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Diddy doo

Hes steppin on real-estate thats worth more than him!

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by Asphalt

submitted September 24th 2008

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Diddy doo
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Hahaha, oh man, dik, he fucking stepped in it!
9 years ago
he should have hired another guy to step in it for him
9 years ago
He's just showing that he still has street cred.
9 years ago
With those shoes, he deserved it.
9 years ago
Whats the difference between a black man and dog shit?

Dog shit turns white and stops stinking after a few days.
9 years ago
You know the difference between a black man and snow tires?

Snow tires don't scream when you wrap chains around them.
9 years ago
Whats the difference between me and this comment?


I dunno...
9 years ago
lol! The dog shit turns "white" and this is how the black man is not the same as dog shit. We solute your effort at halting your evolution. It seems to be working. You're as dumb as shit.
9 years ago
Go "solute" your god of political correctness. You don't get minority points for defending niggers here... we're the guys who complain about lack of anchovies on street pizza and debate on what tubgirl did or did not have for her previous meal.
9 years ago
Unfunny racist jokes aren't funny.
9 years ago
How do you get a black man down from a tree?

Cut the rope
9 years ago
An Irishman walks into a bar with a huge pile of dog shit in his hand. He says "Hey guys, look what I almost stepped in!"
9 years ago
Hahaha!
9 years ago
those nigga jokes were hilarious. keep em coming.
9 years ago
The Irish joke was the best.
9 years ago
your all horribly racist, judging people by the color of their skin or their background.
9 years ago
Fuck off, bootface. You're worse than most of us.

What's the proper way to wink at a black man?
*mimes sighting through a rifle scope*
9 years ago
I usually tell that as a politician joke
9 years ago
well those nigger jokes werent too bad, but irish one got me laughing.
9 years ago
one for meximelt:
what do mexicans and cue-balls
have in common?

the harder you hit 'em, the more english you get out of 'em
9 years ago
Why did they call the Mexican midget "Paragraph"?

He was too short to be an essa.
9 years ago
i jes don gets it smurfsy...
9 years ago
"ese´" or essa...not quite a essay.
9 years ago
a priest, a rabbi, and an irishman walk into a bar...
bartender says:
"what is this, some kind of a joke?"
9 years ago
Diddy stepped in the shit, thus changing the original form it was in, and now he'll say it's some new shit he just made. Much like all the other work he's done with other people's fame.
9 years ago
^^ Accurate and funny.
9 years ago
hahaha ya
9 years ago
Yes. This is wit. Skank? Take notes please.
9 years ago
Yeah, that's fucking funny.

Crissy, fuck off. You haven't said one funny thing since your sorry ass showed up.
9 years ago
haha what a dumb shit
9 years ago
Why does this asshole keep changing his name?
9 years ago
The real question is why he keeps changing it from bad to worse.
9 years ago
Even a man with gold shoes can step in shit
9 years ago
he was probably going to burger king
9 years ago
^white castle
9 years ago
It's poop again!!
9 years ago
Don't put it out with yer boots Ted!
9 years ago
Don't tell me about my business Devil Woman.
9 years ago
He thought he was melting...
9 years ago
I'm no longer agnostic is all I'm saying.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
9 years ago
That's the kind of joke that weak, pussy white guys say.

Now we know.
9 years ago
Hank would never say that kinda joke, cuz hes a tough white guy, livin in the mean streets of tokyo, forgetting hes white at all.
9 years ago
I don't really think about being white too much. I'm just a "foriegner".

Also, I don't feel the need to fantasize about me beating other people up.
9 years ago
Dirty gaijin, good thing you dont fantasize about beating people up, because that would never happen.
9 years ago
It happens once every great while. Because I can defend myself, I don't need to fantasize about it.

People that always worry and think about fighting other people do that because they are afraid.
9 years ago
Im hank im a fighter, i took karate when i was a kid 30 years ago.
9 years ago
That shit is just dumb. We both know there is no way of proving one's toughness on the internet.

