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metal spiked pole up the ass

dude was drunk and got a pole logged up his rectum, if you look closely hes bleeding

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by cryax

submitted September 26th 2008

60 comments
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metal spiked pole up the ass
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comments (60)
Why?
9 years ago
Cause he's lucky. Fucker couldn't have landed ANYWHERE else.
9 years ago
hahahahahahaha
9 years ago
The guy got a spike through the ass and he's lucky?
9 years ago
Since when is the asshole located in the crotch region of the pants? That nailed his fuckin sack, hes not lucky.
9 years ago
It was sarcasm.
9 years ago
SPHINCTER PUCKER!!!
9 years ago
Oh yeah... i think i see the blood.
9 years ago
lol
9 years ago
I'm not seein it.
9 years ago
Me neither.
9 years ago
You guys are fucking blind.
9 years ago
Well, thats a pain in the ass.
9 years ago
What a waste of nice pants.
9 years ago
...the very pants I was returning!
9 years ago
...what is the deal with all these pants?!
9 years ago
Who's gonna be the poor bastard that has to clean that pole after they get him off it?
9 years ago
Women. All of em.
9 years ago
What about bending the pole back up?
9 years ago
It wouldnt be that bad of a sight to see the women try to bend it, together.
9 years ago
Not a good day.
9 years ago
Well, I accomplished this and didn't even need a spike.
9 years ago
You accomplish that every month
9 years ago
Haha. Someone's gonna have a buttache for a while...
9 years ago
speaking from experience then...
9 years ago
that dosent hurt
9 years ago
me Allen, thrust harder.
9 years ago
I remember something like this happening at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA a long time ago.
9 years ago
of course you do smerf
9 years ago
lol, "yeah I remember the time I went to watch MMA... I found a magic bean; immediately after planting it an almighty tree grew and sprouted car smellies and sour skittles and everyone cheered me and I was the king of the world"
9 years ago
Fuck, I didn't see it. I just remember it being on the news, and the guy won a Darwin award for it
9 years ago
I've never been to an MMA match, either.





The thing about the magic beans is true, though.
9 years ago
Having done some research, the story about the guy at the Gorge is an urban legend that still gets around
9 years ago
Nevermind, in my head it still happened. In a torture museum in Prague, they have these giant sharp pyramids which they used to torture people by sitting them on the end on...their orifices. And that one made everyone, confess anything, apparently.
9 years ago
those dockers failed the stain resistant test
9 years ago
cryax your descriptions are ridiculous...dude was drunk and this happened?.. wtf
9 years ago
sometimes i put some thought into my descriptions , sometimes i do it just all a matter of how i feel at the very moment dik
9 years ago
dont*
9 years ago
next time ill be more dexcriptive ill write a book if u want me to i dont care most people hardly read the descriptions anyways
9 years ago
better yet you could go eat some dog shit
9 years ago
sorry bro i dont want to be taking your profession
9 years ago
If you have to look closely to see blood, maybe you should have your eyes checked.
9 years ago
I read the news article related to this: apparently he was drunk, tried to rob a museum, obviously failed and slipped whilst trying to climb the fence in order to get away from the cops. Either that or it's some other poor bastard dressed the same who had the same misfortune.
9 years ago
Dead or alive?
9 years ago
I posted this with a better description.

long the lines of - Thief gets caught on fence after trying to rob a museum, being scared by the alarm and making a hash of his excape. He was found by some lorry driver who heard his whimpering.
9 years ago
*Yes, I didn't read mannynubs post before I posted that. Ahhhh well...
9 years ago
you didn't post it, you merely submitted it. and obviously you didn't submit it fast enough when the story came out
9 years ago
those damn fags! first a gerbil and now that??!
9 years ago
I'd like to see a pic of his face, he just maybe smiling.
9 years ago
feels good man!
9 years ago
either he was running 300 mph or that's one weak fence
9 years ago
Those fences work!
9 years ago
So, the grass is greener on the other side.
9 years ago
funny part is that he also landed on that electrical fence... hes getting electrocuted exactly where his ass wound is
9 years ago
That's why I wear Kevlar.
9 years ago
On your ass?
9 years ago
Look, there is ass milk everywhere.
9 years ago
I blame Mucho for the formulation of that comment.
9 years ago
I guess he ran over the fence and grabbed the tall fence from the jump. Probably got electrocuted or something and fell back.
9 years ago
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