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mirrors edge

get your crusty sock ready for the first and pretty awesome looking parkour game. this is in game footage bitch

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by NikoxBellic

submitted September 15th 2008

65 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (65)
Yea I've seen clips of this game. Kinda wary of it, hope it turns out well. needs more polish
10 years ago
how much more polish does it need? this video isnt what is actually gonna look like.
10 years ago
Nedds more polish?!? Did we see the same video? What exactly are you expecting?
10 years ago
Left 4 Dead will rock this shit. This game looks almost as boring as Portal, but at least Portal came with TF and HL Episodes.
10 years ago
it might look better from the website in the full hd version, but i agree from watching this video here, it needs more polish u could see where they skimped on some textures
10 years ago
OK so we can jump over stuff.. What's the game actually about?
10 years ago
Not to mention who's gonna play this? It's like playing a super hyped up version of hop scotch for the PS3 or some shit.
10 years ago
Quick, someone drop a hydrogen-plutonium nuclear charge pulse bomb on the above seven gaming nerd fucksticks before they rape teenagers and reproduce!
10 years ago
go to youtube and look up on all thaT STUFF
10 years ago
^i actually counted for some reason.
10 years ago
All that jumping and he didn't squish a single Goomba or Koopa.
10 years ago
No Koopa Paratroopa's either.
10 years ago
*she
10 years ago
This looks pretty stupid for a game and I think MSG4 has better graphics
10 years ago
Well OK then! Thanks for letting us know!
10 years ago
yeah, there's "how it looks on the supercomputer they generate the preview vids on" and "how it looks on your pc at home"
10 years ago
I actually saw this running real time a few weeks ago. What you see is how it looks.
10 years ago
FAKE!
10 years ago
GAY!
10 years ago
not bad, but I've seen a few Jackie Chan movies that looked like this.
10 years ago
the Jakie Chan game was actually better.
10 years ago
Did they use Ryoga to model the falling scenes for them?
10 years ago
or for the pole smoking scenes?
10 years ago
Actually I'm in talks with EA's marketing department about planing and leading the launch event for this title.
10 years ago
And by "EA's marketing department", I assume you mean a dominatrix with a strap-on.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
I hope you get famous so we can then bring you down like Britney.
10 years ago
Don't worry, you get your chance next week. G4TV is following me for a week doing a documentary.
10 years ago
and for that I wish I had a MuchoSucko Posted because they will be in my home.
10 years ago
I have to say that I respect your shameless self-promotion and all the crazy shit you do. We made fun of you for the dominatrix thing, but on the other hand it took balls to do that knowing it was going up on the net.
10 years ago
the best part of this game is that its a chick. thats it.
10 years ago
i would say that is the worst part. cuz we all know women are weak as fuck and can't do half the shit guys do. unless it comes to sucking dick or taking it up the ass.
10 years ago
Some guys can do that pretty well,if given the chance....Don't give them it.
10 years ago
sounds like texas has a grudge against women
10 years ago
this game is gayer than me
10 years ago
and thats gay
10 years ago
You only need 30gigs of space, 4GhZ of processor 2gig Video Card to run and jump through buildings!
10 years ago
you are stupid

10 years ago
Thats pretty much what you need for a game that looks awesome.
10 years ago
no it's not.you don't need it for crysis or bioshock and those games have amazing graphics.
10 years ago
My ass...Crysis could've had better graphics...
10 years ago
GAY

Mortal kombat ftw
10 years ago
Mortal Kombat was old and crusy 3 games ago. But hey, I guess you'll be able to fight Batman now, right? Batman? How the fuck does BATMAN fit into MK?!?
10 years ago
desperation
10 years ago
dude I don't play the new ones, I still have a fucking sega genisus
10 years ago
you mean genesis? or are you calling him a genius and totally slaughtered the word?
10 years ago
graphics look sick, game looks stupid as hell
10 years ago
About 10 seconds in I was bored. Imagine forking over 60 bucks (41 Euros, 6748 ¥).
10 years ago
well, the japs will have no problem paying 6748. once they get on a game, they dont quit until it is their bitch.
10 years ago
Urm, it looks like a Sega Saturn game, I'm sure it plays worse than one with being extremely linear, and it'll have no replayablility to speak of for a 40-60 dollar gig. Id buy another copy of Assassins Creed just for the hell of it before I bought this...
10 years ago
And what exactly did you base that opinion on? Have you played it OR seen it other than in blurry web videos?
10 years ago
Nah he's made a valid point. I don't really see how this game will be groundbreaking or fun seeing as how it's just keeping the boring elements of an FPS and taking out the gun fights.
10 years ago
Is this somehow skill based?
10 years ago
that's what she said
10 years ago
actually yeah its like a sandbox there is more difficult paths to use, you can easily be killed by the gunmen because u have no armor etc
10 years ago
the only games worth playing are ones you just shoot people, if you wanna run around just go outside and do it damnit
10 years ago
well in america couldn't that apply to both aspects?
10 years ago
actually you do shoot and fight in this game. a lot
10 years ago
reminds me of that ultraviolet movie
10 years ago
so they turn a non-violent pastime into a violent sport ? way to go software programers
10 years ago
I saw this video months ago somewhere... Still, it looks like a semi decent game. I have a feeling it'll probably degenerate into a linear FPS towards the end, though with cool scripted levels and funky graphics.
10 years ago
deer hunter is still the best game in the world
10 years ago
Please let there be bukkake in it....
10 years ago
Waiting for Fallout 3 (and maybe farcry 2)
10 years ago
Forget this game. Whatever happened to Ball-in-a-Cup, Hangman, or Marbles?
10 years ago
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