points: 1

Had to tell her twice

Smacked that bitch up.

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by -Morph-

submitted September 12th 2008

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Nice leg sweep
9 years ago
I thought the same thing.
9 years ago
what a man. typical, cant handle the emotions. what a woos
9 years ago
You play the mandolin kid?
9 years ago
are you on a drug I don't want zebulon?
9 years ago
surprised he didnt chop her head off, africans are fuckin crazy
9 years ago
that bitch gave him aids id be pissed too
9 years ago
ill second that
9 years ago
re: texas...not to interrupt the fun, but ANYBODY on the TX coast between corpus and baytown needs to fucking log off and fucking hunker down...gustav was a tease, ike's a killer

got a sis and nephew down in baytown...
9 years ago
Oh for sure man fucking dumbasses that are staying are pissing me off. I am in the panhandle so i'm just waiting for the rain to come so i can play in it with my jeep :)
9 years ago
hunker down? what about get the fuck out? they are telling the people who are staying behind to please write their name on their arm with black marker so in a couple of days from now when their body is found, they'll know who they WERE.
9 years ago
fuck it let them stay the world is over populated anyway
9 years ago
who cares about texas?
9 years ago
yeah we just grow most of your food oh and we just raised the gas prices too. fuckin Texas who needs it?
9 years ago
all I got to say is why don't you go back to being mexican since your are the lone-star state and you don't need anyone else. This is united states of american and texas don't belong!!!
9 years ago
we can grow our own food, so why don't you go and enrich mexico and go back where you came from!!! Fuckin hick. Your horse is shit, I got 105 horses in m7 3.7 liter slant six so fuck your 1 horse power cowboy ride!!!
9 years ago
I'm growing watermelons now. Anyone want one?
9 years ago
My brother lives in Austen. Is that in the danger zone? Today is his birthday. I was going to call him in a little bit.
9 years ago
I got some cabbage and potatoes going in my garden.
9 years ago
The only reason Texas thinks that bigger is better is because your dicks are the size of a spark plug.
9 years ago
can you mail me a watermelon toolman?
9 years ago
fuck yea bitch take that i love it when a hoe gets her ass beat , im adding this one to favorites
9 years ago
fucking green net is the cheapest fucking move ever invented

that shits gay you should die in a fire
9 years ago
STFU^
9 years ago
What just happened?
9 years ago
Hahah, shit. I have no idea.
9 years ago
The Obama family of niggers!
9 years ago
Do you really think that was funny?
9 years ago
waaa waaa wawawawawawawa
9 years ago
DeepCow is a real comedic genius.
9 years ago
booked for kkk convention.
9 years ago
ill just self destruct myself
9 years ago
How long you been saving that comment?
9 years ago
how long have you been waiting for me to say it ?
9 years ago
"I've been waiting so long I decided to make myself a sandwich. Would you like me to make you a sandwich, Marlee?
9 years ago
shut up cryax and get me a turkey pot pie
9 years ago
I like beef myself. turkey is for girls, chicken is for bi's, and beef is for men.
9 years ago
i like the tamales that the mexican drywallers sell for one dollar at my job
9 years ago
What kinda sandwich meat you got Nixon?
9 years ago
Every kind.
9 years ago
Lady told him she was pregnant with her baby. Nigger said "bitch that aint my baby" and delivered a nice ass beating.
9 years ago
*his*
9 years ago
or maybe she said, yeah we fucked and I have aids.
9 years ago
"Stewardess? I speak jive."
9 years ago
"Mack yoself a pro, slick."
9 years ago
"Layed er down, an smackem-yackem!"
9 years ago
Holy shit, I'm gonna have to watch that movie now.
9 years ago
wtf?
9 years ago
and gta2800, that is the best form of birth-control if you ask me!!! See, it is a complicated subject. You gotta burst your nut into the bitch knowing she will sprout a little brat. But, you slap her and tell her "bitch that aint my baby" and then you don't pay out your ass for child support for the next 2 decades and thus birth control takes into effect because, well shit, it aint your baby. right?
9 years ago
so, you are now a millionaire...
9 years ago
Hopefully he will murder your ass later.
9 years ago
I believe you forgot DNA testing.

Dumbass.
9 years ago
pow, right in tehh kiss'a
9 years ago
Geez, look at the head snap off of that first slap
9 years ago
by the way, those earrings wer'nt very sexy. He missed them and got her in the face. for the greater good.
9 years ago
I love black on black crime!!!!
9 years ago
thats no crime - its education
9 years ago
yes, it is rare. usually it is poor black on suburban white crime. But for once two poor blacks fight. Compliment the stereotype.
9 years ago
THAT'S NIGGERTASTIC!!!
9 years ago
bitch stole his banana
9 years ago
OoOoOoOoooo...
9 years ago
Pimpin ain't easy.
9 years ago
Anybody know what they are really saying?
9 years ago
yea i translated it they said your a fucking fag
9 years ago
Oh, really? What did they say about you?
9 years ago
That he's going to self destruct.
9 years ago
As the comments go on I'm guessing that cryax is a mortal kombat character, not from MK or MKII, but from one of the later, gayer version. Also, apparently his name is spelled wrong, he does something with a green net, and he self destructs.
9 years ago
cool judo sweep technique
9 years ago
Please no racist comments. It makes Hank sad. And when Hank is sad, the whole world is sad-even "Austen", Texas.
9 years ago
Also, remember that racism only exists towards blacks. Criticising any black person is racist.
While you can make fun of nearly anything here, keep in mind that it's HypoCritnasti who decides what's off limits on this site!
HypoCritnasti is such a tolerant libertine he will relentlessly obtrude his dull opinion regarding any minutiae upon you.
9 years ago
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