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Ride the Bull

How I managed to pull a groin muscle on Friday night.

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by smerf

submitted September 17th 2008

60 comments
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Ride the Bull
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Are you really wearing ear guards?
9 years ago
Uh, no. The only things I'm wearing right there are jeans, socks, boxers and a shirt. And, you know, my wallet and belt.
9 years ago
Looks like ear guards to me.
9 years ago
No nipple ring?
9 years ago
How the hell are you seeing an ear guard?
9 years ago
I think he's looking at the porn ads. It's pretty easy to get them confused with your pic.
9 years ago
perhaps it's your moobs flapping up around your head with the momentum
9 years ago
Annnnd jimijames is the cocksucker
9 years ago
Hey Smurf, who's love muscle were you pulling?
9 years ago
I just hope he wasn't looking for love in all the wrong places.
9 years ago
Smurf, where? I've been trying to catch those little blue fuckers all week!
9 years ago
And yes, I know you were just misspelling my name, so I'll answer your questions. I pulled MY groin muscle. Specifically, the right adductor brevis.
9 years ago
Does it hurt?


hehehe.
9 years ago
Not any more
9 years ago
so which friday night was this exactly? i'd like to get a time-frame to know how far back-logged the pictures are
9 years ago
9/12, but I didn't submit it for a few days.
9 years ago
pretty far back id say cause i submitted pics about 2 weeks ago. and some videos around the same time.
9 years ago
Hi Deja!
9 years ago
did you find my old avatar yet deja?? :P
9 years ago
No one gives a fuck about you or your gay assed avatar. Fuck off, comment fag.
9 years ago
oh 1dickish1....you need to go see a dr. about this fetish you have
9 years ago
What fetish would that be, you fucking tard? Seriously, do you honstly think yak or Deja give enough of a fuck about you to help find your avatar? You are stupid.
9 years ago
well....since you are a dumb fuck....i guess i will remind you of the little :P after the post you stupid shit....as in haha..and yes...go to the doc...cause it seems you cant stay away from my post...whats wrong....are you upset cause hank called you names..get a life you idiot
9 years ago
I stay away from your posts most of the time but you are just so fucking stupid sometimes I can't help but mention something about. Honestly, did you ride the short bus to school when you were young?
9 years ago
HAHA smerf youre constantly riding things arent you.
9 years ago
Hey, this was on my list of things to do.
9 years ago
i have ttd list also...i had ride a live one on mine smerf....did it several years ago...got my ass kicked by a bull named silly rabbit
9 years ago
Seesaws are my limit
9 years ago
Yeah, I'm not stupid enough to get on a big fucking animal, then have someone crunch it's balls.
9 years ago
Live a little, Smerf.
9 years ago
reenacting broke back mountain by the looks of it
9 years ago
You're fat and ugly
9 years ago
I know you are, but what am I?
9 years ago
I think he said you were fat and ugly.
9 years ago
I know he is, but what am I?
9 years ago
How would I know?
9 years ago
Did he pay you well for pulling his "groin muscle"?
9 years ago
Smurf got paid in 'bull juice'.
9 years ago
Quiet, humpchinsucky.
9 years ago
I don't remember you riding me. Did you spike my drink?
9 years ago
Just a little.
9 years ago
You mean you 'drunk his spike'.
9 years ago
you mean "dick his suck"?
9 years ago
or sick his duck?
9 years ago
I knew that guy in high school. Half the football team got aids because of him.
9 years ago
You were a cheerleader, right?
9 years ago
Pulling a muscle on one of those things. Smerf, you must be in the worst shape ever.
9 years ago
duh
9 years ago
Nah, not too bad.
9 years ago
gay bar?
9 years ago
Sry, try the one around the corner.
9 years ago
no one wants to see a dude riding a mechanical bull
9 years ago
Especially if he has to wear ear guards to do it.
9 years ago
Normally, the only people you see riding those are drunk overwieght w.....oh...

hang on.
9 years ago
Hey, I was not drunk!
9 years ago
how are you supposed to focus on the television riding a mechanical bull??
9 years ago
TV-Sunglasses !
9 years ago
Actually, the damn TVs there were mostly showing "ongoing coverage" of a train crash that happened 8 hours before. Which basically meant they were reusing footage from earlier that day while reporters stood around saying the same thing over and over again.
9 years ago
Hey, everybody likes a good train crash.
9 years ago
I didnt know they made sybians that big.
9 years ago
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