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Who Wants To Eat Spanish?

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 12th 2008

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Who Wants To Eat Spanish?
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Meh... Beauty can only barely overcome the extremely loose pussies latino women get later.
9 years ago
How do you know what your mother's pussy is like?
9 years ago
incest.
9 years ago
WTF are you talking about brembo?, i'm here in spain and you get every shade & size of cunt under the sun with these ladies. - same as anywhere. Ironically i'm shagging a german bird at the mo'.
9 years ago
women from spain are white
9 years ago
What's your point, notshit?
9 years ago
Jimi, why you shagging a German bird? Were the others too expensive?
9 years ago
Those Russkies must be charging top euros now
9 years ago
Damn Parrots...
9 years ago
haha so many beautiful hispanic women and we get all the ugly bitches in America.
9 years ago
You must be from Idaho.
9 years ago
Or Utah
9 years ago
I mean that most of female hispanic immigrants are ugly.
9 years ago
they'l blend right in.
9 years ago
ugly or not (well, they're all ugly), those mexican immigrants fuck like rabbits.
9 years ago
That is why you outsource your pussy from Latin America, US bitches are nasty
9 years ago
I think I blew it on Megan Fox. She's not Hispanic, but she can hang with dese espanish chiquitazz. BTW, who fucked up my composition?
9 years ago
Megan Fox needs a spanking...and I volunteer to deliver it to her.
9 years ago
Check out Alessandra Ambrosio, this bitches got nothing on her
9 years ago
Dibs on middle right. Something about that " i want your std infested cock in my ass right now" look. Not that i have stds....i hope. Do german hookers have HIV?
9 years ago
Germs originated in Germany. I read it in Discover Magazine- don't dispute me.
9 years ago
ow shit! Ok, people, i'm gonna go to a clinic right about now. There's no worries if my dick suddenly has blue spots, right?
9 years ago
but the pain starts in Spain
9 years ago
Don't be russian to conclusions.
9 years ago
Would be safed to have it Czech'd out though.
9 years ago
have it polished clean.
9 years ago
And go for lunch after, because you're guaranteed to be Hungary.
9 years ago
selma heyek is still one of my top 20 hottest women ever.
9 years ago
Elizabeth Hurley.
9 years ago
Yeah, when Selma finally slimmed up, she became nuclear hot! Oh, those titties!
9 years ago
i vote Devon Aoki on this one, i know morph will agree with me on this one.
9 years ago
fucking repetition fail.
9 years ago
Renee Olstead
9 years ago
Morph..

