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One smart dog

It would be and absolute genius if it went back and let the rest out.

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by Magawd

submitted September 19th 2008

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comments (222)
stupid dog
9 years ago
look at the other dogs like WTF?!
9 years ago
how is this dog stupid? actually it's normal that dogs figure out how to open (unlocked) doors after a while, but climbing up a fence and going through the roof? that's pretty good...
9 years ago
Skulk is just jealous of the dog's intelligence.
9 years ago
Obviously skulk does not want to admit he would fail this test of natural selection.
9 years ago
skulk would have been formind conspiracies and alleigences and a bunch och other stuff that gets you somewhere without doing anything in captivity
9 years ago
This comment is for those of you that do actually have a heart on here. Wednesday my wife went in to the hospital for a heart operation. The operation was a success. They patched two hole that they had found when she had her stroke back in April. Unfortunatley, during the proceedure, she suffered another stroke. This time a massive stroke. Thursday, they performed a second surgery. This time to save her life. She lost 90% of the right side of her brain and it swelled so bad that it was applying pressure on her brain stem and so they removed about a quarter of her skull. A skullinectomy or strokenotomy or something, I don't know, I've talked to so many different doctors in the last four days that I don't know up from down. She's still in NICU and she's still not out of the danger zoon yet, but she's showing some signs of improvement, so they say. I haven't seen her move yet. The good news is, she's young and has a good chance of overcomming this although they're quite speculant that she'll ever move her left arm or leg again. For those of you that do believe in God, I'd appreciate it if you would say a prayer for her and keep her in your prayers so that she may get through this. Sorry to have ruined your night.
9 years ago
Hang in there, tool...
9 years ago
Shit, dude... I'll kick in a few words for her.
9 years ago
see
if u had 4 wives u wouldnt be sad now!
9 years ago
now say islam is bad!
idiot
9 years ago
iranian, I'd like you to pray to your God for her too.
9 years ago
toolman everything will be okay
9 years ago
Fuck you Iranian, You're such an asshole.
9 years ago
Best wishes.
9 years ago
Best wishes. I'll be in Pitt next Wednesday at US Steel. If you need anything let me know.
9 years ago
Only been here for a bit, but best of luck man.
9 years ago
i wish the best
9 years ago
She'll be in my prayers
9 years ago
you're among friends toolman...i really do wish you and her the best
9 years ago
i dont believe in god but ill think good thoughts and you get one "get out of trouble cause you said the word nigger free" card.


