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Scream Like a Bitch

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Well, most people would if they did this.

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by yak

submitted September 29th 2008

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I dont know what's worse, screaming like this on tape, or looking like this on tape
9 years ago
Neither, having your friends tape it is by far the worst. Looks like teens aren't the only idiots that do this shit.
9 years ago
what's worst is having a tiny dick and having it posted on the internet while on fire
9 years ago
You all have tiny dicks. Don't lie, mushroom caps.
9 years ago
fuck off, 3 inches is huge!
9 years ago
I'm a grower not a shower
9 years ago
Aah! MANGINA!!
9 years ago
I'm old Greg! Have you seen my downstairs mixup?
9 years ago
Mangina - Great band btw
9 years ago
When I was little, ... I screamed while my daddy fingered my 'tiny' poophole.
9 years ago
Yeah. I heard about that. Apparently the neighbors came over, wondering why there was someone in your house screaming "MORE DADDY MORE!!!"
9 years ago
Bump, set and spike!
9 years ago
hahaha good one Dracul!
9 years ago
I can understand the screaming like a bitch, jumping around, slapping the shit out of your junk and hitting the cold lanolium floor... but why would you hump the floor after burning your junk???
9 years ago
It was dressed like a total slut. Seriously, it was just begging for it. Yes, your honor, I know the floor was only 13 years old, but you should have seen the super short bath mat it was wearing.
9 years ago
Hank, you should've seen the short bathmat your mom wears for me every night.
9 years ago
That's just you passed out on the bathroom floor, while your friends pissed on you.

You must have dreamt it was raining, a warm summer rain, and you walking hand in hand through the park with your boyfriend. Ah... how pleasant.
9 years ago
Is that what happened to you to make you the way you are?
9 years ago
We just ascertained that that is what has happened to you on more than one occassion.

Try to keep up.
9 years ago
Dumbass! everyone knows you only light one half on fire..then when the crabs jump to the shaved side, you stab them with an ice pick! crab lice = +1
small dicked balding man = 0
9 years ago
Let's try that method to remove your head lice.
9 years ago
Hank's mom gave me lice while she gave me head. Had to slap her around a bit to make up for it. I'm still pissed
9 years ago
Right, did you slap the monkeys at the zoo for giving you aids after they ran a train on you?
9 years ago
Nope, but I did slap your mom
9 years ago
Yeah, you really didn't want to leave the monkey cage, did you?

My mom should have left you in there.
9 years ago
Well, after I slapped her and treated her like shit, she fell madly in love with me. Now I can't get away from the bitch. I should've been nice to her instead.
9 years ago
Yawn. I'm going home. You are starting to bore the fuck out of me.
9 years ago
It's good to be home.
9 years ago
i thought you said homo at first
9 years ago
Maybe I meant that, but just made a mistake?
9 years ago
Wasn't this posted as a gif image?
9 years ago
I don't think she was screaming cause of pain or anything. I think he was screaming cause his buds just saw his tiny penis.
9 years ago
SHUT UP! LIE DOWN!
9 years ago
hear that alot dont ya
9 years ago
Some of the dumbist shit I've ever seen
9 years ago
try the mirror, you'll be amazed....seriously,... i was...
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I didn't know fags had a sense of humor. You've really made johnnie lol
9 years ago
I didn't know dumbasses like yourself were unable to use the reply button, but I suspected it.
9 years ago
OK, fuck. I typed in the wrong box. You called it buddy. I'm busted. You just pointed out the obvious. Great Job. You are about as cool as the guy burning his pubes
9 years ago
That only makes me 1,000 times cooler than you, SlickRick.
9 years ago
Duh, that makes me LIKE 1,000 times cooler than you, Dee-Dee-Deeee. Fuckin Retard
9 years ago
Ahahaha!
9 years ago
La-di-da-di...
La-di-da-di...
La-di, da-di!

Yep, sounds retarded to me.
9 years ago
It should, it's your language TARD!
9 years ago
No, it's a Slick Rick lyric, you fucking moron.
9 years ago
My nickname has nothing to do with that guy. Like I said ignorant you are.
9 years ago
So, it has to do with you greasing yourself up and wrestling with your buddies then?

Or, maybe it's a nickname one of your buttbuddies gave you, because you like extra lube in the back canal?

9 years ago
Also, you must be a Star Wars nerd, too, with your Yoda-speak there.

"Lubed up I am. Fuck me hard in the ass you will."

Haha, you fucking soft nerdy poof! Bend over and show Mucho your chocolate death star!
9 years ago
who the hell is slick rick?
9 years ago
I youtube'd him..i hate you
9 years ago
The force is strong with this one, pulled to the fag side he is, Lubed up, hard in the ass, chocoalte death star,extra lube,back canal, all the things desires he does.


Why do you hate on comic books and Star Wars? Did you have a bad childhood?
9 years ago
He's an nihilist. We believes in nothing slikrk, nothings.
9 years ago
Is that a Mass Effect reference buttnuts?
9 years ago
Whoa whoa whoa....hold the phone. SlickRick when you so intelligently typed "Dee-Dee-Deeee. Fuckin Retard" was that a fucking Carlos Mencia reference. That fucker is worthy of public stoning.
9 years ago
Wtf is mass effect? Big Lebowski reference, cock-knuckler
9 years ago
I like comic books, but I don't think of someone as ignorant if he doesn't know who a particular comic book character is.
9 years ago
Fuck You Typical.
9 years ago
^Cat-fight waiting to happen.
9 years ago
Donovan is a chick? And why fuck me? You a fan of that two bit hack that steals his material?
9 years ago
I think you have bi-polar. One week it's <3 Typical the next it's fuck you Typical.....creeeeepy.
9 years ago
Typical, calm down. Come and have a lie down in my basem... erm, relaxation chamber. It's just down these stairs...
9 years ago
^Jame Gumb
9 years ago
Is it like a spa? ::Doesn't see obvious trap and descends stairs::
9 years ago
Why dont you try this automatic massage table? Don't worry, my dear, the straps are there purely to stop you falling off it...
9 years ago
I have a spa. No stairs required.
9 years ago
Your spa is a chloroform lab.
9 years ago
When I was kid, if we wanted a jaccuzzi we had to fart in the tub.
9 years ago
And you guys could always bury her at sea.
9 years ago
Sumthing srsly wrong with white people
9 years ago
His tax dollars probly pay for your chicken and malt liquor, now shut up.
9 years ago
Hey Fries. Damn man, get a mangroomer for chrissakes....
9 years ago
i just use scissors it's far safer
9 years ago
I just use hydrochloric acid.
9 years ago
this is why osama bin laden tries to kill americans
9 years ago
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