Word!
9 years ago
There's another hot Spanish celebrity that I know of, but for some reason I can't think of her name right now
9 years ago
Laura Fraser... that is, if she wears makeup and doesn't smile.
idk, devon aoki looks like she suffers from lionitis. sorry.
9 years ago
@Smerf - Masiela Lusha
9 years ago
in that case, Andreea Spataru.
9 years ago
Maria
9 years ago
No, PH. Wrong name
9 years ago
These bitches are blah. I want Vida Guerra!
9 years ago
But you get Amy Winehouse instead.
9 years ago
YES!
9 years ago
Vida Guerra is overrated. Gimmie some Angela Lansbury over her anyday. Fuck yeah.
9 years ago
The... lady from Murder, She Wrote?
9 years ago
Bea Arthur is the sexiest woman! Get it right.
9 years ago
The Queen of England is the hottest woman on the planet. By far.
9 years ago
hank..
are u blind?
angela merkel is a lot hoter!
9 years ago
you fucking pole smokers wouldn't know what to do with that! lmao!
9 years ago
please. enlighten us with your knowledge of mexican pussy. Tell me, is it true they have pussy trolls?
9 years ago
Thats what "Boning chicks for Dummies" is for
9 years ago
Dark skinned Mexican bitches are disgusting, you can have them and their roast beef "blurple" curtains. I hate smelling like a fucking fry daddy 2000 after defiling a hyna.
9 years ago
See, here's the thing. While you're beating off on your mothers bloomers just to give your sex life alittle kick. I actually see, smell, taste and feel pussy. I knew more about pussy by the time I was 15, then you will when your fucking 60. So why don't you suck a fart right out of my asshole. You gotta pay for my advice.
9 years ago
pussyhands: as if you have a choice, fucking poo pusher! lmao! you fucking queers are all talk. the last time you fucking see poon, was when you came out of one.
9 years ago
Listen, we all know where this is going so instead of we saying "yeah, your mother taught you well" and you replying "no, it was your dead sister, my cock killed her" go home, open a book , ANY book and there you'll find out that pussy is not synonymous with fence holes.
9 years ago
what he said^^
you're a fag pussy....
9 years ago
Ohh, I'm fucking right scared now, you burrito humping faggot, go hop the fence before I call immigration on you, you $6/hr fry cook.
9 years ago
Yeah, I'd snap your little goofy ass in half, fucking punk. go back to fucking your 600lb fat fucking white, trailer park women. White bitches got NOTHING on the girls of the south. I;ll let you get back to your FEFE, you need the practice little boy.
9 years ago
I'll let you go back to frying tortillas mother fucker and put a hairnet on you greasy Lubricano. BTW its not your fault you fell out of your mom's nasty Hispandex pussy at 6 months. It's all your fault, always trying to run away from home and shit.
9 years ago
Burrito humping?? That gave me an idea for a new movie.. It's a Mexican rendition of American Pie... "Mexican Burrito"....
But seriously pussy.. Hispanic chicks make the best lovers.. everyone knows that......
9 years ago
it's a huge difference between spanish pussy and on-the-run-with-herpes mexican pussy, jerkstore. but i agree with you. The most crazy-ass bitches are latin.
9 years ago
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why your fat white bitches wear Moo-Moo's, because that's all that will fit those fucking meatballs you call women. How do you penetrate those fat fucking hogs?
9 years ago
SInce when do spanish or latin chicks like whiteboys? girls like guys with manly cocks. Not those little 4 inch pink wands you fucking shit kickers work with. I fucked whitegirls before, nothing special. you can keep those inanimate, passionless, bitches. you can see their veins through their transparent skin by the way.
9 years ago
sincerely, i have no idea, i've never fucked caucazian women before, but from the happy country you're residing temporarily, i take it they found a way that involves machetes, your balls cut off and spandex.
9 years ago
Alright now mexi-melt... you've crossed the line... Moo-Moos are fucking hot! Plus... I love a fat bitch..... Aint nothing wrong with slappin' the leg, and riding the wave......
9 years ago
temporarily? Im here for LIFE! I seriously don't know why you try and protect whitegirls! you should just let the niggers have them. The average white girl in america can't see her fucking feet. and if the whitebitch is good looking, it's man made beauty. Tell me what makes white girls so special? it sure as fucking boogles my mind.
9 years ago
the fuck i know, haven't seen one ever, i live in vampireland.
9 years ago
Hey look, it's someone trying to look cool on the internet

Quick, everyone point and laugh!
9 years ago
Well, when your sister finally lets you inside her mackrel. Remember this, that's not a baby carrot inbetween your legs, that's your manhood. as you were.
9 years ago
no, actually, i really do live transilvania. i'm in the spiking business
9 years ago
Dude.. Mexi... saying that all white girls don't know how to fuck is downright blasphemy... You've obviously never caught your hook on a little freak... Although, I still prefer a nice Hispanic chick over any other race... But what you are saying is bullshit.. and you've obviously never whored yourself around enough to find that out....
9 years ago
As long as I can go down to the corner, get my freezer pizzas and beer, come back and be a lazy ass, I don't care about Mexicans or blacks or Je- well jews are a separate issue... but that's beside the point...
9 years ago
Fucked 4 white girls in my life, haven't wanted 1 since. even you admit your latina fetish. If I was white, I'd have a fucking latina fetish. those bitches are the best, case fucking closed.
9 years ago
Fuck both of you, Spic and Span. No good lookin white chicks, WTF? You wouldn't have a chance w/ a white girl spiggers. What would you do with sumptin like this http://www.muchosucko.com/show/tats-48401
not a damn thing because you aren't tall enuf to ride, short little loudmouth Mexcrement.
9 years ago
spiggers?! ha! I actually laughed. anyways, ive seen better looking woman then that fucking monster you posted! what's good about her? her lopsided tits? most white girls in america look like cindy salsa.
9 years ago
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Cindy_Salsa/#408
9 years ago
Nice!!!! My kinda chick! LOL
9 years ago
mateconpollapipi, nothing needs to be said other than you look like you are gay and thank you for wasting our time.
9 years ago
You will know why they call me mexiking, baby dick.