use it wisely my son
9 years ago
That's rough, man. Sorry to hear that. Prayers going out now.
9 years ago
I won't pray for your wife, but I will pray for iranian to get vaginal herpes.
9 years ago
they should have taken your wife instead of static major
9 years ago
jk tell her Micah says to get well soon. (yeah my fuckin name is micah)
9 years ago
that's depressing.
9 years ago
i hope the bitch dies
9 years ago
I'm sorry you feel that way Plantshit. I hope that you never have to feel the pain of seeing someone that you've made plans to live the rest of your life with lying in a hospital bed never knowing if you'll ever to feel the warmth of a hug from that person ever again. I'll pray for you Plantshit that oneday, you'll be able to overcome your hatrid towards women.
9 years ago
I apreciate everyone comments. I can't bring myself to comment to any of the other videos and I'm sorry Magawd for ruining your post. I've been home now since 11:30, I'm on at least my 10th 20 ounce beer now and I'm not getting buzzed nor am I getting tired and it's 3:30 now and I'm getting up tomorrow at 7:30 to spend another 14 hours at the hospital by my wife's side. I'm gonna try and go to bed now. Thanks everyone!!!
9 years ago
thats why i don't get a girl to spend the rest of my life with, because I fear that bad stuff like this will happen. Then if i really loved someone i wouldn't let them be with a bad person like me.
9 years ago
I hope things get better for you tool.
9 years ago
LOL!!! When did Mucho become Oprah?
9 years ago
night toolman...keep us posted....and plantshit seriously you're an asshole
9 years ago
you see you can´t face the pain , you just want to escape it. That´s why i escape before i can get hurt and live with pain all my life.
9 years ago
toolman email hank hankchinaskilovemonkey69@hotmail.com hank will forward it to me..
9 years ago
plantshit you should seriously consider psychiatric treatment
9 years ago
shut the fuck up plantshit you tit..you don't know shit about fuck all...fucking noob
9 years ago
as final i would like to say, you can only blame yourself , you made the choices and now you have to harvest what you have sow. Stop drink be a man and don´t drink to hide your feelings you fucking male chauvinist pig.
9 years ago
All the best mate, hope it all works out
9 years ago
drumrave, i don´t need to , i already know i have an IQ over +200.
9 years ago
Dik : apparently it looks like i do
9 years ago
holy shit plantshit you really know how to turn up the bullshit...fuckin sammi
9 years ago
holy shit there is no way you have an iq that high and if you did you would understand that no amount of intelligence prevents someone from being emotionally detached and having psychological disorders and you certainly proved that with the last comments you made
9 years ago
Done and done, toolman. Also I know some crazy creole bitches that are into vodoo, can anybody get a lock of plantshit's hair?
9 years ago
think that and don´t bother me anymore.
9 years ago
complete disregard for a humans life, talks about mutilating and torturing animals, makes sexist and downgrading remarks and feels the need to isolate yourself, if I didn't know any better I would swear you are a sociopath
9 years ago
i don't know which one is more sad , a dying women at a hospital. Or her husband at home drinking beer and seeking comfort from a bunch of retards from Muchosucko ! Ha ha its hard to not laugh . He even took the effort to find a submitting without any sex and shit...what an fucking loser haha ^^
9 years ago
so you don't consider plant being a psychopath? i always did...
9 years ago
says the man that at least eat a baby calf and ten chickens each week.
9 years ago
sociopath is like a psychopath romeo there are minor differences and plantshit I'm pretty sure toolman didn't just come on here seeking comfort, he has daughters also and he's been in the hospital 4 days. That is very exhausting and a wreak on your emotions knowing that your wife may not be the same and be in good physical shape. This is something you would never understand because apparently you cannot feel emotion, have no empathy and no one is close too you. If any thing your life is more sad then toolman's right now
9 years ago
you don't know the fuck you are talking about. How do you know that I don't have a thyroid problem or a lack of insulin to break down what I eat. All of you assume I am fat being I don't exercise and eat too much but there is a lot more to it then just that. It gets annoying to hear that shit but I can't convince any of you otherwise, and why should I? Maybe I'm not lazy on purpose or I have other things preventing me from being able to exercise but it's none of your damn business. Keep being an ignorant asshole and die alone by yourself, it shouldn't be too hard, you've gotten a good head start
9 years ago
what else did he come on here for ? No thanks, why would i like to be sad like this loser in the first place?
9 years ago
you almost sounds like an sociopath. I don´t care if its not my business.
9 years ago
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
^---you learn for yourself
9 years ago
Drumrave:just because you try to be a nice guy you will not get any girls anyway. If you are lucky you maybe get an ugly chick that just take you to get company because she didnt find anyone that loved her. Maybe its time for you to face fact.
9 years ago
Bad things happen to good people.

Yet, people still believe in a just god and they still believe their prayers will be answered.

