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You only live once

Support your local watering hole.

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by Mako

submitted October 1st 2008

49 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
You only live once
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comments (49)
team puke +1
10 years ago
Team Expensive Version of Waterboarding +1
10 years ago
Tomorrow being a day he'll never forget+2
10 years ago
Today being a day he'll never remember. +3
10 years ago
ugh god, I hate midori.
10 years ago
What ever you do like, I have lots at my place.
10 years ago
pretty sure she likes giving birth to bastards??
10 years ago
thats probably cause your underaged ass is drinking it straight.. its a mixer..
10 years ago
uhhh... I'm far from underage, and I'm pretty sure I have more drinking experience than you. Thanks anyway.

Oh, and the bastard child joke is getting a little tired. You might want to step it up a notch... try something that's actually true maybe.
10 years ago
who care's what they say..ignore them
10 years ago
watch elchris will probably say something soon..it'll be real stupid for sure so just don't read it..it drives people like that insane
10 years ago
Uh, yeeaahhh, "truth" isn't really relevant here. This is the intrawebs, Snapper, havn't you figured that out yet?
10 years ago
heheh, seems like the one upset here is you pops
10 years ago
Dik is so kind.
10 years ago
He is. I know deep down you are too Hank :)
10 years ago
I am too.
10 years ago
Hank mis-spelled perverted
10 years ago
i fancy you a hipnotiq lady ;)
10 years ago
umm no, I'm not a hynotiq lady. I'm not black. I'm a beer girl and occasionally a whiskey sour or gray goose and cranberry.
10 years ago
racist
10 years ago
My semen tastes like beer...


;)
10 years ago
Seriously, cum get drunk..
10 years ago
... although you can die twice
10 years ago
only twice?
10 years ago
three times if youre lucky
10 years ago
One of my professors has been dead twice already. He's one of the lucky few!
10 years ago
Once was enough for me.
10 years ago
He is dead they were just out of formaldehyde
10 years ago
Mako, you can't say stuff like that and then not tell the story.
10 years ago
wine included? what a shitty mix
10 years ago
mmmmmmm, all this needs is a shot of some skol vodka and it would be perfect.
10 years ago
absynth ftw
10 years ago
151/Wild Turkey/Dry Gin/Ouzo/Aftershock = Win
10 years ago
and by win, I mean cataclysmic loss
10 years ago
Omfg, aftershock is the grossest shit i have ever drank. Cinnamon hell ftl.
10 years ago
Everclear, Cuervo Gold, bottom shelf vodka and gin, and finally a little bit of something that's sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul (Aftershock sounds appropriate, but I'm willing to take suggestions)
10 years ago
A few shots of Thunder & Lightning would be less wasteful...that's a shot with half Rumple Minze and half 151.
10 years ago
Anything ending in pucker = sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul
10 years ago
pussy
10 years ago
I could of used that about a month ago.
10 years ago
An inebriated male?
10 years ago
Yeah, what else would you think?
10 years ago
Wait, what's the bottle of whiskey they're pouring in?
10 years ago
I think it's Dewar's.
10 years ago
Death
10 years ago
also support you rs by not drinkining like a fucking 9 year old
10 years ago
hope he chased it all with a beer
10 years ago
See, I don't understand why people get this drunk. Being drunk is fun for about thirty minutes before you start feeling like complete shit.


I would much rather get high.
10 years ago
MY TYPE OF PARTY, lol...
10 years ago
recover password
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