^^^^^Mexiking for the fucking win!!
9 years ago
all i hear from you is "mi pene es tan pequeño mi madre no me joder"
9 years ago
No neccescito que me "joder" mi madre. Tiengo tu hermana para joder. Gringo pendejo, te mato.
9 years ago
Mierda! Que buena diccion! Even used the special key strokes to add the tilde... or copied and pasted.. either way....
9 years ago
Denied
9 years ago
You sound more and more like ahmed the dead terrorist"gringo pendejo, te mato". Tell me, you like to have a hand up your ass? Then get right to it, don't let me stop you,herpespollacaca.
9 years ago
terrorist are not the only ones who hate whites, jesus hated white people.
9 years ago
there is no limit to your retardation, eh, sidacaca? Jesus doesn't hate white people, he only hates you.
9 years ago
i had a hardon fir 2 weeks, when 9/11 happened.
9 years ago
a hardon? is that what they call in chiuaua to a vivisection?
9 years ago
A Hardon is what your mother polishes for nickels in the subway, faggot. When your balls decide to drop, you'll know what it is.
9 years ago
So, how did your balls drop? Given the fact you already had a "hardon".Was it difficult to be called Carmencita?
9 years ago
you mom made me teabag her, and she made the drop with the force of her suction.
9 years ago
well, my mother may be a whore, but i'd rather be with both my balls, so, sorry, your failure is beyond even the most stupid idiotic kindergarden kid hank ever abused. enjoy your no-balls stay on mucho, eunucpipi.
9 years ago
and enjoy the rest of your pathetic life with your inverted penis.
9 years ago
you know mexican men don't always know how to please a mexican woman....just throwin that in now for someone to mix it up....
9 years ago
how can he please anyone, even himself if his intelect is residing inside an amoeba and his genitals have long since fallen of? I bet you're also dislexic, no, eunucpipi? You just press the keyboard with the tongue. I hope at some point i will pity you. Because your dead mother won't.
9 years ago
Hey.. its not the size of the nail.. its the hammer you're throwing at it.... or something like that.
9 years ago
I am now dumber having read your bullshit post.
9 years ago
hey, we've got a new cunt guys. you've had sex with 4 white women mexiking??? wow! four! FOUR, amazing, you sir are one stud muffin
9 years ago
that's impossible, you can't get any more dumb, eunucpipi.
9 years ago
jimmy, you misread "4 horses raped my ass and it exploded and now i am eunucpipi"
9 years ago
jimijames:that's just white girls, cum dumpster. I chose to stop at 4. It's not really my thing.
9 years ago
or the "hot bitches" saw your tiny pinata and laughed it to dismemberment? well, at least the horses and gay vets like you.
9 years ago
mexiking = iranian
9 years ago
Can we please unplug mybrainquit's feeding tube?
9 years ago
My feeding tube is more smart than you, eunucpipi.And, unlike you, it still has 2 balls and 1 dick attached. It's a shame you didn't cross paths with hank or dik, would have been fun to read that thread.
9 years ago
i'll make both those fuckers my bitches, just like I made u my pet honkey.
9 years ago
@jerkstore no way, iranian is actually funny.
9 years ago
i'm sure you will, mateconpollapipi/herpespollacaca/eunucpipi/Carmencita, i'm sure you will.
9 years ago
idk.. the whole 9/11 got me hard for a week line sort of gave me an automatic association with that asshole...
9 years ago
yeah, but he never said anything about his goat, just about his lack of balls. can't be iranian.
9 years ago
may allah shed his blessings upon you.
9 years ago
Hey, iranian, this guy's making fun of you. Make him your famous sis-kebap.
9 years ago
im having too much fun tearing you a new asshole.
9 years ago
well.. this thread has certainly stagnated.. is that all you guys got??
9 years ago
who is mexiking? never heard of him
9 years ago
*crickets*
9 years ago
wtf,man? cant i go out? eunucpipi, your mother farted you into dislexia.
9 years ago
Pussyhands was fucking MexiStink up, but Mybrainquit pretty much got pwnd.
9 years ago
Another day, another Bicho wannabe.
9 years ago
I've gotten more pussy, than your sister has had periods. You internet fags get no real clam.
9 years ago
epic retardation fail.
9 years ago
"ubber" Faggot ^^^^^ internet lingo is for faggots and whiteboys.
9 years ago
You realise fucking your family relatives doesn't count, right?
9 years ago
so i take it you're a ciabata who claims his pussyness on the net? yup, got me there.
9 years ago
not you, monkfish.
9 years ago
yes, you monkfish.