There is no power in prayer. The doctors are your wife's only chance and I sincerely hope that that they can save her.
9 years ago
you so fucking stupid Hank
9 years ago
Oh, really?
9 years ago
Kinda late to state it, but best wishes toolman.
9 years ago
well she is young....i'll definately try and hit on her then!!!
9 years ago
Women come out of comas just to tell you to fuck off, Exo, you mental burp.
9 years ago
Plantshit- what a fucking moron. You realize that if you had a 200+ IQ you'd be up there with Einstein and Stephen Hawking, right? Bull. Shit. Plantshit, I have a strong suspicion you don't talk so tough in real life.
9 years ago
I agree and I would love to find out in real life...Toolman my step father with whom I am very close with went through this same ordeal 3 years ago...though he is not the same he is still here and enjoys the more simpler things in life as apposed to working and such but trust me when I say I know what your going through and it will get tougher before it gets better but exactly that it will get better....I believe there is power in praying so I will be calling in a favor from the BIG GUY UPSTAIRS on this one...you need anything man let me know SINCITY72002@aol.com....it's all good I got spam blocker lol keep your head up and be patient man what else can you do...Plantshit you attention whore I live in Clearwater FL. and would LOVE to meet you in person if your ever up for let me know I believe I already stated my email address fucking internet tough guy punk ass bitch!!!!
9 years ago
in real life im worse. You´re no match for me .
9 years ago
Morning everyone. Thanks again. Don't get bent out of shape over Planty, it seems he thrives on this shis so when you respond, it only benefits him so don't give in. It was just like when I first join here, everyone replied (first) on a post and everyone else got pissed, and I keep saying to just ignore them and they'll go away. And eventually they did.Plantshit and iranian can't hurt me right now because all my strnghth is with my wife now. If you ignore them, they'll go away. Well, it's 8;30 so I have to go now. I'll check back in about 11;30
9 years ago
All the best mojo I can muster to you and wife toolman.
9 years ago
Hope it all works out, wouldnt wish that shit on anyone :(
9 years ago
Toolman, I sincerely hope your wife comes through alright. I wish there was something I could do. Write again to keep us posted on her progress.
9 years ago
I hope she recovers quickly, bro.
And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the scrotum of Plantshit.
9 years ago
let me update you about the situation. I don't care about you , i don't care if you wifes die, I don't care if someone replies me, I don't care of a single ant of you bunch of retards. Yes you so strong, siting home in front om your computer getting drunk on beer and wants people to feel sorry for you because you bitch for a wife is soon dead. Ha ha you so average joe(ant) , this I haven't had so much fun since i posted the crack nigger video and had a big discussion with Anthank.
9 years ago
they are doing amazing things in medicine these days, toolman. stay positive.
9 years ago
yes may the fires of help devour me into the deepest abyss of hell . Getting ass fisted by the devil himself and get my flesh ripped off my body for all etherealness by red devils with tridents. Thats never going to happen, i will not die or feel great pain. I will be here with you and laugh at your misery.
9 years ago
i'm not a doctor but i'll have a look anyway..
9 years ago
whammy
9 years ago
*Ignoring plantshit*

I hope your wife pulls through ok toolman, take comfort from the fact that the medical staff will be doing the best they can for her. Stay strong, keep the kids positive and look forward to bringing her home.
9 years ago
Antshit wants to get assfisted by the devil.
9 years ago
wish the best for ur wife Tool!
9 years ago
no i dont, but im sure the imagination of assfisting by the devil cross your mind several times per day
9 years ago
You brought it up.
9 years ago
toolman, i dont believe in god and therefore it doesnt make sense to me to pray, all i can do is to tell you to be strong, and tell her to be strong, i hope she will be fine,

plantshit my friend,
leave these stupid americans alone,
they dont understand you, fuck them
9 years ago
but this time marry 2 or more women at once,
its good in many ways!
seriously, the prophet of Allah (puhb) knew some thing.............
9 years ago
its okey i know the truth
9 years ago
too bad you live in that shitty 3rd world country, shed might get some decent medical assitance elsewhere
9 years ago
I hope the both of you stupid motherfuckers get permabanned.
9 years ago
i know eh?
i am really sorry for those American living in that shithole with no health insurance and stupid doctors,
thanks god........errrr fuck god, thanks something i dont live there!
fucking hate those 3rd world countries!
9 years ago
is she dead yet?
9 years ago
Okay, so we've crossed a line here. Regardless of the slap-fights that go on here, a bro reached out, and it became pretty clear which ones of us have truly black souls. Small surprise one's a displaced persian and the other's from the land of professional alcoholics. Hang in there Tool. -Don't hesitate to look for other medical options either. I live near DC; I know Johns Hopkins has some of the best neurologists in the country.
9 years ago
Don't really know you toolman, but you have my best wishes dude.

Plantshit - you are a truly pathetic, snivelling wreck of a human being - clearly got fucked in the ass by your dad every day of your childhood while your mom stood helplessly by. Now you're angry at the world, and are a flaccid excuse for human life that sits in a dark basement watching Silence of the Lambs and Se7en trying so very hard to get 'into character', with deluded pretentions of ever even having the balls to attempt to become a serial killer's 'best pal'. 200+ IQ pwahahaharrr. It's clear to anyone that you have less than half that figure. You will die a very long and painful death...and when it comes every one of your 1st grade, pathetic comments here designed to make you look anything other than an illiterate accident from a split condom will come back and penetrate your asshole like tiny rods of undiluted acid. 200+ IQ, and still unable to form comprehensible English sentences. Fucking insecure little boy.

