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Nearly crushed by a gate

What ever happened to common sense?

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by Mako

submitted September 17th 2008

61 comments
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women can barely think, how are they allowed to drive?
9 years ago
who the fuck was driving in this video ?
9 years ago
What did you expect from a polack?
9 years ago
No polack maybe a JEW?

Looks kinda like a bindu also
9 years ago
clearly a cracka assed cracka
9 years ago
i know theres clearly no driving in this video im just wondering why are they allowed to drive since theyre clearly so stupid, and pussyhands y dont you google my name and learn, retard
9 years ago
stfu polack
9 years ago
another retard, its not polack you fucking idiot
9 years ago
He's just mad that they drive better than him
9 years ago
Fuck, you can barely think, how do they let you comment, you fucking idiot polack?
9 years ago
your all retarded, http://www.absinth.bz/Staroplzenecky_Absinth.html
9 years ago
staro? belarus?
9 years ago
Ohhh that's the drink you were bottle fed!
9 years ago
Why did she just stand there like the gate was just going to move for her
9 years ago
Daddy didn't love her enough and she craves attention.
9 years ago
Is it msduff then?
9 years ago
Looks she was talking to someone. Probably forgot about the gate halfway through that short conversation.
9 years ago
It looks as if she was trying for a workman's comp claim. Then the security guard told her she'd be fired for violating the stupidity rider.
9 years ago
Probably thought it would open when it closed on her arm, like elevators or residential garage doors or whatever.
9 years ago
i used to do that as a kid wait for the gate to almost close then run or roll under it.
9 years ago
so you are a female.
9 years ago
You're not indiana fucking jones
9 years ago
His middle name was "Ezikiel", not "fucking"
9 years ago
fuckin nerd
9 years ago
hey bootface, is it true?
9 years ago
What are ya snifflin about now boots?
9 years ago
what a fucking stupid bitch.
9 years ago
yeah that wasnt too bright
9 years ago
"OH FUCK! Guys! Im being crushed by the slowest closing garage door ever! It actually hasn't even closed on me yet bu- Oh wait! Huurrrg!"
9 years ago
I picture it more like "Ok guys have a good weekend, I'm outta here! Ok, I'm leaving this bag here" "Where?" "Here. Gotta go. See ya-aaarrrgghh!"
9 years ago
Well, more like...

Hey, Guys! Have a good weekend. I'll be off tomorrow.
-What was that? (Knowing that the gate was closing, the person tried to keep her still for the smash) So what are you doing next week?

It worked, ha,ha,ha...
Oh Shit.
9 years ago
Asphalt's was funnier then you two retards.
9 years ago
youve got a spelling mistake there gringo
9 years ago
I agree with Iam, that Asphalt chap is downright hilarious. I even find him kind of sexy... um... in a completely heterosexual way
9 years ago
shouldn't there be sensors or sth to prevent accidents like that?
9 years ago
yeah, its the sensory part of the brain that if, working correctly, gives you common sense not to be a dunbass.
9 years ago
She proboly had some kind of short in her wiring.
9 years ago
ya romeo there sure should be..i'm surprised there isn't..and shut the fuck up exolle or whatever the fuck your stupid unpronouncable name is name is
9 years ago
there is often an echo in canada canada
9 years ago
Actually, Dik, exojjl has a very valid point. If this dumb cunt's brain was wired correctly she wouldn't have stuck her stupid head in the way of the gate.
9 years ago
exowhunu is a dumbass if he thinks that common sense has anything at all to do with sensory perception. Unfortunately for you, Fake, you are also a dumbass for agreeing with the putty-brianed gimp.
9 years ago
*putty-brained - wasn't me the keyboard got confused again.
9 years ago
Unfortunately for you, keyboards are inanimate objects so your misspelling makes you look stupid and your assertion that it's your keyboard's fault makes you look SUPER STUPID!

Fuck off...
9 years ago
Dear FagAssedNegro,

Fugs has gone to bed.

Don't you ever call me inanimate again you fucking unfeeling sack of organs! So what if there was an error on my part? You were still wrong.

Fuck off yourself.

Mr. Keyboard
9 years ago
fakeassnegro, youre really dumb for not have understood that was a bad joke
9 years ago
Women have poor spatial sense and she didn't realize how little space was left. It's societies fault that this happened because there should be more laws in place to prevent retards from hurting themselves.
9 years ago
and she was obviously a dirty slut
9 years ago
yeah dik, that goes along with the poor spatial sense...she just can't figure out how many cocks it takes to fill her. Kinda like Albino.
9 years ago
in case you havnt noticed, common sence aint really common
9 years ago
good point.
9 years ago
Yeah, I sense that elpiss doesn't have enough common-sense of spelling.
9 years ago
your comments are fantastic you hear?
9 years ago
She was asking for it
9 years ago
That never holds up in court.
9 years ago
+1 for team personal experience.
9 years ago
unless you're Kobe
9 years ago
that was a lawsuit in the making...fucked up people that want to make a dollar the wrong way.
9 years ago
They chick in the white is more than likely HOT!!
9 years ago
accuse the garage dipshit whore.
9 years ago
*shrug* ok

It was the garage dipshit whore that did it.


Happy now?
9 years ago
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