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Elchris

Ya...he got that way by NOT eating animals.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 16th 2008

159 comments
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Elchris
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comments (159)
i bet there's a no girls allowed sign too
9 years ago
I think it is a girl.
9 years ago
Looks like your twin sister, Hank
9 years ago
Wait, which sister is that, the one that looks like me, or the other one?
9 years ago
Hanks got a sister ? then why am i not fixed up ?
9 years ago
He keeps her to himself
9 years ago
Thats just mean
9 years ago
^ Two pees in a no-pussy-getting pod. Congratulations. You've found each other after all these years.
9 years ago
I think it's past your bedtime little girl
9 years ago
I'm just getting started, SlickCrack.
9 years ago
my 'no pussy getting' is just temporary
9 years ago
Sure, it is.
9 years ago
1rish1 might give in to my advances one day soon
9 years ago
You keep telling yourself that. The way you keep sticking up for elchris you could have a chance with him, he'll let anything fuck him.
9 years ago
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
IT'S...IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!
9 years ago
Fake. If this was really elchris there would be a penis in his mouth.
9 years ago
I think there is.
9 years ago
he'd be wearing 1rish1's ring too
9 years ago
Obviously he had a dick in his mouth, he just had to chew it up and eat it though,, Fat Bastard
9 years ago
His Face gets wider ... as you scroll down! Somebody shoot this cunt.
9 years ago
Got a ticket to come in? I THINK NOT!!!
hahaha
Oh ClaudeBallz...
9 years ago
Those signs on the door have shit stains all over them
9 years ago
So does the back of your throat.
9 years ago
I took a shit in your mom's mouth once and she had that same problem.
9 years ago
So, who's shit do you swallow then?
9 years ago
Your mom's, but only when she eats something fancy you sick little turd you
9 years ago
I'll make a guess, though.
9 years ago
I'll make no sense, though.
9 years ago
You never do.
9 years ago
You never do.
9 years ago
Is there an echo in here? Get your own material, SlyXerox.
9 years ago
You just don't get it
9 years ago
Oh, but I do.
9 years ago
This really made me laugh. I LOL'ed at this one. For real
9 years ago
I'm happy for you.
9 years ago
I'm never happy. :(
9 years ago
Damnit, Claude. I submitted the original pic of this.
9 years ago
Submitted your scrub + cock shot yet....I'm waiting.
9 years ago
Hey, I don't recall promising a cock shot.
9 years ago
aww
9 years ago
I was trying to trick you. Shirtless scrubs it is then?
9 years ago
Well, I suppose.
9 years ago
oh not again. fuckin attention whore(S)
9 years ago
I really don't understand this desperation, Typical. Of all people, why you want to see his over fed torso?*

*No offence fatty.
9 years ago
*Sorry - 'smerf'
9 years ago
It's ok, cocksucker.
9 years ago
typical's pic should not count in any deal...fact
9 years ago
I thought she said she submitted a boob shot.
9 years ago
I think that was MsDuff
9 years ago
oh..they're all the same to me
9 years ago
^^I don't get the logic, smerf. I've had this one in for awhile (?)
9 years ago
-Not your logic, the posting logic.
9 years ago
Dik, they asked for it. I complied because a topless smerf pic in scrubs would be quite hilarious. Also Jamiee it was me, I grew tired of the post your tits comments. Submitted, not posted.
9 years ago
I posted it a few weeks ago, Claude.

If I recall, if we got boobs from Typical, then she got cock from me. Scrubs for scrubs.
9 years ago
Sweet, were gonna have 2 sets of hairy, flabby ginger tits in the coming days...
9 years ago
Damn right, mine are so hairy you can barely see them.
9 years ago
Thats hot
9 years ago
He could totally get that big off hostess and ice cream. Vegetarian all the way.
9 years ago
My brother's ex-wife was vegan and fat. She ate a lot of tortilla chips, as I recall.
9 years ago
Didnt you tell her how the "tortilla-ants" are hunted down and how the are forced into those triangle shapes.
9 years ago
No, no, no. It's the larvae of the tortilla beatle that must die to make delicious chips.
9 years ago
oh ok, i mixed it up with tacos.
9 years ago
Fatfuck needs a bar to help him out of his chair. Good god just kill yourself already.
9 years ago
Ron Paul is a bitch.
9 years ago
ewwww... it has midget fingers...
9 years ago
the sign looks as if he holds a pen like a shovel ...
9 years ago
Giant-baby fingers
9 years ago
You know, I may have thick hands, but at least I don't have fat hands.