And iranian? Truly hope you are from that piece of shit country. And I hope you'll enjoy it when the US and/or UK (and their allies) decide to level your worthless excuse of a nation. Fucking ignorant cunts that don't even understand their own religion and use it as an excuse to try to terrorise the rest of the world. You're just another dry piece of shit blowing away in the winds of time...and the last words you will ever hear are 'booo-yah' as a US marine blows your tiny brain out, or a good ole Brit snaps your neck with a 'cheerio fucker'. What a total douche. Will take more than Allah to save your worthless ass. Enjoy!
9 years ago
At this late in the game, there's not a whole lot a neurologist can do. 90% of the right side is gone, he said, and neural tissue doesn't recover well, if at all.
9 years ago
smerf- the one thing that might be encouraging to him is that the human brain is amazing at being able to compensate for parts that are functioning incorrectly. A lot of people make nearly 100% recoveries from a stroke because the rest of their brain works harder to make up for the parts that were effected. I worked with a gal that had a stroke at 28. She was incapacitated for about six months, but a year later you'd never know she had a stroke. So, tools situation isn't hopeless. The guys sounds like he's showing an enormous amount of strength on this. Good for him.
9 years ago
she´s dead soon, its hilarious i can´t wait for Toolman to come and make his cry story for us.
9 years ago
you're already dead inside, I hope you cry
9 years ago
CruelHM: not really, my parents where great. I start experience life (see,hear and think) when i was like 4-5 years years old. First it was all dark , then i was standing on a playground, quite fascinating i think. I continue my life like everyone else, playing games ,then school, more school . The years passed and i changed, i always think different from others. I was the superior one in strength and mind. I trained most of my life with great success, I hunted , then i got the house and find this site. Thats my life.
9 years ago
Drumrave: i don´t cry, i feel great. But i miss love sometimes, but i guess that will fade away soon like the rest.
9 years ago
You got your house and found this site. When you realized you were all alone and no one liked you, you cried like the little 4-year old you are for attention. See that's what you sound like- a little kid that's acting like a jerk because even getting slapped is better than no attention at all.
9 years ago
I can't wait for Yak and Deja to get back from whatever they are doing so we don't have to deal with your shit headed ramblings any further.
9 years ago
haha...Claude wins with the 'land of professional alcoholics'.

For what it's worth, I also worked with a guy that had a severe stroke. Had to relearn to walk and everything, but did it and if you didn't know him, you'd never know he even had a stroke.
9 years ago
i don´t feel or consider myself to be alone. Whenever i feel to be with someone i just pack my things and leave, its a great life.
9 years ago
i love Plantshit,
i believe he will be the great leader of all times one day,
good luck planti
9 years ago
Everything! Ha ha she will not even been available to talk , she will even know who toolman is , she will not love if when she wake up. Then the failure going to try to make her love him . She will be like an adult retard for years, she has to relearn everything AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
9 years ago
cruelHm
what do u get pissed?
you hope they invade my country because i just asked if she died?
i was just curious man,
but anyway who cares if she dies?
one less yankee, there is 360,000 more of you!
9 years ago
fuck
360,000,000
sorry, my math..........
9 years ago
thanks , i hope i will get a leader and lead the human race to its destiny.
9 years ago
are we gonna kill all the arabs, blacks, asians,(asians are smart, but ugly, i dont know, u decide)
ohh and jews,
if so, consider me a faithful commander in your army.
Hail Plantshit,
*raises his right hand
9 years ago
is she dead yet tool?
9 years ago
fuck man come on
9 years ago
whoa serious shit goin on over here, Tooldude I don't pray but my thoughts are with you
9 years ago
kill everyone is a good start
9 years ago
You two would struggle to run a bath, never mind the world.

Apart from that, you can both drop the 'hardman' shit cuz we all know that if was somebody you loved that was seriously ill, you be crying like babies right now.
9 years ago
Fugs : No i wouldn't, I only care about myself .
9 years ago
i guess that's a way to get attention..if it's funny it's one thing..but man you guys eat shit
9 years ago
toolman, good luck man. Thoughts are with you.

once again, elpiss and plantshit prove their absolute stupidity.

