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Rule #1 for murder

don't send texts messages

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by drumrave

submitted September 28th 2008

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Rule #1 for murder
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Dumbass doesn't even know how to cover up a murder... Pssshhh... That shit is too easy.
9 years ago
hmmm. was that taken with the new iphone?
9 years ago
it's that product placement phone from lg
9 years ago
You can see where it says "LG" on the phone you prick
9 years ago
it's the LG VU, I have that phone...but not the picture
9 years ago
LG stands for "Life's good".
9 years ago
Thanks for sharing that.
9 years ago
LG does NOT stand for "lifes good" actually. Life's Good is a trademarked clothing company. Dumb ass.
9 years ago
And you would know all about clothing, you fag.
9 years ago
LG does too stand for Life's Good.
9 years ago
Does not.
9 years ago
it stands for leftside goop
9 years ago
fact^
9 years ago
Hahaha.

No, that was lame.
9 years ago
Lame Geriatric^^
9 years ago
^like Gump
9 years ago
Lucky Goldstar
9 years ago
Left Gonad.
9 years ago
Lickable Gonorrhea
9 years ago
lifes good
9 years ago
in her case it stands for lucky girl
9 years ago
It actually does stand for 'Lucky Goldstar' like Hank said, you tits.
9 years ago
That's not who said it.
9 years ago
So it doesn't stand for Left Gonad? :(
9 years ago
Leper Gorilla
9 years ago
Hank is always right.
9 years ago
You mis-spelled "wrong"
9 years ago
'gay'
9 years ago
what's the story behind this?
9 years ago
just another illegal beaner.... enough said?
9 years ago
he killed her
9 years ago
i think they were brits... went on a hollyday to brazil killed her over some drug shit
9 years ago
Yeah. You can tell they're Brits from the spanish he's typing. Brits are spanish. Yep.
9 years ago
Its Portuguese you stupid fucks.
9 years ago
Her name was Cara Burke. She fell for a Brazilian drug dealer and, when she flew over, he dismembered her after an argument and sent the photos to his mates. He said it was like chopping up beef.
9 years ago
ya ..i dismember that
9 years ago
ka-bonk
9 years ago
NOT SPANISH PORTUGUESE like mamer said.
9 years ago
Yeah....we got the message.
9 years ago
Elchris was right, she was British and he was living in Britain.
9 years ago
Not a brit though
9 years ago
I think you'll find SPANISH is the primary language of Portugal. Of course, I'm never right though. :)
9 years ago
No you're not. It's Portugese
9 years ago
I think you'll find that CrustyHomo's parents were brother and sister.
9 years ago
Oh...so he's from Norfolk
9 years ago
I think, therefore I am. And I'm from Woolwich, Cornwall, and TN. I'm everywhere...and I'm gorgeous. Watch out. And, keep your girlfriends indoors.
9 years ago
boom, he was brazilian, living in brazil. she was a 17 year old brit wit a brazilian parent, went to live over there after meeting him on hols.
9 years ago
^ true. they covered this on the vice website, fucking awful but its real.
9 years ago
Spanish=/=Portugese >.>
9 years ago
Maybe I am naive, but is this real?
9 years ago
yes it is
9 years ago
Cara Marie Burke -> google
Sending those text messages is naive ...
9 years ago
That usage of the 'English' language is strangely familiar.....
9 years ago
This. is. just. crazy. man. we need. the doctor.
9 years ago
found this online:

A 31-year-old man killed his girlfriend on the Greek island of Santorini on Sunday, beheaded her, then fled in a patrol car, a local official said.

During the ensuing chase, the suspect was shot five times by police and ran over two women doctors who were riding a motorcycle before he was caught, the official said.

The suspect, Athanassios Arvanitis, a cook at a local restaurant, is undergoing surgery at an island hospital, said Chrysanthos Roussos, head of the Santorini district on the island.

Neighbors said that, following a heated argument, Arvanitis beheaded his girlfriend's dog with a butcher knife, then killed and beheaded the woman.


The victim, 25-year-old Adamantia Karkali, worked as a teacher at a local village, Angelos Roussos, the mayor of Thira, the island's main town, was quoted as saying by TV station Antenna. Angelos Roussos and Chrysanthos Roussos are not related.