Seriously, those things look like inflated rubber gloves.
9 years ago
FINGERS! Okay, that makes sense. I thought it was dangling sausages in a threatening manner!
9 years ago
please help this poor child.


it would see m hes been stung by thousands of bees
9 years ago
you can't even see this fat fucker's knuckles.
but i do wanna see it's cankles and kelbows, that would be funny.
9 years ago
I was at first thinking ok where the hell is calude in this picture?(cause claudes trademark is him somewhere in it !)Then i figured it out the fat lil fucker ate him .....clue was the P.E.T.A t-shirt people eating tasty animals.
9 years ago
i'm so jealous of his pokemon camera :(
9 years ago
I'll buy you one if you give me a blowjob.
9 years ago
Trying to lure men into giving you head again Chinaski? Tsk Tsk one step closer to the fag side for you, unless you are already there
9 years ago
What, you never paid for a blow job before? Oh right, animals don't use money. Wow, you are a smart one there. Who's your financial manager?
9 years ago
No, I've never tried to pay a MAN to give me head, and your replies are getting ridiculous
9 years ago
Oh, so you only go for boys then? What's a blow job cost you these days, a can of coke and a couple snickers bars?
9 years ago
Ohhh Chinaski! You silly little man. Go get yourself a mangina and call it a night.
9 years ago
Where are the manginas kept? I'm new around here.
9 years ago
Your mom told me they are kept in your dark secret never tell closet
9 years ago
She told me you like to get a louisville slugger coated with pine tar shoved up your ass. She said it was ok to tell other people. You were ok with it. It wasn't a secret.
9 years ago
Pefa - People for the ethical treatment of fat asses.
9 years ago
PEEAPCE - People for the extremely enjoyable activity of pissing in CruelHM's ear.

It's pronounced like 'peeps'.
9 years ago
i think he or she got fat eating the test animals they set free
9 years ago
how do i get a ticket then ?
9 years ago
Ticket = cupcake, candybar, twinkie, or anything with equal or more fatty value
9 years ago
SLIKRK = Shit Licking Imbecile Kneeling for Raw Cock.
9 years ago
HANK = He's All Noob Killer
9 years ago
OK I see. I'm a noob here. And you think you killed me with your pathetic attempts at being a man. Whatever makes you feel special you little fruitcake you
9 years ago
What, sorry I didn't catch that. I was too busy pointing out how lame your comebacks are.

Oh, you don't wanna play anymore? Getting tired? Then fuck off already.
9 years ago
Lame comebacks, fuckoff already
9 years ago
You think you're gonna outlast me?

And yes, your shit is weaker than a baby with cancer. 90% mom jokes? Get fucking real, and they are not even good mom jokes.
9 years ago
You won this time Chinaski....But this won't be the last
9 years ago
Good call
9 years ago
Smartest thing he's said all day.
9 years ago
"He's All Noob Killer" Made me lol :)
9 years ago
Pika Pika! Pikachuuu!!!
9 years ago
you know why you should never get undressed with poke'mon around?
They might peek-ah-chu
9 years ago
Why the heck is on a every second picture on mucho a "rack"? Is this a subliminal message to buy one?
9 years ago
mucho sucko is owned by the Canadian Rack Manufacturers Assoc.
...i thought you knew that
9 years ago
"Ya'll don't really wanna make me angry, Ya'll don't really wanna see me upset, this is a matter of life and death, this is a purse and this is a threat."

I know this is playing in the background
9 years ago
Your name really sucks, as does your avatar.
9 years ago
Your mom loves me, that's all I really care about. Oh and yeah your name is awsome apparently. Real fuckin original. You have no idea who my avatar is do you? Fuckin worthless you are
9 years ago
Your name isn't even a name, fuckhead. And I'm probably better off not knowing who your gay zombie lover avatar is.

My guess, it's from some lame video game.
9 years ago
Hank - look at my myspace: http://www.myspace.com/slikrk

Perhaps one of his crane operator colleques dropped a mobile toilet on his head, so he was that blue for some days.
9 years ago
It's Jon from Watchmen you ignorant twat. Get a fuckin clue, fuckhead. And Slick Rick is the name I go by Punk Ass Chinaski
9 years ago
His head is a mobile toilet. Tell that fucker to flush. His breath fucking stinks!
9 years ago
Oh and by the way rottenseed, that's not my myspace, and you too are ignorant.
9 years ago
I googled Watchmen, but, seriously why would you expect anyone to know that shit? It certainly doesn't make me ignorant.