So, what the fuck are you going on about? You must think you are some kinda badass, otherwise you wouldn't be going on about it like a little girl.
9 years ago
It's more like ButtFace reckons himself tough.
9 years ago
I Reckon? Im not from the south, but you've said yourself you think southerners are all stupid. Thats not close minded at all, in fact thats really progressive, the kind of thinking that closes the dampers on racism, way to go.
9 years ago
youre a gringo to the japanese
9 years ago
You guys need to meet somewhere in the middle and fight this one out.
9 years ago
Hell we could meet in tokyo and end any problems, im just a ways north..got friends to the south anyway. We could even film it for muchos sake.
9 years ago
Does anyone here actually like Bootface? I'm bothered by the immense stupidity of every one of his posts. He seems to believe he's holding his own against Hank, but anyone with half a brain can see that's not true. He's grasping for whatever he can say, and it's coming out pretty fail.
9 years ago
All i will say is ive seen your drawings.
9 years ago
Bootface is all alone. Aallll aloooonnnnne, but he's so tough, it doesn't bother him.
9 years ago
Grasping for anything again. As if you can define me by that? I live in New York City, btw. Got something smart to say about that? There's nothing sadder than someone who thinks he getting some serious "burns," but no one agrees. You're the loser at parties that makes a shitload of racist jokes that makes everyone uncomfortable. And Bootface, nobody likes that guy. Nobody.
9 years ago
Im alone? maybe on mucho, which is fine. If i was surrounded by friends here id kill myself. Supra, define somebody by a drawing? Of course, what kind of loser piece of shit would draw mucho members. You live in NYC? Ok..? I dont care.
9 years ago
I bet Buttfuck was just beginning to feel accepted because he got to participate in flaming on someone the other day. Now he is realizing everyone still thinks he is a dumbshit.
9 years ago
Nah hes just not around, you fags are always around though.
9 years ago
Yep, he's gonna have to try harder to be accepted.
9 years ago
So you don't want to fit in, yet you keep posting here over and over with the same tired jokes? Certainly looks like you're looking for acceptance. It's easy to see why you're racist when you're so quick to define me. And I'm sure you do care that I live in NYC. You're more than likely make some stupid comment referencing it later just like how you make stupid comments all the time about Hank's location and wife.
9 years ago
He keeps a little pad next to his keyboard and takes notes so he'll have "ammo" later.
9 years ago
Your really sensitive about your down syndrome style drawings aren't you? I see your hanks butt buddy, when have i ever referenced posts about his wife or location? I live in japan too, i dont see how that would count. Dumbass
9 years ago
Buttface has fewer friends than a cannibal and less charisma than a bee sting. He might become a long term loser like ElPiss, but I suspect he'll pass on like all the rest....
9 years ago
Once again, grasping for whatever you can get. First of all, I didn't even mention anything about my drawings in the last post, yet you brought it up. I'm glad that little pad next to your keyboard is being used. Second of all, you're a complete moron if you don't even know when you mention his wife and location. Oh, wait. Living in Japan negates anything you've said that offensive to the Japs.
9 years ago
ElChris might be cooler than Bootface. He's a moron, and I'm pretty sure even he knows it. But Bootface thinks he's NOT a moron, and that's simply not true.
9 years ago
Tojos*, and Hank..i like the rhyme, you could be a rapper!
9 years ago
You are a pile of shit.
9 years ago
Whys that hank, because you cant think of anything clever to say?
9 years ago
i think/know that im a moron?? pfff hahaha. i know that im better in every way than every single one of you circus freaks
9 years ago
who is supraliminal btw?
9 years ago
I'll admit that I just skipped all of that, but did anyone point out that it should have been a reply?
9 years ago
Nobody wanted to point that out cuz CruelHomo would just type a 1000 word essay on how it wasn't a reply.
9 years ago
Haha^.
To whom or what was I supposed to be replying exactly? Now now smerf, don't tell me you are gonna force me to make you look dumb again - I thought you'd learnt since yesterday to not attempt to find flaws in my posts, because you tend to end up with egg on yer face.
I can see how you might assume that what I initially typed may appear like a reply of some kind to someone else, but it was purely off-the-cuff and me saying, 'There is a God.' Of course, a generic racist joke seemed appropriate for the closer. (How's yer d-d-d-dd double-posting issue going btw?)
@Supra - I think maybe calling Nips 'Japs' might be deemed offensive too. Of course, that is open to conjecture...
9 years ago
Possibly the entire thread full of jokes making fun of black people. Either way, last time I checked, you lost yesterday as well. In fact, you seem to lose every time, in every way. I suggest you lose at life.
9 years ago
bootface... didnt i destroy you enough yesterday? go home and heal your butthole
9 years ago
bootsy's gotta be a GI joe...
no other way that such a racist pig could exist after leaving the hillbilly hog farm for even a month or so...
is it that the japs actually look down on YOU (as a foreigner) that's set free your inner Nazi?

...sure wish our military had some sort of a psych profile that would weed out you sorry excuses...
...and us yanks sit here and wonder why "everyone seems to hate us now"...boots kinda explains that with every post
9 years ago
I was actually debating whether or not I was going to use the word "Japs." Decided it wasn't offensive. It's really the context. Like the word Jew.
9 years ago
I was considering the use of "Japs." I decided it wasn't racist. It's all a matter of context. Like the word "Jew."
I hope this isn't a double post, but I refreshed and it seemed my post didn't show up, so I'm retyping it.
9 years ago
@smerf. Ummm. No. You're a fucking dipshit that has been double-posting recently like a UPS nub on crack. Pretty sure 1rish1 could confirm you were indeed made to look like a pretty rotten anus yesterday with your foot-in-mouth attempts to correct me on things which needed no correction. Of course, then there's the thread with that crazy 'picnic' pic, and the thread where you deny climate change and state that we could all happily carry on living without trees as the algae in the world would provide us all with enough oxygen to get by with.
Do you need me to post the links to all your fucking insanely unintelligent posts, and kindergarten-level fuck ups?
You're just really, really bad dude. You're desperate to prove to everyone here that you're super smart, and are an 'authority' on things. Whereas, the blatant truth is that you're thicker than week-old mashed potato, call people 'noobs' when you continually make the most 'nubbish' of errors here (*Hint* when you post, just coz the lil spinny thing keeps spinning, it doesn't mean your post won't show up minutes later - so no need to double-post), and your double-act with this kojach retard the other night was just poetry in inertia.
In short, you have hereby lost cunt status, by simply being not good enough at anything at all.
9 years ago
Possum, that was a pretty good comment.
9 years ago
Now he can follow his footsteps back to his limo.
9 years ago
This shit's priceless.
9 years ago
Classic
9 years ago
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