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Hotness 101

I would gladly be teachers pet.

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by smerf

submitted September 25th 2008

64 comments
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Hotness 101
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comments (64)
teachers...boooiiinnggg!!
9 years ago
Hi there. I taught college courses for two years. Wanna hook up?
9 years ago
Hi there. I taught college courses for two years. Wanna hook up?
9 years ago
It wasn't even funny the first time.
9 years ago
maybe it was a technical echo...a techo
9 years ago
^another word created by dik..your welcome assfaces
9 years ago
Vocabulary now in double figures
9 years ago
pussyhands would gladly castrate himself as long as dik would agree to be his friend. dont be so pathetic man, makes me sick to see behaviour like that. im eating breakfast for fucks sake
9 years ago
the lameness reminds me of puffcocks. hes so terrified for 1rish he ended up leaving mucho
9 years ago
I have no idea what your talking aboot, I hate everyone equally on Mucho, including you fucknuckle. And Dik posted after my comment but you possibly didn't notice that because your breakfast includes huffing paint and smoking rock faggot.
9 years ago
whats a rock faggot?
9 years ago
Pussy, you should probably be hating him a little more than the rest of us. It's really the smart option.
9 years ago
what does it matter that dik posted a comment after yours? funny you wanna make me like the delutional one and its you who is talking nonsence. youve been rplying to all his comments all over the place or so it seems. chill pussy... chill dont be so desperate
9 years ago
You've gotta be kidding me...
On a side note if your in Med school I'm the president of MENSA.
9 years ago
vet school... a lot harder than med
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahaahaha...
9 years ago
"Intro To Am Lit...a lot harder than Advanced Quantum Mechanics"
9 years ago
OKAY! We all get it now smerf, your straight!
9 years ago
Skulky, you have no cause for complaint
9 years ago
I brought my pencil.
9 years ago
*crayon
9 years ago
*stick of charcoal
9 years ago
I forgot my supplies. I need detention.
9 years ago
Gimme something to write on man.
9 years ago
*bottle of white glue
9 years ago
I eat paste.
9 years ago
You misspelled dick.
9 years ago
I have a closet full of school supplies
9 years ago
Please give me the rubber cement. *snif*
9 years ago
Enough is enough, Captain
9 years ago
No zing for Pussyhead. It was too predictible.
9 years ago
Jamiee, come on! Party-pooper.
9 years ago
Hey. *looks around shiftily* You need paste, I got paste. $10.
9 years ago
I got these cheeseburgers right here....
9 years ago
She doesn't understand what she's writing.
9 years ago
Sorry, neither do I.
9 years ago
you're not supposed to yet.
9 years ago
this is what bootface wears under his navy pants
9 years ago
This is what I make you wear while you're out earning me money.
9 years ago
...then you wake and realize your late for your next john, and better hurry, or tyrone may have to choke a bitch
9 years ago
You're gonna have some serious blisters on your feet by the time I forgive you for that one. Keep it up and I'll rent your ass to Bootface, he's been asking for you.
9 years ago
still dreamin huh?
the bottom of my boots are gonna be waking that ass up real soon...
9 years ago
You niggaz don't know what the fuck your tokin aboot, you gotta burn a bitch w/ a lighter to make her hit the stroll.
9 years ago
Bring it, negro. I'll give you reality check.
9 years ago
No need to run, I said "reality" not "welfare".
9 years ago
zang!
9 years ago
ba dum dum tshh
9 years ago
Do you two need to get a room?
9 years ago
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
9 years ago
I have had some hottie teachers. Sadly, not right now.

Hottie lab tech, though. Sadly, she's married.
9 years ago
Sadly, there's a lot of sadness in your life.
9 years ago
so what if shes married, not like you're gonna fuck her husband too
9 years ago
Sadly, that's true.
9 years ago
I don't like to mess with other people marriages. Especially if they're newlyweds.

That being said, I hope I die an old man, having keeled over due to some massive, fatal aneurysm or sometimes while running away from an irate husband.
9 years ago
Uuuh, Miss? you dropped the chalk. Again.
9 years ago
LOL
9 years ago
hank´s probably use the same maid outfit on his lessons
9 years ago
I'd like to explore her Isosceles Triangle.
9 years ago
id prefer to fuck her.
9 years ago
^Got GED
9 years ago
I'd like to explore her pelvic angle
9 years ago
I'd like to strangle her until I got an erection, then take a dump on her tits and fart down her throat.
9 years ago
when exactly did you lose your edge?
9 years ago
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he would have involved the eraser at some point before. Probably the globe and the apple, as well.
9 years ago
recover password
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