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A benchmark for team puke

A ball point python eats a hippo, then pukes it up later.

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by Bastardo

submitted September 30th 2008

44 comments
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comments (44)
Holy fuckin shit.

That's Mucho with a fucking capital M!!!
9 years ago
Holy fuckin shit.

That's Mucho with a fucking capital M!!!
9 years ago
You can say that again
9 years ago
I have no clue why it posted twice...
9 years ago
Mazel Tov! It's a boy!
9 years ago
I'm not sure if Hippo is kosher.
9 years ago
I'm not sure if Hippo is kosher.
9 years ago
Why don't you and UncleJ get a room.
9 years ago
Why don't you take into consideration the fact that there was a glitch in the matrix.
9 years ago
red pill please
9 years ago
yep yep
9 years ago
..oops?
9 years ago
i thought ya'll were bullshitin' with the title, but Holy macro, thats phrekin awsome!!
9 years ago
That is an anaconda and it is in Brazil, which makes it not a hippo..
9 years ago
well wtf is it then
9 years ago
Your mom..err, capabara.
9 years ago
It's a hippo.
9 years ago
Hank would know, he's married to one.
9 years ago
My wife is Japanese. Figure the odds of her being fat. Otoh, you will probably marry an American woman, who will most likely get and stay fat if you manage to knock her up with your little worm.
9 years ago
What's a matter, Hank? Can't take a joke aimed at yourself?
9 years ago
hes right, anacondas are from the amazon and hippos only in africa... thats a "danta"
9 years ago
I think Bootface nailed it.
9 years ago
Nihongo!
9 years ago
I can take a joke, Smerf. But, your joke wasn't funny, because it didn't make sense. The funniest jokes have some basis in reality, don't they?
9 years ago
Wtf is a danta?
9 years ago
Oh, you mean tapir.

It's not a hippo. It had three toes and hippos are even-toed ungulates.
9 years ago
OooH! Awesome word! UNGULATES! Nicely done, Hank!
9 years ago
kate?
9 years ago
*Reaches for bottle of Maalox*
9 years ago
You or the snake? That's nothing like a fur ball, is it?
9 years ago
Do you know where your kids are now? ...shit..NO!..I have to go beat on this snake and make sure it's...arghgblaf...phew.
9 years ago
^incoherent
9 years ago
^^incontinent
9 years ago
^fags
9 years ago
They thought a person was in it. That's why they made it throw up the thing.
9 years ago
...see above hank. Thank you captain obvious.
9 years ago
See above where, you stupid bitch?
9 years ago
And, secondly, just fuck off.
9 years ago
That's Team Puke for you! Cheating again. They knew that if it was left alone, that would make a mighty score for Team Shit.
9 years ago
The Digestive System for Dummies...by Fugs
9 years ago
*Runs to grab pad and paper*
9 years ago
That would of made one hell of a turd. But I don't think there assholes can stretch open like there mouths.
9 years ago
man, this will those crazy japs ideas!!!!
9 years ago
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