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tayluv

i love to tell my mom all my muchosucko stories (:

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by tcreek06

submitted September 30th 2008

167 comments
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tayluv
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comments (167)
You know the rules, tits or gtfo...
9 years ago
Seriously, even drumrave followed that rule.
9 years ago
smerf did too.
9 years ago
Some things just can't be unseen, unfortunately.
9 years ago
seems like she just had something sour or got cum in the eye..same shit
9 years ago
This isn't "other site". Our rule is what ever holds our attention. This doesn't.
9 years ago
wait thats smerfs actual nipple ring? *blargh*
9 years ago
What, you didn't know? Fuck, I thought everyone knew!
9 years ago
NO! and i hoped never to!
9 years ago
cmon man i mean a NIPPLE RING!? is that big in ireland?
9 years ago
Nothing is big in Ireland. Why do you think Yak and Deja left?
9 years ago
Fuck, Ireland? Since when do I live in Ireland?
9 years ago
I think he just assumed because of the whole "ginger" thing.
9 years ago
I'd like to put my nuts in her ass then have my buddy yell booya. Then nut on her face, take a dump on her bathroom floor then steal her beer. And pet the kitty.
9 years ago
MS sign or it didnt happen
9 years ago
He probably thinks you're a leprechaun as well
9 years ago
^^"And pet the kitty." hehe
9 years ago
i dunno i just made a wwild guess :I
9 years ago
Is Hypnotic big in Africa?
9 years ago
Fuck, I'm pretty sure I actually live sorta near you.

And blowbig, what the fuck did that have to do with this thread? Fuck off and make your own comment, ya bitchface!
9 years ago
You live near me or postalfag?
9 years ago
Near postal, I think.
9 years ago
which mucho stories are you refering to?
9 years ago
It's got me in it.
9 years ago
Or you in her?
9 years ago
Well, there was that one time me and Gayluv were chilling by the hotel pool and there were a lot of kids swimming and splashing and making noise so I told her to go take a dump in the pool, which she did, of course. (Seriously, the bitch will do anything you tell her to do. She's that desperate for attention.) Anyways, after the pool cleared out and it quieted down, I made her eat the turd. Aww good times....
9 years ago
You know those robots that move around the bottom of the pool randomly to clean it. You ever try to get your dick in there? No luck on this end. Just wanting to know if anyone else has been successful so I know if I should keep trying or not.
9 years ago
HAhaha
9 years ago
She has been here so long there must be tons of stories!! Or at least the ones from yesterday..NO TITS THEN GTFO AND DIAF!!!

IF YOU ARE FEMALE AND POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF, SHOW US YOUR TITS OR GTFO!!!

especially noob attention whores..
9 years ago
When I need attention I cram a broken birch branch in my ass and walk around backwards poking random strangers.
9 years ago
Why is the girl an attention whore and Brown guy over there not?
9 years ago
Well, for starters, because she chose that label for herself and BrownBeet didn't.
9 years ago
brownbeast has been begging for people to comment on his appearance..matter of fact i just called the fucker an attention whore somewhere else
9 years ago
That's pretty ironic coming from you dik.

Plus, this chick referred to herself as an attention whore, so....what's the problem in calling her that?

I'm starting to sense a disturbance in the force.
9 years ago
I'm not begging. i know mucho likes to flame people and i always wanted to post my pic so i did. and dik, i believe someone called you an attn whore for posting many pictures of yourself, i only posted 2.
9 years ago
i don't ever recall being called an attention whore, noob. and i never posted "many" so fuck you you dirty bitch
9 years ago
and i certainly never asked "how do i look?" because i don't care..you clearly do
9 years ago
Hahaha.

"How do I look?" That was extremely fucking homorific.
9 years ago
Hank and dik come as a pair actually. They're like two unfunny, old, ugly, faggoty fucktard, anal-glue-sniffing, wore-out, K-mart brand, pretend 80s rock band, attention hos - think Laurel and Hardy...but even unfunnier, and a bit less attractive and that tad more desperate.

And they smell like shitballs too.
9 years ago
you know i won't read that sack of shit you think is a paragraph
9 years ago
Wow, I was just thinking how pleasant it was that you weren't around.

9 years ago
Pleasant is for faggots, and mercy is for the weak. There is no room for 'pleasant' around here. Now, defend yourselves you sagging old pair of elderly bollock bags.
9 years ago
i know you're talking but i told you i won't read anything over 1 line..i'd rather listen to my dog bark at the neighbours
9 years ago
www.diksdogstanbarking.com
9 years ago
check it out
9 years ago
CrustyHomo said somrthing about his pecker being torn off by a rabid barnyard hen. Don't bother reading it. He's a sissy.
9 years ago
Okay, okay! We get it already. All you ever seem to talk about is 'life on the farm'. Quit crying out. So, you fucked a few farm animals, married one, and then took it to Japan (supposedly) to rear it for consumption as some high class steak chunk. It's the modern day 'Hank and his Wank Socks 3' story. Big fucking deal.
9 years ago
Who's this twatbot?
9 years ago
another bicho wannabe with better english.
9 years ago
Why is she an attention whore? Because nobody has heard of her, she's posted nothing but these two photos and has made a grand total of two comments in the 8.5 months that she's been here.

