad.

Calm down dude... it's not real.
9 years ago
I thought children weren't allowed on this site? What's the fuckin world come too..?
9 years ago
Oh and cockgobbleHM, no one reads your long ass posts.... just so ya know.
9 years ago
But oh no OhSnap...it IS real...very real. Because, to a greater or lesser extent most people in here are pretty much being themselves albeit way more extreme/alter egoed versions of themselves. Therefore, in REALITY I would inevitably fall out in a very verbally-loud way with quite a few smegma-chompers here. And, it truly is amazing what you can discern from a person by what they type, how they type, and how they react to what YOU type. Of all the 'people' I have 'watched' here over the years (and occasionally 'flamed' with), I can count on one hand the number I think are smart, probably 2 hands several times over the number I would never want to meet (for numerous reasons...ranging from their lameness to ugliness), and maybe 1 or 2 fingers the number I wouldn't really want to tussle with physically. Mosta y'all are fucking Major League victims of life, and attempt to glean some semblance of stability in your lives through coming here and observing others' misfortunes. Did any of you know that it really is okay to be yourself...even here? I can enjoy Mucho the way I want to enjoy it...this site is about freedom. I am able to be a 'Muchoer' without feeling the need to post nasty shit and laugh at it...I haven't lost my soul...yet. I also have no need to post a pic of myself (unlike some others (most of whom shouldn't have)) since I am very confident in who I am, and how gorgeous I am. I don't need a bunch of lamers casting their opinions on my aesthetic pleasantness...too many women already seem to think they have the right to smile at me as I walk past - ugly bitches!
I call it how it is...always have, always will.
9 years ago
...I analyse what I see and feel btw (and I'm usually very accurate). Me for example...I'm an arrogant, egotistical, insecure, narcissist who is becoming ever-more annoyed with myself the older I get...but infinitely more annoyed with the filthy scabs I see around me...and on here.
9 years ago
OMG seriously dude SHUT UP. Just because you can post really really ridiculously long comments doesn't make you seem older, or more intelligent.
9 years ago
Indeed...but the fact you just said that tells me all I need to know about your insecurities. I don't wish to seem older (who the fuck would??) or more intelligent. You cannot determine intelligence...and I have never claimed to be intelligent or otherwise here.
9 years ago
yada-fuckin-yada
9 years ago
What the fuck? Can anyone sum that bollocks up because, frankly, I can't be bothered with it.
9 years ago
I can't. *whistles* possssum!
9 years ago
http://fromtheold.com/diora-baird-hot-and-naked-in-playboy-in-2005
9 years ago
shes just one boobjob form being a stick figure.

she has no ass nor hips all she has is fake tits.


you know nothing about a REAL woman.
9 years ago
i concur
9 years ago
fake tits and no ass

nice try
9 years ago
It’s pretty sad that the only thing most of you jackasses know about tits is the bad quality pictures of plastic bitches and their disgusting fake tits and that you can't even recognize real tits when they are staring you in the face... just fucking pitiful.
9 years ago
A nipple THAT high up on the breast? Yeah, not real.
9 years ago
I think he's a dude.
9 years ago
you guys doesnt even get pussy
9 years ago
Fake titties!!!!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Most women "outside" don't look like internet women.
9 years ago
There are women, ...outside?
9 years ago
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