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Asian Phone Book

Here are some names I found in the old Asian Phone Book. Probably some friends of Hank.

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by zxcv

submitted September 20th 2008

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Asian Phone Book
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9 years ago
smart.
9 years ago
When I used to work retail, one of the customers that came in was named Fuk Yu.
9 years ago
used to work with a middle aged lady named Fuk Fun Chan
9 years ago
There's a name in Vietnamese like this: Duong Phuc Duc
Don't laugh LOL
9 years ago
If you travel to Vietnam, don't be "surprised" if someone asks you: Can you give me some thousand "dong"? LOL
9 years ago
I work with a Man Ho. He was very descrete.
9 years ago
I know an Asian hooker named Fuk Mi.
9 years ago
I used to date a Fat Krak Ho. She was Korean I think.
9 years ago
This is as funny as what others think when they think that you think this is funny.
9 years ago
Am I right in thinking that you're thinking that folk on here actually think about thinking what people think?
9 years ago
If he thought that then he's just dumb....
9 years ago
Wei Tu Yung is my favorite Chinese dish.
9 years ago
Cream of sum yung guy is your favorite.
9 years ago
I heard it was the Pu Pu Platter w/ a side of Cream of Sum Yung Guy. and for some reason, he always starts off with a shot in the mouth of Saki-Saki.

STFU StankWimpAssRE-ply. Wei Tu Ghey is more your style puta.
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
Ah, the mole has stuck it's head out.

Nice to see you again, Nubs w/ Soy Sauce. What's your favorite dish, Kum Ahn Mai Chin? I heard when you go to a chinese restaurant, you forget your wallet on purpose, then offer to blow all the cooks and dishwashers as compensation. You get your meal, then dessert, too. Works out good for you, doesn't it?
9 years ago
Irish, you are going to lose all your street cred if you keep whammying poofs like Nubs here.

Don't you have any standards?
9 years ago
i wuz wondrin when rish and noobrex would hook up...
cool, bros - as long as you can bridge the generational and gender gaps ...who needs wimmin?
9 years ago
I have standards. I think its funny to get their hopes up. Kinda make them feel accepted before they eventually get run off.

Shut the fuck up, possum.
9 years ago
Wow, subtle strategy. I wouldn't expect that from you.
9 years ago
NoobSoySauce can fit 25 fortune cookies in his rectum without breaking any of them.

Confucious say: It belly stinky in here. Who turned out da right?
9 years ago
made me laugh again, hank
unfortunatly pooed my pants at the same time...
yeah - rish, you win, too...
at least until i get some clean undies on my ass - rite now i'm a bit preoccupied
9 years ago
pre-occupooed?
9 years ago
Dont go lying to the masses again DrankLimeAndSkeet, I dont go to Chinese restaurants so u fail. two, i never would have thought of that strategy of forgetting the wallet, so ur experiences and wisdom show there. 25 fortune cookies in the rectum? Totally random, but we all seen how you can fit 25 cocks in your rectum before starting to bleed HIV all over them...goatesie (sp?)motherfucker.
9 years ago
god so many battles hank. i'm impressed. btw. it sounds like a rush limbaugh cock fest in here with all the nick names.
9 years ago
Don't embarrass yourself with any replies as lame as that one was, KnobbySoySauce. Please, try harder.

9 years ago
I heard General Tso screams out Kung Pow! when NubsAndSauce chokes his chicken.

"Kung Poowwwwwww!!!!! Ooooohhh!! Honorable Mr. KnobSauce, I am pleasure to lecieve your selvices as Chief Chicken Choker. Belly good, lun along now.
9 years ago
[GOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGG]
9 years ago
[BOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGG] hit
9 years ago
I once knew a guy named zxcv who thought he was funny. Oh, wait, never mind
9 years ago
That comment begs a humorous impromptu limerick, but nothing rhymes with zxcv..
9 years ago
There once was a fella named zxcv,
Who attempted to create a missive,
He tried with no luck, his humor did suck,
So instead became quite submissive.
9 years ago
Howzat, Roland?
9 years ago
there once was a person named FatPat,
he once packed alot of fat onto his belly,
like he sucked it all in with each breath,
he breathed shit,
then he could'nt retrieve his balls after a hit gone bad,
now his balls are no more,
so morose forever,
and now he bores the whores.
9 years ago
beautiful fatpat just beautiful. can you imagine if fatpat used to freestyle like that
9 years ago
Pretty good Pat, let me try one..
9 years ago
Some bonehead named exojil ,
Commented crap to beat swill,
Deja and Yak,
Beat his ass with a bat,
And left his dumb ass with the bill.
9 years ago
sahk di ahss yu coung boi fahg
9 years ago
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