drumrave, no one cares why you're fat.
9 years ago
In that case, I really hope you finr yourself in a situation where you're desperate for help and everybody says "fuck you, I don't care enough to help you."
9 years ago
what took you so long 1rish1? I thought you could use the computers all the time at the madhouse!. How are you? Still got an one inch penis?
9 years ago
it will never happen fugcrack im no an ant
9 years ago
Best wishes for you and your lady toolman... I'm not a fan of god so much.. but I will say a prayer to the essence of Mr. Zappa for her.... Which is just as good, if not better, in my book...
9 years ago
maybe you should pray for the thousand of children thats is dying each day too? I thought you people where good hearted and care, but it only seam you care about the people next to you. Antlogic has failed again haaha
9 years ago
they dont care about Iraqi kids died because of American sanctions, because the dictator THEY put on power in Iraq didnt like them!
they dont care about Iraqi or Afghan ppl getting killed or even worse torture killed because of the chaos they are responsible for,
but then suddenly they all get sweet, soft hearted people when some idiot says his old wife is dying in hospital and pray for her!
fucking hate these ppl
9 years ago
I'll ask Zappa to show mercy on your soul planty....
9 years ago
omg, i cant believe i said all those bad bad things,
i am sorry guys,
i will pray for her tonight and i hope she lives 120 years
9 years ago
ahhhh too late,
she is already dead,
keep your prayers guys
9 years ago
typical ant behavior
9 years ago
there are no souls , how much is mercy in USD?
9 years ago
The people on here have nothing to do with what goes on in your stupid hot-headed jihad countries, nor can we fix the starving nations problem, but we can offer some moral support and sympathy to someone on here who many regard as a friend.
You two however, can go fuck yourelves into oblivion, safe in the knowledge that not one of the 'normal' guys here gives a fuck.
9 years ago
Jim, there's an incredibly huge difference between "stroke" and "90% of the brain is toast"
9 years ago
*of that side of the brain
9 years ago
Call me crazy, but I don't believe Iranian actually lives in Iran.
9 years ago
I thought he lived in Canadaland.
9 years ago
i dont any thing to do with what that fucking Iranian fanatic muslim government (which again US and British are responsible for them to come on power,(i have reasons to prove that)) does or say either, but i always face anti-Iranian racist,
so...........fuck you
9 years ago
Canadia*
9 years ago
he means Canada
9 years ago
Hmmm, I wonder why you get anti-Iranian comments... iranian?
9 years ago
no i started to become an asshole recently, i was very nice before,
i swear to my left nut
9 years ago
i f you want i kill plantsiht. i already am heres to do so. u say words, he dies.
who awants a dead plansthis? i am here for him arigonally. yopu people banned me and fightr me. and i just want his head.
this is fucked up times for toolbelt and i am sad. life is unfair at times. but plkantshit is a nagger. and fuck the sand niggers to.
9 years ago
i got 5 bucks to throw down for ordering a hit out on planty.. who else is pitching in on this?
9 years ago
Really sorry to hear about that toolman. I'll wish you and you're wife some good luck
9 years ago
i could find hims easy. i have excelent tracking abilties. he stands no chance. i would rlike euros over USD. better exchaenge. but any money is thanked and helpsful. give me one week after you get money hear.
9 years ago
Kalevantie 39 20520 TURKU Finland.
Send money there. and you will not have plantshits. if i get no money though its ok. i still do it as act of good faith for muchosuckoland people. show you knot to banned me anymore.
9 years ago
Lol... thats wonderful Bane... sending the package your way.. non-consecutive, unmarked bills...
9 years ago
bane=plantshit
9 years ago
no way
9 years ago
thats giving ol' planty too much credit.... he's not that bright.
9 years ago
I'm sorry to hear that toolman. My thoughts go out to you and your family.
9 years ago
Antshit can barelsy handle wiping his own ass. he is busy selling his body to russians porn movie makers. he has the aids im sure.
besides i said i dont need the omoneys. its ok if no money comes to me. i will still ends him if everyone wants it. possum is next for insultings me with plantshits name.
9 years ago
Smerf, his was not quite as severe, but he lose about 1/4 of his total brain.
9 years ago
Nah, I was talking to JimJones. The human brain can compensate for a lot, but don't expect it too come anywhere close to normal after 90% of a side.
9 years ago
Agreed. It is a remarkable thing, but hopefully she can recover a bit to lead somewhat of a normal existence.
9 years ago
smerf- there have been people that have had tumors removed along with 75% of their brain and had full recoveries (albeit with a lot of therapy). Don't rule it out- especially not for the sake of toolman.
9 years ago
If you guys just stop paying any attention or planty, and iranian, they will stop.

drumstick, I try to bust your balls... and fail miserably.. I was fat as fuck when I was a kid, if itl make you stop whining about being made fun of when one of our e-friends significant other is lying on a hospital bed; I will go find some old pics of me as a fat child. trust me, I was about 150 in 5th grade I think.

