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You only live once

Support your local watering hole.

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by Mako

submitted October 1st 2008

49 comments
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You only live once
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comments (49)
team puke +1
9 years ago
Team Expensive Version of Waterboarding +1
9 years ago
Tomorrow being a day he'll never forget+2
9 years ago
Today being a day he'll never remember. +3
9 years ago
ugh god, I hate midori.
9 years ago
What ever you do like, I have lots at my place.
9 years ago
pretty sure she likes giving birth to bastards??
9 years ago
thats probably cause your underaged ass is drinking it straight.. its a mixer..
9 years ago
uhhh... I'm far from underage, and I'm pretty sure I have more drinking experience than you. Thanks anyway.

Oh, and the bastard child joke is getting a little tired. You might want to step it up a notch... try something that's actually true maybe.
9 years ago
who care's what they say..ignore them
9 years ago
watch elchris will probably say something soon..it'll be real stupid for sure so just don't read it..it drives people like that insane
9 years ago
Uh, yeeaahhh, "truth" isn't really relevant here. This is the intrawebs, Snapper, havn't you figured that out yet?
9 years ago
heheh, seems like the one upset here is you pops
9 years ago
Dik is so kind.
9 years ago
He is. I know deep down you are too Hank :)
9 years ago
I am too.
9 years ago
Hank mis-spelled perverted
9 years ago
i fancy you a hipnotiq lady ;)
9 years ago
umm no, I'm not a hynotiq lady. I'm not black. I'm a beer girl and occasionally a whiskey sour or gray goose and cranberry.
9 years ago
racist
9 years ago
My semen tastes like beer...


;)
9 years ago
Seriously, cum get drunk..
9 years ago
... although you can die twice
9 years ago
only twice?
9 years ago
three times if youre lucky
9 years ago
One of my professors has been dead twice already. He's one of the lucky few!
9 years ago
Once was enough for me.
9 years ago
He is dead they were just out of formaldehyde
9 years ago
Mako, you can't say stuff like that and then not tell the story.
9 years ago
wine included? what a shitty mix
9 years ago
mmmmmmm, all this needs is a shot of some skol vodka and it would be perfect.
9 years ago
absynth ftw
9 years ago
151/Wild Turkey/Dry Gin/Ouzo/Aftershock = Win
9 years ago
and by win, I mean cataclysmic loss
9 years ago
Omfg, aftershock is the grossest shit i have ever drank. Cinnamon hell ftl.
9 years ago
Everclear, Cuervo Gold, bottom shelf vodka and gin, and finally a little bit of something that's sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul (Aftershock sounds appropriate, but I'm willing to take suggestions)
9 years ago
A few shots of Thunder & Lightning would be less wasteful...that's a shot with half Rumple Minze and half 151.
9 years ago
Anything ending in pucker = sickeningly sweet while still tasting foul
9 years ago
pussy
9 years ago
I could of used that about a month ago.
9 years ago
An inebriated male?
9 years ago
Yeah, what else would you think?
9 years ago
Wait, what's the bottle of whiskey they're pouring in?
9 years ago
I think it's Dewar's.
9 years ago
Death
9 years ago
also support you rs by not drinkining like a fucking 9 year old
9 years ago
hope he chased it all with a beer
9 years ago
See, I don't understand why people get this drunk. Being drunk is fun for about thirty minutes before you start feeling like complete shit.


I would much rather get high.
9 years ago
MY TYPE OF PARTY, lol...
9 years ago
recover password
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