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Bently

Compensation.

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by smerf

submitted September 24th 2008

68 comments
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Bently
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comments (68)
*cums*
9 years ago
Contrast to the picture: Ladies, guys driving Corrola have too big dicks. Right? LOL
9 years ago
Um...
A corrla? Is that what you drive?
Cause if so, I wouldnt fuck you.
9 years ago
man, I could have bought a 1962 Bentley for $15,000 (remember the car from the Grey Poupon commercials? - similar car). *sigh*
9 years ago
only problem is your a poot street-urchin
9 years ago
*poor
9 years ago
I dunno, I think "poot" works too
9 years ago
Grey poot?
9 years ago
Ok.
9 years ago
Ya, should have gone with "poot".
9 years ago
so? that is average price for that year bentley.
9 years ago
Way more than you charge to give out blowjobs in the alley.
9 years ago
poot :)
poot poot poot!
...good times...*sigh*
9 years ago
Well, the car did need about $10,000 in repair, cracked windshield, new paint, etc. but I'd say it would be worth about $60,000 if it got all that.
9 years ago
That doesn't look like any production line Bentley i've ever seen??
9 years ago
That's okay, my penis doesn't look like any production line penis you've ever seen.
9 years ago
Claude, can you get ANY tinier?
9 years ago
Claude, can you get ANY tinier?
9 years ago
wario, can you get any more repetitive?
9 years ago
wario, can you...oh never mind
9 years ago
bentley hunaudieres, look it up.
9 years ago
why ?
9 years ago
"For when your penis is too small, but you want to claim the guy who owns the car has a smaller penis than yours - but you cry because you know he doesn't"
9 years ago
They have to make themselves feel better about riding the bus with the rest of society's scum somehow.
9 years ago
Now we have this global warming bullshit so they can say they're doing it for the planet, instead of admitting they failed at life and none of them dreams will ever be realized.
9 years ago
Keep telling yourself that so you can continue to feel superior.
9 years ago
I don't think I've actually ridden a bus since I was 15...
9 years ago
Wait, I did ride buses in Mexico when I was there.
9 years ago
no wonder your so fat, dont you ever leave your house?
9 years ago
Every day. At least I have a house, though, and not a box next to a dumpster.
9 years ago
I have a house and a dumpster, bitches. I wish I had a homeless guy living next to it so he could chase away the Johos.
9 years ago
Everyone has a huge penis! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGE! Now shut up.
9 years ago
My hog is so big it has it's own agent.
9 years ago
I can stand of the roof of a 30 story building and touch the ground.
9 years ago
My cock is so large, you can only get a decent view of it from space.
9 years ago
...bar
9 years ago
My penis is so big cheeky could barely fit the whole thing in his mouth, but he eventually did it.
9 years ago
my penis is so big i have to wear XL underwear
9 years ago
They do XL in kid's sizes then?
9 years ago
My penis is only 2 inches...from the ground.
9 years ago
my cocks so big i wrap it around my neck in winter
9 years ago
Those body lines are unreal. Just think, in 50 years somebody's probably going to find one of these rusty in a barn somewhere and restore it. heh
9 years ago
except the average person will own a car like that bentley because of population reduction. hondas will be driven by upper class people.
9 years ago
Have you ever made any sense, exowhunu?
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
I bet he dreams of buying a shitybox honda when he turns 16 and being cool and getting all the squint-eye bitches like in the fast and the furious.
9 years ago
i drive a honda
9 years ago
I'm gonna get myself a Fiat 500
9 years ago
I have a skateboard.
9 years ago
glad you can't ride in the rain antipezi.
9 years ago
Sure he can.
9 years ago
There he goes, overtaking Fries' Fiat 500.
9 years ago
I would trade my huge penis in for a small one if I could have one of these.
9 years ago
whatever you say Toonces
9 years ago
"Toonces" in Mongolian means "Radioactive Sausage"
9 years ago
no, a person who drives a car like this is simply a wealthy person who likes nice cars. the ones compensating for a tiny penis are the assholes who cry for attention by riding loud-ass motorcycles.
9 years ago
Like Brembo66? Oh, NOW I get the humourless negative attitude that is Brembos trademark. Though, I think Sonny Barger would disagree.
9 years ago
^doesn't even have driverslicence
9 years ago
Honestly, what do you guys have against Harleys?

Actually, I think the true "I have a small penis" cars are 90% of ricers and most brightly colored pasta-rockets. There are others, of course, depending on how much money they have.
9 years ago
Don't forget about the big lifted "sorry about my dick" trucks.
9 years ago
Harleys are over priced and under engineered.
9 years ago
i have a rusted-out '79 Cadillac...
9 years ago
Smerf don't knock it till ya try it, a tricked out CBR is hard to beat when it comes to an adrenalin rush.
9 years ago
Meh, I've driven a Porsche before. Fun stuff, but sucks on gas mileage.
9 years ago
Oh, I don't know...a Bentley Arnage Final Edition makes a nice conversation piece.
9 years ago
good thing you spelled it Bently and not bentley lol
9 years ago
On purpose. Totally on purpose!
9 years ago
that's even uglier than it is expensive...
9 years ago
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