Initially, Arvanitis roamed the village of Vourvoulos exhibiting Karkali's head, neighbors said. Townspeople said they locked themselves in their homes and called the police.

When a policeman tried to handcuff him, the suspect knifed the officer and flung the woman's head into a patrol car, Roussos said. The policeman was only slightly injured, police said.

Arvanitis then made off in a second patrol car and ran over the motorcycle before he was caught, Roussos said. One of the two doctors suffered multiple fractures, Roussos said. The other was uninjured.

As the police fired at Arvanitis to stop him, a stray bullet hit a woman bystander, injuring her slightly, police said.
9 years ago
SPAM SPAM SPAM!!! BAN BAN BAN
9 years ago
what are you talking about? this is the story to go along with the pic
9 years ago
Except for the bit about parading the head around and no mention of a text message or pictures
9 years ago
jizmaster0 ...best. avatar. ever.
9 years ago
how the fuck is that spam mamer you fucking douchebag
9 years ago
Wrong story but a pretty fucked up one at that. Wonder if there are any photos of that one?
9 years ago
have you ever been to santorini? it's total area is about 70 square km and divided in 3 islands. I would like to see a car chase on that island.
9 years ago
Would last all of 5 minutes.
9 years ago
That busy avatar is fucken tits bro.
9 years ago
Spleak Engrish?
9 years ago
Id put that down as spam. It was completely unrelated, regardless of the fact that some other bint had her head lobbed off.
9 years ago
This shit is hardly the story for this pic, but man, the story's fuckin hilarious.
9 years ago
not to mention that the guy in the story above was shot. this kid is smiling a little too much for someone that was shot 5 times. plus he's obviously not 31
9 years ago
i never read it oranje..still isn't spammy to me if the noob was just trying to paste the story
9 years ago
dik is right.
9 years ago
OI! Brainless! Get your own avatar or Ill lock you in a room with Bicho
9 years ago
aw, c'mon, it's screaming of my personality.please?
9 years ago
I think this was in Brazil. Doesn't matter though. The guys an idiot. His girl was pretty hot.
9 years ago
yeah the language didnt seem greek, but all the shit on the net said greece
9 years ago
Wrong story
9 years ago
It's either in
a. Portugal
b. Brazil
I don't speak Portuguese but I do know that it has a small mix of Spanish words and in the text message there's a few Spanish words.
9 years ago
Brazil
9 years ago
OK JUST TO CLARIFY. Yes it has some spanish like words but so does italian and french and english you dumb shit. They speak portuguese in brazil and portugal same language.
9 years ago
Spleak Engrish?
9 years ago
I know that you idiot, but I only mentioned those two countries cause the foreign language that was in text message was Portuguese you dumb fuck.
9 years ago
"ran over two women doctors who were riding a motorcycle". The imagery is pricless. Two dyke doctors riding off into the sunset together get hit by a speeding car with one of those dogs with the loose head that bops up and down in the back window. Very Pulp Fiction.
9 years ago
How the fuck?
9 years ago
too bad she has sever more dick sucking years in her...


what a waste.
9 years ago
Sever, haha.
9 years ago
you guys are all wrong... look at the tag name... it's about a turkish dude chopping up his british girl friend
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1497149.ece?#EMC-Bltn
9 years ago
Here's a better idea: how about you fuck off?
9 years ago
God damn, that news source website has the worst grammar ever, and doesn't tell the full story. What a piece of shit website.
9 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1040212/Pictured-Brazilian-lover-chopped-British-girl-like-beef-grins-takes-police-mutilated-remains.html
9 years ago
so i have that phone. its pretty good iphone rip. if snap post a nude ill post a picture of it.
9 years ago
Wow. A picture of a phone! Please post it!
9 years ago
Let this be a lesson to all white girls who get with other ethnicities.
9 years ago
:: classic ::
9 years ago
stop this "::" it doesn't make you cool so forget it
9 years ago
Gotta love how he puts "peace" at the end of the text message. Because we all know, that's all a murderer really wants.
9 years ago
what kinda idiots let a girl that lives in britain go on a blind date with some dude in brazil?
9 years ago
You know my motto...cornrows on head-guilty on all charges
9 years ago
What a waste of perfectly good vagina
4 years ago
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