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Did you steal my plants?!

"It took me a year to grow those lilies into full bloom, and you're gonna try and take 'em, just like that???"

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by ADAT

submitted September 17th 2008

64 comments
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comments (64)
i like angry whiteboys
9 years ago
I bet you tell your boyfriend that when hes ramming you from behind
9 years ago
you tell me too
9 years ago
thats right bitch do what you're told!
9 years ago
^ 2 guys
9 years ago
correction: two gay guys copulating
9 years ago
hey my friend got his plant stoln. i bet he took it. bastard. HE TOLE MY PWANT
9 years ago
I stole your fucking plant you fucking retard!
9 years ago
cue banjo music
9 years ago
Dayum you billy bob!
9 years ago
i lov'd that plant man! lika sister, all secktual-like.
9 years ago
She made me french fried taters, MMHMM.
9 years ago
Whadja keel Jessie fer?
9 years ago
Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pickup truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a hearse. Ill be sitting here, waiting on ya
9 years ago
Reminds me of some cousins of mine
9 years ago
Bad genes?
9 years ago
IDK but my mom's whole side of teh family are rednecks. I learned how to enunciate.
9 years ago
It's alright, one side of my family is very fond of trailers. We don't talk to them. They caught the crazy a long time ago.
9 years ago
Well I never see most of them, they're usually in jail
9 years ago
or dead
9 years ago
..usually?
9 years ago
He sees them for conjugal visits
9 years ago
they caught the crazy...awesome
9 years ago
Fucking sucker-punching coward!
9 years ago
I don't understand why people let someone that irate get that close to them with out at least being ready to put up some sort of defense.
9 years ago
yup, if they're that fired up you better get the first punch in and make it count too....
9 years ago
how is that a sucker punch??
9 years ago
it was kind of a sucker punch cuz the kid was sitting down he didnt want anything to do with it and the other asshole just swong out of nowhere
9 years ago
swong???
9 years ago
i think he meant "pulled his shlong"
9 years ago
Give me a half a chance to 'sucker punch' and I'm gonna take it. The less abuse I take in a fight, the happier I am. The fairest fight is the one I win.
9 years ago
That's one serious horticulturist.
9 years ago
you said hor
9 years ago
you said it too!
9 years ago
you're a hor! there I said it
9 years ago
Hor is one of the Sandpeople, you Star Wars nerds.
9 years ago
he's prly tlaking about his marijuana plant.
9 years ago
Well shit i never woulda guessed, thank god you were here the help us all....
9 years ago
Thank you Captain Obvious!
9 years ago
thanks cracker for the info
9 years ago
haha
9 years ago
Hey, come on whiteys. Leave the sucker punches to the niggers.
9 years ago
i wouldn't consider that a sucker punch...a sucker punch to me is when the other guy isn't looking
9 years ago
dik...ur a sucker!!!
9 years ago
I agree they one dude got caught slippin and got knocked the fuck out no sucker punch at all
9 years ago
Fighting around the WOOOOORLD. Russsel crowe! Glorious day fighting !AAah
9 years ago
well dayuh be sum wot trayush
9 years ago
No such thing as a sucker punch. The only sucker punch is the one that doesn't connect. Fight to win, not to look cool. Trust me I know I created all you stupid redneck fuckbag's!
9 years ago
Didn't you create grammar too?
9 years ago
It'd be so awesome if he had a bouquet of stolen posies in hand
9 years ago
legalize it...stop the violence...dude needs his plant
9 years ago
C'mon Cleatus, Jethro is not giving your plant back after that.
9 years ago
The ole sit down casually, and say 'I don't have a problem with you dude' trick. Yeah, that always works. It's right up there with 'Look, I don't want any trouble, okay?' It translates as 'Please hit me' in the mind of the moron/drunk/drunk moron. Didn't anyone learn from Karate Kid? Strike first, strike hard, no mercy, sir!!
9 years ago
Apparently you didn't learn from Karate Kid because Daniel beat hell out of the top student saying that and Miyagi could have killed the teacher preaching that.
9 years ago
Good point. However, I have to say it does work for me most the time. And, to be fair...he did seem to have a bit of a problem with 'sweeping the leg' and therefore showed mercy...or at least hesitance.
9 years ago
The appropriate lesson according to the wolthy okinawan phirosophy in this case would be: be ready, let him attack first, block his attack, counter and defeat. In case anybody gives a flying fuck, which I doubt.
9 years ago
Haha -you said wolthy phirosophy! I love you. Yes, yes - I think everybody here knows the true Miyagian ethos - but in reality the strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir concept works far better...unless you're Mr Miyagi. I used to do the whole 'English gentleman' thing of never striking first. But, after getting my ass kicked one too many times, I realised that it's better to give than to receive...and someone has to strike first in a fight - might as well be you (you normally win that way too) :-)
9 years ago
pwned owned and 2toned!!!!!
9 years ago
wiggers... kill them all.
9 years ago
The same could be said for most of the population of the states of Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. (Honorable mentions go to West Virginia, Virginia, and the Carolinas.)
9 years ago
Lets not forget Arkansas, Kansas and Nebraska.
9 years ago
ha
9 years ago
his punching technique was pretty impressive... not like those usual silly bitch slaps...
9 years ago
that's a nice bit of leg at the end
1 year ago
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