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Little Spider

fuck this, let the cat deal with it

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by KiLLerSmUrF

submitted September 13th 2008

106 comments
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Little Spider
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J.K. Rowling's house
9 years ago
id have to move if I saw that in my house.
9 years ago
i think i'd move country
9 years ago
I would promptly have a heart attack and die.
9 years ago
I would give you some, uh, breast massages and, uh, Hank to mouth resucitation to try and save you.
9 years ago
Actually, if you had a heart attack, my dick would probably be in you before your heart stopped beating.
9 years ago
^ Wow...
9 years ago
Haha, the body stays warm and doesn't go rigid for quite some time. Might as well make use of it.
9 years ago
I'd only need a few minutes.
9 years ago
Mister 1 pump and dump huh?
9 years ago
What's it to ya?
9 years ago
Better get yourself a can of WD-40 and a lighter.
9 years ago
...and run like hell after that beast and her spawn eat the WD-40, and then run the train on your mother...
9 years ago
Or a can of raid dumbass
9 years ago
PB blaster, better than wd-40.
9 years ago
Hey, Bootface, since I haven't seen you in a while, I'd just like to take this opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself.
9 years ago
High five, Hank!

And once more, for emphasis!
9 years ago
Cunt ^
9 years ago
Well, you are what you eat...
9 years ago
It was nice not seeing you, now that your here go to hell.
9 years ago
Well, that's a fine how do you do! You rude son of a bitch.
9 years ago
I'm sorry, how are you feeling, emotions and stuff?
9 years ago
Well, since menopause came I don't seem to have any energy and I'm retaining a lot of water these days, as well.

How about you? Your hip holding out?
9 years ago
Oh its getting worse with this cold weather, the doctor says if I dont lay off the sugar I'm gonna lose the foot. Oh well
9 years ago
You poor thing.
9 years ago
RAID is for pussies.
9 years ago
"RELEASE THE PHONE SPIDERS, STEVE!"
9 years ago
haha :)
9 years ago
It's uh, it's the show with the uh, the talking cup and the uh, flying fries with the black guy voice and uh, with the ball of meat and the uh, the spider with uh, with the diapers and rapping...
9 years ago
JohnMadden, you're incredibly unfunny.
9 years ago
unfunny enough to be the real deal
9 years ago
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, lameass
9 years ago
holy shit your smart los, good call!
9 years ago
Resembles an African woman. give or take some babies
9 years ago
yeah, i can see that- 8 legs, couple of fangs, sitting on the ceiling...
9 years ago
I've seen one or two that fit that description.
9 years ago
what species it that? is it dangerous? where does it live???
9 years ago
that is testis arachne or also known as the crotch spider. its very deadly and lives in the corners of ceilings and under computer desks.
9 years ago
....the crotch spider hunts at night with infrared sight. It got multiple sensors which allowed them to send out radio waves that scan rooms for preys.Its very common they sneak under people quilt at night . The male testicles have lower average temperature then the rest of the body. The spiders confuse the testicles with the natural prey the rainforest mouse. The crotch spider poison is very deadly and a in most cases the patient the spider sting die if not the WHOLE genital package is removed from the patient.
9 years ago
ah, you finally telling us where it went bad for you ....
9 years ago
ah fuck you sbd! i really want to know the name of this spider breed and where its habitat is...
9 years ago
its exist wherever you finds it
9 years ago
...That was actually pretty coherent, planty. Well done!
9 years ago
there´s always an answer
9 years ago
if one search Wikipedia for it...
9 years ago
Awwww man
9 years ago
spider-man?
9 years ago
That gave me the chills, right there...
Blarg!
9 years ago
First name HOE, second name Lee, last name SHIT!
9 years ago
holyshit, that is fuckin funny.
9 years ago
*coughs*
9 years ago
Nice
9 years ago
I would move my mother-in-law into this room. The spiders would move out on their own.
9 years ago
not getting along with the old bag?
9 years ago
She's so ugly, she gives spiders the shivers.
9 years ago
you should submit a pic of her...
9 years ago
That would be pretty dangerous to try.
9 years ago
funny, nevertheless, get it photoshopped and just leave copies lying around the house - worth a go
9 years ago
It doesn't need any photoshopping.
9 years ago
when i mentioned that you had to live with your mother in law you said you got along great, liar. you love the bitch
9 years ago
according to popular knowledge you only have to look at the mother to guess how the daughter will look like 20 to 30 years later... ;)
9 years ago
He's not saying he doesn't get along with her, elpiss. He's just saying she's ugly.
9 years ago
You are so kind, Smerf. Taking time out your busy mucho schedule to explain things to the slow kids.
9 years ago
I'm not eating that, no matter how tempting.
9 years ago
When youre told to eat it, dog, then youre gonna eat it.
9 years ago
I'm not your fucking wife.
9 years ago
hahaha
9 years ago
someone needs a rolled up newspaper
9 years ago
Not me
9 years ago
i like spiders, i like animals that lives in the shadow.
9 years ago
Like crabs
9 years ago
in my pubes
9 years ago
it would be great to have em in my house. they get rid of all the annoying insects i have to deal with everyday
9 years ago
then they are free and you tell people you have pets . Then teach them to bite of the testicles of gay and loser people like hank and 1rish. They look cute too!
9 years ago
i'd rather have to stomp the occasional insect than know this spawn of hell was creeping about the house at night with 1000 of her venemous babies just waiting to grow old and make their own webbed homes in each corner of my room.
9 years ago
its called symbiosis get used to it you shroomie
9 years ago
There's good eatin' on them.
9 years ago
You cant eat sheer hate
9 years ago
Holy shit! Its a Black Mamba!
9 years ago
Mamba is a snake you dolt
9 years ago
REALLY!? You're so smart! You must get all kinds of stickers in your kindergarten class!
9 years ago
I'm on it.
9 years ago
damn little gang bangers
9 years ago
Looks like it might be a Goliath Bird Eating spider...but then, I don't really know for sure. I'm just trying to look smart. If anyone is interested in finding out, then a Bird Eating spider looks like a good place to start. Of course, I'm sure some cunt on here might already know what this is. Maybe I AM that cunt, who knows?
9 years ago
Didn't read most of that, but I think your last sentence is correct.
9 years ago
Shhhhting!
9 years ago
Wrong, MrFigs. People actually LIKE cunt.
9 years ago
Oh yeah, nice. Just because I get the overpowering urge to call you 'cunt' everytime I see you...now it becomes a term of affection.
9 years ago
No, it could be that you just are a cunt and people are sick of seeing your Goliath Screen Eating Paragraphs.
9 years ago
PinkStink, people like cunt. Don't call him that. Call him an ass-felcher, instead.
9 years ago
Haha! I can't help being wordy. X
9 years ago
*shivers*
9 years ago
*keeps jamiee warm*
9 years ago
For all you know that is just dik throwing a big kegger.
9 years ago
Can anyone explain that last comment to me?
9 years ago
No.
9 years ago
Quit pouting, Kirk.
9 years ago
A huge fucking spider just creeped across my laptop screen...no shit; I have major shivers now
9 years ago
Whenever I get the shivers I stick my fingers in my armpits, then I smell them like thissssss.......
9 years ago
the spider wasn't huge
9 years ago
was too
9 years ago
Did it sit down beside you?
9 years ago
no ..she screamed and whisked it away
9 years ago
what a candy-ass
9 years ago
Women...what sissys. And Kirk, also.
9 years ago
I can't even imagine how fast that thing can run! My skin is crawling now, thx!
9 years ago
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