9 years ago
hahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahah
9 years ago
this is pointless, tijuanacaca, i submit to your awesome knowledge of pussy and wit.
9 years ago
as you should. Never tangle with your superiors.Back to your cartoons little one.
9 years ago
give me an example of a cartoon, oh, great cucaracha
9 years ago
Considering your fucking 12, dora the explorer seems right up your alley. THat And I know how much you support the teaching of spanish to american kids. It's inevitable cooter.
9 years ago
I'd like to get right up Dora The Explorer's alley.
9 years ago
listen, you fucking tumor formed as a holapeno with aids, all your comentaries point out that your as big as an idiot as bichofelix was so shut the fuck up, go watch your burrito and stop from waisting my time.
9 years ago
watch my burrito? wtf? stutter much? I am an asshole, Im a giant bean fucking eating, hateful fucking mexican. But i got something you don't, the balls to back up the shit I talk! think twice next time you fuck with me small balls.
9 years ago
you cant have balls, they were chopped at birth, your mother always wanted a daughter. Does the pink dress still fit? I thought since you fucks have no electricity and whatnot, the most entertaining thing to do is watch a burrito decompose, makes perfect sense.
9 years ago
we don't have electricity, we burn white babies for warmth. I got your burrito right here whiteboy, want a bite.
9 years ago
A burrito sounds awesome right now... A fucking egg and potato deluxe from Chubby's....
9 years ago
you kill your babies for warmth? that's cruel, man, even in a cave country like yours. Too bad all your relatives had to die so you could keep warm, minusculopollapipi.
9 years ago
They've been burning babies for warmth in eastern european regions for ages now.... This is not something new...
9 years ago
sssssssh, don't tell him that.
9 years ago
no, we kill your babies for warmth. where do you think that little girl madaline went?
9 years ago
and again with the reply button, you fucking excuse for genital warts. STOP BREATHING MY AIR!
9 years ago
To press reply
9 years ago
blow an aids patient, u simple minded fuck. twas an accident.
9 years ago
yeah, just like your father's broken condoms after he discovered he had aids and ass cancer.
9 years ago
Ball 1.
9 years ago
lol @ blow an aids patient...happened to me too, mexi.
9 years ago
Spic cunt^
9 years ago
this spic would beat some color into you billy bob.
9 years ago
you cant,eunucpipi,you're dislexic,remember?stop snorting that glue, it will give you the impresion you aren't eunuc and you dont have aids.
9 years ago
Ball 2.
9 years ago
ball 3? tell you what, my address is str. Tupolev Alexandru nr 13, second floor, ap. nr 18. When you're in Bucharest, give me a call. It will spare you the countdown and you will see faster that you've becomed eunucpipi.
9 years ago
did this fucking shit kicker just challenge me to a duel? bucharest? who the fuck lives there?
9 years ago
you need a dueling glove for that.. its not official unless you use one of those....
9 years ago
A LOT of hot bitches you'll never see or hear because you cant move away from your bed with your diaper attached to it and your mud statue representing your fallen balls.
9 years ago
Ball 3, low and away.
9 years ago
You like counting balls, don't you? Each number just rolls off your tongue, doesn't it?

Seriously, shut the fuck up, and go bus table 5 or this shift will be your last at the Mucho Cafe. You think you're gonna impress anyone with your imaginary toughness or your pussy getting skills? People that talk dumb shit like that are just stupid kids, if not physically, then at least mentally.

You are just a wet fart in Mucho's underwear. Oh shit! Too much carte blanca and beans. Meh, just leave the dirty drawers on the back of the toilet. MexiStink's mother will clean them up later.
9 years ago
He does appear to have seen a number of cocks, doesn't he?
9 years ago
I'm fairly convinced mexikunt had his heart broken once by a fair White girl. -Oh, plus she was fat.
9 years ago
To press reply lol.
9 years ago
WTF? How the hell did that happen?
9 years ago
lol.
9 years ago
LOL>.. I think Mucho is fucking up tonight.. it double submitted one of my comments a second ago.. and I never fuck that up....
9 years ago
happens to the best of us, mako.
9 years ago
Meh, maybe it was me-idk lol.
9 years ago
cmon mako.. when in doubt, blame it on a system error.... ;)
9 years ago
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