She's an attention whore, and (I suspect) a normal whore, too.
9 years ago
she gave herself the title of attention whore. she had it coming
9 years ago
Still no comment
9 years ago
tits.
9 years ago
my ex girlfriends name was taylor, shes a fucking cunt whore
9 years ago
She says hello.
9 years ago
She would say hello but I don't let her talk with her mouth full.
9 years ago
you guys are evil.. i fuckin love it
9 years ago
deck her in the back of the head when your railing her for me, dont hold back eather
9 years ago
I only hold the back of her head so she can't get away when I make her go balls deep.
9 years ago
Just far enough for you to make it past her teeth.
9 years ago
KA-ZING!
9 years ago
call me!
9 years ago
Hank and puke in my mouth when you're shitting on my chest.
9 years ago
Thatll cost extra. And Hank's plane ticket is on you too
9 years ago
Arch just made it +1 for Team Puke.
9 years ago
I cancled that out with the chest shitting. Plus, Hank is a pile of shit so that's a few more points.
9 years ago
They don't stack shit this high.
9 years ago
Ant, however... Ants could stack that high.

Are you an ant-stack, Hank?
9 years ago
Siren is still the hottest so far. You guys remember her?
9 years ago
What annoys me about this bitch is that she has posted a picture of herself, but doesn't come by personally to comment and get shit on.
9 years ago
Of all the nerve!
9 years ago
Exactly. But, you know what I mean. People always comment on their own pictures.
9 years ago
True Statement
9 years ago
Yes I did. I had about 400+ comments on mine till Starr posted her's, jesus christ on a crutch. she got way too many.
9 years ago
I want to cockslap you.
9 years ago
You've heard that so many times it's almost like a nickname for you.
9 years ago
Kind of like you and "deep thoat it and lick the balls", huh?
9 years ago
Actually, I think that is your legal name. Isn't it, Mr. Deep Throat It And Lick The Balls Gallagher?
9 years ago
His friends (buttbuddies) just call him Deep.
9 years ago
You really just used my joke back at me? I expected better from you.
9 years ago
Your humor has really gone downhill lately. Are you running out of material?
9 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me? Damn, you are fucking stupid.

You used my joke back at me in the first place. You really are getting dumber lately. Been inhaling too much insecticide lately?
9 years ago
The thing is I really don't expect better from you.
9 years ago
I don't know why you have to be so hurtful, Hank.
9 years ago
Because I hate your fucking guts, that's why.
9 years ago
Hahaha! You both suck big doggy dicks. Only difference is - Hank is too stupid to realise it, and too stubborn/insecure to confirm it. I've been saying for weeks how shit your trolling skills are.
You both need to return to base and refill your gas canisters...coz your flamethrowers are done.
9 years ago
CrustyHomo, it is your trolling skills that are lacking. NOONE laughs at your dumb shit, noone.