Ahahaha, you do go by SlickRick?!? Hahaha, what a dick.
9 years ago
Rottenseed? That is a monumental failure of an attempt to make fun of someone's name.
9 years ago
1.I wasn't making fun of his name
2.You like my avatar now don't you
3.The comic book has been around for years and years.And yes you are an ignorant twat
4.You are jealous that you don't have a nickname besides shit stain Hank.

9 years ago
You are a comic book nerd that named himself after a really ugly no-talent rapper.

Boy, you got a lot going for you.
9 years ago
As long as I got your mom to slap around I'm pretty fulfilled.

Is that you in your avatar? If it is, you are worse off than I thought.,If that's the case then I actually feel sorry for you.
9 years ago
Is that the only line you have? Slapping my mother? Quit playing with yourself and try to come up with something a bit more interesting.
9 years ago
But I like to slap her with my right hand, then spit in her face and tell her how much of a dirty little whore she is, while I pull her hair with my left hand.
9 years ago
Is Slick Rick like the Lance Armstrong of AIDS?
9 years ago
It's not my fault. She likes it too.
9 years ago
I don't what he is, but I do know he isn't very funny.
9 years ago
Hmmmmmmm, no post from Capt Kirk tonight, coinky dink?, I think not.
9 years ago
new pet hank?
9 years ago
Yep. You better not touch him. He's got some kinda disease. I gotta get checked out, I guess.
9 years ago
*him
9 years ago
"And Slick Rick is the name I go by Punk Ass Chinaski". So this makes you a wannabe rapper from the late 80's and judging by your comments I can see why you didn't make it. You don't have to go home you just can't stay here. Be off with you.
9 years ago
personally it irritates me when someone picks a name that isn't obviously pronounceable ...you suck slkrk
9 years ago
That's what I was saying in the first place. His name sucks.
9 years ago
Yeah!
9 years ago
Only a douchebag would have a nickname as a celebrity.
9 years ago
Did you mean a celebrity as a nickname?
9 years ago
Yea probably. I wrote that while on the phone.
9 years ago
multitasking is gay
9 years ago
Mulitasking for Pussies.

by Dik.
9 years ago
Extreme gay-tasking.
9 years ago
1.drekow<wtf kinda name is that
2.1irish1<wtf kinda name is that
3.dik<wtf kinda name is that ORIGINAL. Must be small, you didn't even use a capital d.
4.HankChinaski<explains itself
Like I fucking said before fags, My name has nothing to do with that guy. My friends call me Slick Rick. You got a fuckin problem with that? Get a fuckin life
9 years ago
what the fuck kinda name is slick rick?
9 years ago
Get a fuckin life? Says the person who has been arguing on numerous posts all damn day. Hah!
9 years ago
He should put a DKLK after his name for DICK LICK! slick rick the dick lick
9 years ago
your barbie doll collection calls you slick dick?...
...i want some of your drugs
...and some new glasses
...and a life
...annndd...errmm - a fuckin !
9 years ago
His boyfriends call him Slick Rick, because of his fondness for lubrication.
9 years ago
All your moms were raped by stray vagrants, and you are what popped out.
Except SpankmeNasty whose mom was raped by a stray accident from a government 'make me super retarded and incapable of flame' experimentation lab.
But, he's not a cunt. I only wish I could bestow such an honor on him.
9 years ago
looks more like drumrave!
9 years ago
Oh my GOD, your myspace pic is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm considering making it my new avatar.
9 years ago
I was hoping there wouldn't be a reference to me but damn
9 years ago
You are fat.
9 years ago
and kinda faggy looking too.
9 years ago
and you smell like you can't wipe your ass properly due to fatness
9 years ago
Sweet zombie Jeebus them tits are saggy.
9 years ago
I don't think he's in Peta. I think Peta is in him.
9 years ago
I think he's a fat emo
9 years ago
I love this people. They give me something to laugh at, plus I feel warm and tingly inside when I run them over.
9 years ago
Has it got lipstick on, or has the heart attack already started?
9 years ago
noone noticed the pokemon camera. i guess ur all too sexually attracted to this big pile of shit.
9 years ago
Actually, I think several people commented on that.
9 years ago
i like how he has a handicap bar in his bedroom...
9 years ago
I like how you felt the need to point out something that was pointed out by somebody else three days ago.

Btw, Jessica, if you are a girl, you do know it's required that you submit a photo of your breasts as proof?
9 years ago
thumper from the butterfly effect
9 years ago
why do i have to prove that im a girl??

and im a midly attractive male thats pretending to be a dude for you to get interested :)

9 years ago
female*

and i love arguing over things that were 6 months ago :D
9 years ago
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