when I started frequenting mucho again, I always loved seeing comments from tool, dik, hank, and the rest of the 'higher-ups'.
my friends mom has had more than one stroke, and when I first met her about 3 years ago, she couldn't even tell me that she had had a stroke, her husband had to explain it to me, but shes a totally different person now. I don't pray really, but I can look up at the sky and say a few good words, theres got to be some sort of higher power...
9 years ago
Ignore the hecklers guys, they will stop if you do.

my friends mom had a stroke, when i met her she was terrible, and now shes damn near fine.

i consider you a friend tool, alekswap@yahoo.com: if you need anything.

my thoughts go out to you and your family.
9 years ago
fuck, didnt think the first one posted, oh well, you can just not read the first one...
9 years ago
There doesn't have to be any sort of higher power.
9 years ago
God morning ants, the warm sun rise from the stack.
9 years ago
Toolman, sorry to hear about your missus, goodluck.
9 years ago
I hope all the best for your wife, the kids, and you. Keep up the courage. Recovering from a stroke is difficult and sometimes never complete but I am sure after some time you're lives will be somewhat back to normal. Take your time but know that there are a lot of mucho lovers waiting for you to get back here with your comments and step-daughter jokes.
9 years ago
If I ever see plantshit or Iranian in person I am going to skull fuck them with a dewalt hammerdrill.
9 years ago
I am sorry i have not been paying attention, my thought go to your wife, toolman.
9 years ago
holyshit that got some replies....hang in there, i will pray for you tonight, but if things don't go the way you want don't become bitter, we all feel for you
9 years ago
toolman, seriously, please send me an adress that I can send flowers to my e-mail is dustinthewind84@yahoo.com
9 years ago
actually drumrave and plantshit need to e-mail me because they obviously need to express other issues, leave this man with what he needs....he needs to see that other people out there cares
9 years ago
you see you can´t face the pain , you just want to escape it. That´s why i escape before i can get hurt and live with pain all my life.
9 years ago
living in a cage actually isn't painful at all... :P
9 years ago
Wow! you really got be there romeo
9 years ago
How's that +200 IQ working out for you?
9 years ago
more or less
9 years ago
Exactly.
9 years ago
wow plant shit. you win the award for being the biggest asshole award.
butt you would enjoy that. sooo ill just say fuck you.
9 years ago
and i hope you get an STD
9 years ago
thanks am I allowed access to your ant wooden tree house club now ?
9 years ago
No, but you're allowed access to an ESL 101 course at any local community college of your choosing.
9 years ago
No bars allouwed.
9 years ago
Plantshit- for someone who "doesn't care what you think", you sure are acting like the fucking EMPEROR of all trolls. I've never seen such an obvious cry for attention in my life.
9 years ago
you are cant read peoples mind for a shit, you are the worst mind reader i ever come across.
9 years ago
"Mind reader"?!?!?!? Hahahahaha.... you don't even know what to call an analysis... and you think you're some kind of genius. Anyone with a degree from a community college could analyze your issues.
9 years ago
fuck you retard
9 years ago
OMG, i cant believe i said those bad bad things,
i am sorry tool
i will pray tonight for her,
my good thoughts are with you my man
9 years ago
are you drunk?
9 years ago
Are you shittin me iranian..?? You should fuck off in a big way.. and btw, everyone knows you are really a white, 13 year old, bigoted piece of shit from Alabama.... logging on to Mucho from your parents basement... Alright!?
9 years ago
tool, sorry for you and your wife...and yeah, most us can put aside our usual BS when we need to...i lost most of my "faith" after losing my wife...but if there IS a god i hope he is watching over you both right now...last night i actually put out a post wondering about you, and JamesT replied, etc - look up those posts, might make you feel better to know we were thinking about you...
i know i'm a noob, but in my short time here i've already figured out that you're one of the "good guys"...ignore plantbane, and count the number of suppotive posts!
9 years ago
shut the fuck up, possum
9 years ago
LOL!^
9 years ago
thanks rish
9 years ago
Hope she gets better...
Keep us posted
9 years ago
I lost my faith years ago as well, tool, but I do hope your wife recovers. Hang in there, my friend-it's never over till it's over.
9 years ago
Not a religious man myself Tooly, but fuck it I'll pray to whoever's listening that it all works out ok.
9 years ago
Apparently the dogs let themself out, thats who!
I'm glad that song has been solved once and for all.
9 years ago
Hah!
9 years ago
oh very good filsdadum
9 years ago
Thanks jimilames
9 years ago
Magawd , the dog that got out showed skill and agility. He is smart. The other dog should have been watching the way to do it.
9 years ago
natural selection at work. he's the smartest one and he will pass those smarter genes to another dog after he escapes and gets some pussy.
9 years ago
This is serious, and this is long, but PLEASE read (anybody with any soul and morals). This site is a great example of freedom of speech among other things, but even that freedom must have limits placed upon it. Plantshit, and Iranian have crossed this line imho, and 100% need to be banished from this site. This 'ant' bollocks that plantshit goes on about all the time - a pitiful attempt to denigrate the character strength, individuality, and free-thought of people using this site - is nothing more than a childish, derisory attempt to place his laughable self in a position of feigned superiority to other users here. The biggest joke? This piece of shit is HIMSELF the biggest ANT of all. A miserbale, pathetic creature. Afraid of loving another human and being loved in return, for fear of that love being taken one way or another. Afraid, afraid, afraid - that's all I hear from this ridiculous half-literate's attempts to prove to all of us he's so special. And Iranian? Just your basic angry dumbass cunt from an oppressive, anachronistic, totalitarian nation that will soon fall to the pages of history. But now on to my main point: democracy is important - even here...
I would like to put it to the vote to have both these sacks of shit permanently banned from here. I may not be the longest-serving member of this site or particularly active...but my sentiment is real, and genuine...and I hope all those of you who are still human inside will reply with the simple word 'BAN' to move these cunts on elsewhere...or 'KEEP' if you want to rub shoulders with them some more. Then, up to Yak to see democracy in action. And Tool...hope you're doing okay man.
9 years ago
Plantshit seems to be the favorite scapegoat on this site... And I have usually got a kick out of his input. My personal moral "limits" are pretty fucking loose... But I am going to have to agree with Cruella on this one.. Planty crossed the line, and now he must die.

