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Ride the Bull

How I managed to pull a groin muscle on Friday night.

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by smerf

submitted September 17th 2008

60 comments
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Ride the Bull
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comments (60)
Are you really wearing ear guards?
10 years ago
Uh, no. The only things I'm wearing right there are jeans, socks, boxers and a shirt. And, you know, my wallet and belt.
10 years ago
Looks like ear guards to me.
10 years ago
No nipple ring?
10 years ago
How the hell are you seeing an ear guard?
10 years ago
I think he's looking at the porn ads. It's pretty easy to get them confused with your pic.
10 years ago
perhaps it's your moobs flapping up around your head with the momentum
10 years ago
Annnnd jimijames is the cocksucker
10 years ago
Hey Smurf, who's love muscle were you pulling?
10 years ago
I just hope he wasn't looking for love in all the wrong places.
10 years ago
Smurf, where? I've been trying to catch those little blue fuckers all week!
10 years ago
And yes, I know you were just misspelling my name, so I'll answer your questions. I pulled MY groin muscle. Specifically, the right adductor brevis.
10 years ago
Does it hurt?


hehehe.
10 years ago
Not any more
10 years ago
so which friday night was this exactly? i'd like to get a time-frame to know how far back-logged the pictures are
10 years ago
9/12, but I didn't submit it for a few days.
10 years ago
pretty far back id say cause i submitted pics about 2 weeks ago. and some videos around the same time.
10 years ago
Hi Deja!
10 years ago
did you find my old avatar yet deja?? :P
10 years ago
No one gives a fuck about you or your gay assed avatar. Fuck off, comment fag.
10 years ago
oh 1dickish1....you need to go see a dr. about this fetish you have
10 years ago
What fetish would that be, you fucking tard? Seriously, do you honstly think yak or Deja give enough of a fuck about you to help find your avatar? You are stupid.
10 years ago
well....since you are a dumb fuck....i guess i will remind you of the little :P after the post you stupid shit....as in haha..and yes...go to the doc...cause it seems you cant stay away from my post...whats wrong....are you upset cause hank called you names..get a life you idiot
10 years ago
I stay away from your posts most of the time but you are just so fucking stupid sometimes I can't help but mention something about. Honestly, did you ride the short bus to school when you were young?
10 years ago
HAHA smerf youre constantly riding things arent you.
10 years ago
Hey, this was on my list of things to do.
10 years ago
i have ttd list also...i had ride a live one on mine smerf....did it several years ago...got my ass kicked by a bull named silly rabbit
10 years ago
Seesaws are my limit
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm not stupid enough to get on a big fucking animal, then have someone crunch it's balls.
10 years ago
Live a little, Smerf.
10 years ago
reenacting broke back mountain by the looks of it
10 years ago
You're fat and ugly
10 years ago
I know you are, but what am I?
10 years ago
I think he said you were fat and ugly.
10 years ago
I know he is, but what am I?
10 years ago
How would I know?
10 years ago
Did he pay you well for pulling his "groin muscle"?
10 years ago
Smurf got paid in 'bull juice'.
10 years ago
Quiet, humpchinsucky.
10 years ago
I don't remember you riding me. Did you spike my drink?
10 years ago
Just a little.
10 years ago
You mean you 'drunk his spike'.
10 years ago
you mean "dick his suck"?
10 years ago
or sick his duck?
10 years ago
I knew that guy in high school. Half the football team got aids because of him.
10 years ago
You were a cheerleader, right?
10 years ago
Pulling a muscle on one of those things. Smerf, you must be in the worst shape ever.
10 years ago
duh
10 years ago
Nah, not too bad.
10 years ago
gay bar?
10 years ago
Sry, try the one around the corner.
10 years ago
no one wants to see a dude riding a mechanical bull
10 years ago
Especially if he has to wear ear guards to do it.
10 years ago
Normally, the only people you see riding those are drunk overwieght w.....oh...

hang on.
10 years ago
Hey, I was not drunk!
10 years ago
how are you supposed to focus on the television riding a mechanical bull??
10 years ago
TV-Sunglasses !
10 years ago
Actually, the damn TVs there were mostly showing "ongoing coverage" of a train crash that happened 8 hours before. Which basically meant they were reusing footage from earlier that day while reporters stood around saying the same thing over and over again.
10 years ago
Hey, everybody likes a good train crash.
10 years ago
I didnt know they made sybians that big.
10 years ago
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