You are bush league, and I am the one that determines whether you move up in the rankings or not.
9 years ago
What? You're a bush leaf?!
I forgot to mention you are pitifully deluded too. I'm in my own 'league' ta. You go determine the funniness or otherwise of all the members riding on your custom-made shortbus there.
I'm very comfortable overtaking and mooning you all...as I listen to your skin sizzle, and char. Jolly good!
9 years ago
You hate me, hank?
9 years ago
Everybody hates you. You should have been my myspace friend when you had the chance.
9 years ago
1rish1's new groupie/stalker
9 years ago
You seem to be everybody's groupie/stalker.
9 years ago
He has no friends. Funny, seeing how charming he is.
9 years ago
I think you'd be MUCH prettier if you were doggystyle or with the lights off.
9 years ago
I'm sure you'd be good looking... Oh wait, there is no possible way to do that.
9 years ago
Well murf, when you ride me reverse cowgirl, you don't have to look at me!
9 years ago
...wow, you REALLY want to have sex with men, don't you? I'm pretty sure skulk or elchris can oblige.
9 years ago
Bitch putting text at the bottom of a pic does not constitute a sign. You can do that with any pic and I will prove it and submit a pic right now
9 years ago
Quit submitting pics, you turd.
9 years ago
Agreed. drumrave and possum seem to be having a contest to see who can submit the most lame shit here recently.
9 years ago
what about all the pics from these other nights? Plus it just got submitted and I'm pretty sure you guys will have fun with it
9 years ago
they're just jealous cumcrave
9 years ago
Whoa, I think not. What about the decapitated kid or the headless girl and the asian kid with a knife
9 years ago
If you just stick to stuff like that it would be cool but you throw inmuch more lame shit than you do cool stuff. possum on the other hand hasn't subbed any good shit yet.
9 years ago
I'll be more considerate of what mucho-worthy means for future posts, after the last one I submitted tonight
9 years ago
Text at the bottom doesn't count. Mucho sign or nothing.
9 years ago
the economy is to bad to be flingin paper around like paper
9 years ago
What is this, Iceland?
9 years ago
She could have written MuchoSucko on her chest. That would have been acceptable.
9 years ago
Fuck you whunu!
9 years ago
yes...fuck you whunu
9 years ago
why does it say femmes fatale? wait a tick, androgenous much?
9 years ago
I hate your white fucking cat.
Lazy hairball shitface
9 years ago
dicknixon jr. cuts right to the chase
9 years ago
I cut you so bad! Man, you wish I never cut you so bad!
9 years ago
*bleeds blood
9 years ago
*laughs laughter
9 years ago
Give the cat some credit, DNJr. It's tired from having sex with Claude
9 years ago
no more face pictures from any woman, we want to see a full body nude. STAT!
9 years ago
you should comment more
9 years ago
Hot.
9 years ago
i would punch your crooked smile right of your tiny fucking pin head
9 years ago
Such anger I sense in you.
9 years ago
i want to see picture of the regulars not so fucking dumb ugly attention bitch
9 years ago
Check your blood values - you need iron and calcium. (beside that a new sofa - 2nd WW is over now).
9 years ago
hey tayluv, let me know if you want to come to hawaii and kick it
9 years ago
*Sound of the tibe ebbing*
9 years ago
Most of you guys are completely sexist. Just sayin
9 years ago
Daayyuuum, you sure do got a lotta opinions for a woman.
9 years ago
and what the hell are you doing on the introweb. why aren't you making my breakfast
9 years ago
Shut the fuck up, BrownBitch, I shit in your refried beans and you loved it.
9 years ago
so you mean to tell me my refried beans were mixed with digested faggot food... what every you homo's eat, it's not that bad
9 years ago
ever*
9 years ago
Faggot food, yeah, that's a fucking good one. You can get it at the pet store.

Listen puto, I wipe my ass with your tortillas, then I cum in your ranchos huevos.
9 years ago
You got no huevos, pinche chingaro.
9 years ago
Hank, you try way too hard, just stop it.
9 years ago
I wasn't trying at all and fuck off masturbatest, it's none off your business.
9 years ago
i want burritos now
9 years ago
hehehe, purina faggot chow
9 years ago
high in protein
9 years ago
Uh, yeah. That's because we all actually know, and occasionally have to work with, women. Just sayin'.
9 years ago
Brown-eyed girl. Shalalalalalalalalalalateeda...
9 years ago
That song is the worst fucking song....stfu.
9 years ago
"i love to tell my mom all my muchosucko stories (:"

You don't have any. Who the fuck are you?
9 years ago
Exactly. I did mention one story up there.

Do we need another one?
9 years ago
you're stories seem a little far-fetched
9 years ago
once upon a time dik taught hank everything he knows
9 years ago
Hanks stories aren't anything compared to the time I was in Russia, about 2000ft underground in a nuclear missile detection centre. People in the KGB were really rude back in the day, so damn impatient.
9 years ago
Dik, you backwards kid, we both know I schooled you, not the other way around.
9 years ago
oh fuck me hank..i learned you about the internet when you still had to look to see if you were "right " or "left" clicking..i made you what you are today
9 years ago
you're a dikamaniac
9 years ago
Ok, one time Gayluv was over at my house, because I called her and asked her to bring some food over, and she farted. It smelled like a pig burping in your face after it had eaten it's own shit. Dirty cunt.
Well, I told that bitch (women's lib not withstanding, sorry Jamie) to get the fuck out, go home and clean her asshole out with a lemon water enema.

She begged me to stay, so I gave myself a lemon water enema and then made her drink it. The dirty whore asked for seconds. Unbelievable.
9 years ago
Dik, I energized this whole site. You are just a passenger on the Hank train.
9 years ago
tell us more oh wonderous Hanky
9 years ago
Then she threw up all that rancid enema water and we bagged it and sold it to Fries-Please on ebay.
9 years ago
you're adopted
9 years ago
and nobody likes you
9 years ago
Hank, you should hang out with Max Hardcore.
9 years ago
No one mentioned her white pussy?
9 years ago
5$ says smerf has a story about somebody who looks just like you
9 years ago
Well, actually... No.

And you owe me $5.
9 years ago
So that's about 1€ right?
9 years ago
tell me tcreek06, do you come on here to finger yourself and look at the pictures or do you really crave attention from the sick people on this site?
9 years ago
I tell everyone about what I see here on mucho. Good times.
9 years ago
shave that hair girl, being bald is better if you upload your pics to muchosucko.
9 years ago
pics of u holdin a paper with ur name or stfu
:ninja:
9 years ago
wow shes pretty dam cute
8 years ago
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