BAN
9 years ago
...I probably didn't lay this out to smart, what with my rambling...but BAN is to get rid of both the aformentioned scumsacks...but I guess if you choose to keep one and not the other it would make sense to clarify that. And, I'm pretty broad-minded too (we all have to be here right?), and even found plantshit randomly amusing at times...but this was just too much.
BAN
9 years ago
well if we got some sort of official vote to get him out...maybe. MAKE IT OFFICIAL YAK!!!
9 years ago
There should be a Ban List with names and lengths of ban. Maybe whenever a user is brought up for bannage have a poll on the front page or something. Fuck if I know. Ban postal while we're at it.
9 years ago
I feel these are exceptional cicumstances. From all the threads I've seen here over the years - these two cunts have genuinely gone too far. Did I make my concept too hard or something you stupid hot tampon dogs?
9 years ago
but just dont forget tool in all this - if we get totally sidetracked plant-bashing then that fucker "wins" in a way...
- dont send money to bane...
send it to tool
9 years ago
why ban me? i know the rules you queef
9 years ago
why ban anyone, the only people that should be banned is assholes who say first on every post
9 years ago
Man-Law?
9 years ago
Oh yeah, I can see how typing 'first' compares with what these two undeserving-of-life cocksuckers typed. Get off my thread you fucking stupid, saggy-titted moron - I can see why people can't stand you now. Useless puke.
9 years ago
Last time I checked Drumrave is alot more tolerable than your hermaphrodite self. Get to fucking off anytime, cuntchops.
9 years ago
cruel as much as you hate to hear this, either complete freedom of speech or none. As much as plantshit is a foul ignoramus he still has the right to say what he wants, weather or not you like it
9 years ago
also why is it okay for you to wish death on them but when they do it they should be banned, do I smell a double standard? Maybe you should be banned
9 years ago
...no, that's your own underarm body odour your smelling you stupid piece of used toilet paper. A few little things like common sense, discretion, decency, sensitivity, propriety, practicability, and logic set my remarks to those two saddos apart from their comments. No double standard here, puke. Just your double-wide rear end. Everything has its limits...and it seems clear most people here share my belief that those two losers crossed the line. Now fuck off already - your presence offends me. Go take your little faggot sidekick GimmieAFreshTittyWankPleaseCumslave with you.
9 years ago
Take your pissed in Cheerios and get the fuck out noobcunt. Atleast Plantshit and Iranian seem to have an agenda when they flame. You're just assbackwards and completely pointless.

