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To the guy she met

I know none of us would ever do a thing like that.

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by Mako

submitted September 18th 2008

39 comments
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To the guy she met
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comments (39)
Well what did she think I meant?
9 years ago
thank god she didnt mention her dog!!!wheww
9 years ago
You took that too?
9 years ago
i took its virginity!
9 years ago
Nicely done Irish.
9 years ago
Hahahaha, that's why he was away for a little.
9 years ago
He would have puked.
9 years ago
and HE would've fucked the dog
9 years ago
Pimpin ain't easy, I just make it look that way.
9 years ago
Denton whores. LOL
9 years ago
hahaha...now thats a lady's man right there
9 years ago
if those are the sweetest words you've ever heard then you need to get back to the trailer park
9 years ago
ahh yes, memories..:::sigh::: my first date.
9 years ago
Sir, whoever you are... I salute you!
9 years ago
They should make this one of those Budweiser "ode to" radio spots.
9 years ago
I always wonder what those girls think! Have one drink after the other, let the guy pay, make him hot and then tell him "i am not ready to ..." ... WHAT? Cheers mate!
9 years ago
Any retard that falls for the "let's just cuddle" line deserves what she gets...although he should have thrown up in her freezer too.
9 years ago
He should have cum in her milk
9 years ago
shoulda shit in the kettle (they never notice till it's too late)
9 years ago
She deserved it.
9 years ago
I did something similar once.
9 years ago
Let a guy sleep over your house to find cum in your eye lashes?
9 years ago
I know I've read this before, but eh... whatever...
9 years ago
Ooo, beer shits on the bathroom floor? Thats rough... quite literally...
9 years ago
She keeps saying "in the floor" when it clearly should say "on the floor"
9 years ago
good eye i noticed that too
9 years ago
Man of the year, right there.
9 years ago
what she didnt know, i also pissed on her toothbrush- fuck i like to piss on bitches toothbrushes
9 years ago
bitch got drunnk passed out and he head his buddies come over and gang bang her...the shit on the floor was prob hersaither or after b4 they fucked her ass...
9 years ago
lol bitch got "Pwned Owned & 2toned!!"
9 years ago
Just like yourself in the "joint".
9 years ago
definately a mucho regular did this number on that girl......wait a minute, no mucho regular could ever get into bed with a gorgeous tanned woman.
9 years ago
elwanko finally had a girlfriend
9 years ago
never...
9 years ago
I'm pretty sure she could've used the dried cum as evidence and had it tested for DNA.
9 years ago
Most bitches woulda called the popo instead of going to Craig's List. Ah Craig, you attract the best...
9 years ago
Which kinda makes me think this is actually fake.
9 years ago
Everything on the internet is real.
9 years ago
Obviously...
9 years ago
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