I'll take CruelHerMaphrodite for the Ban please.
9 years ago
It doesn't matter if they crossed it or not. The people who felt that they crossed the line made it clear but the fact remains the same, you as well wished death on them, which puts you in the same boat. If they get banned then everyone else that wrote that plantshit and iranian should die should be banned as well. Seeing as how I did and you did and most everyone else that "agrees" with you did. They were not the only 2 that crossed any "lines"
9 years ago
toolman? woke up from the beers yet? any new news on the wife?...anybody here heard anything from tool?
9 years ago
Once again Cumslave's moronic powers of reasoning shine through. Yeah sorry, I'm a total pinko commie bastard for wanting two absolute lowlifes to get banned for saying absolutely inexcusable things to a guy who I am sure is utterly devastated, and needing a few positive words right now. He chose to speak here, because clearly he feels he has some good friends who can offer him impartial support right now. And clearly, he does have a lot of friends here. I'm glad for him on that one. What he didn't need, and didn't deserve was for ANY FUCKER here to say the things to him those two did.
Does your dumbass need me to underscore the obvious main reason why what I and others said to the two scumbags differs from what they said to Tool? Something to do with the fact that his wife is indeed very unwell right now...and those two wishing death on her, and constantly checking if she is still alive goes BEYOND free speech moron. It was just out and out sick shit. Anyone here who seriously adheres to your 'free speech' argument on this one is lying to themselves. I don't think most people around here are as short-sighted, and retarded to honestly buy that one fatass. At least, I seriously hope they're not. Those two weren't exercising free speech - they were just being ill-mouthed, evil cunts. Big difference buddy. Big difference.
9 years ago
I'm not your buddy and you obviously keep missing my point. As horribly mean things they said what makes it right for them to get banned but what makes it okay for you to say "And I hope you'll enjoy it when the US and/or UK (and their allies) decide to level your worthless excuse of a nation," and "You will die a very long and painful death"? You shouldn't be mad at me because I find the flaw in your argument, get the fuck off you high horse or gtfo
9 years ago
I stopped reading at "CruelHM says:"
9 years ago
you only missed an illogical excuse of an argument, he's seriously pissed because I didn't agree with him.
9 years ago
Shit, why don't you two finish up your mutual cock munching already? What a disturbing double-act you dweebs make. Two words make anything I said very different you dumb fuck - CONTEXT and TIMING. Damn, it's like explaining trig to a toddler or something. Is Plantshit very ill right now, or likely to become so in the very near future? Hmmm, we can't be certain, but it seems not. Is Iranian even in Iran, and is his beloved country under any realistic imminent risk of being levelled any time soon? Hmmm...again, we cannot be certain, but it seems unlikely. Hence, my comments, and the comments of others were not based in reality...and at best were vague wishes. Plant and iranian's comments were sick, evil, and without doubt have caused distress and harm to a fellow Muchoer who deserves a bit of respect and support right now. Their comments to him were based in reality - tangible. BIIIIG difference. My point is as clear to see as your FF cup. Now, as much as I'd love to stick around for you and your girlfriend Freshie to continue to call me a noob, and attempt to one-up me, I have to sleep now, as I have a career and life in the real world to attend to in the early morning. Take care...sincerely.
9 years ago
jesus I'm tired of reading your long ass ramblings. I quit you can have it you win let's limit what can and can't be said
9 years ago
I find it funny when someone ends with something along the lines of "I have to sleep now, as I have a career and life in the real world to attend to..."
So do I but you don't see me telling everyone and their fucking uncle.
Nice job cunt. I'm sure you have a "career" (at McDonalds, nice glass ceiling) and I'm sure you have a "life" (surfing the interwebs and talking shit while thumbing through your thesaurus and using big words). Nobody buys your bullshit faggot, sell it elsewhere.
9 years ago
Cruella?
remember that "toolman" guy?
quit spouting venom
...tool dont care what plant and iran might say right now
Or you
or drums
or possum

9 years ago
Hey toolman, this is late, and I know I am "NEW" here but, my prayers go out to you and your family.
9 years ago
I haven't crossed any lines lately.
9 years ago
It's ok to show smashed bodies of dead kids in the street on this site but a few words from someone you'll never meet upsets you all? Fuck off! This aint Match.com if you can't take it, leave. Yeah Plantshit's a cunt but so are you and if you were to show this site to your wives and mothers they'd think you were a cunt to for logging on.
9 years ago
i'm single
9 years ago
Ya chin's not.
9 years ago
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