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Oh the CHOICES

What a HARD decision

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by DushanMandik

submitted September 11th 2008

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Oh the CHOICES
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but Joe Biden has such a nice smile
9 years ago
true dat
9 years ago
Joe Biden does have some serious chicklets in his mouth though.
9 years ago
You mean chicks with dicks in his mouth right?
9 years ago
Must vote for the set of legs with the tits
9 years ago
Too bad they ain't hers.
9 years ago
ohh OHHHH okay
9 years ago
I would so fuck the hell out of Palin. Then I'd fuck the NRA out of her, the lobbyists, and then give her a few more to be safe...
9 years ago
I'd put a shotgun up her pussy and pull the trigger...
9 years ago
nice gams won't get us out of this economic crisis... But apparently Japanese financial banks can.
9 years ago
Yay, more national debt!
9 years ago
yeah--where the fuck did all the capitalists go? suddenly all the bankers are die-hard socialists. taxpayer money is A-OK to bail out predatory lender scumfucks. homeless vets? not so much.
9 years ago
"predatory lender"... rofl
9 years ago
meh, as long as its not china, theyve got a military
9 years ago
I think I've heard that term used on late night infomercials.
9 years ago
People think the bailouts will fix the economy. They don't think helping homeless vets will.
9 years ago
In truth, you could spend the 800 Billion on paying for penis enlargements for poor asian men, and it would help the economy at least as much.
9 years ago
If they had just fucked off when all this started to fall apart a few years ago, we could be picking up the pieces and recovering by now. But now they keep delaying and putting us past the point of no return.
9 years ago
if the government hadn't forced the "predatory lender" to give out loans to people who could not afford them *hem* liberal policy in the Clinton admin- in the first place, perhaps we would not be in this situation. "but what about the homeless vets! they need houses too! give em' a loan! If you dont, then it's discrimination. No! You cannot have rules on who gets a loan or not, EVERYONE can get a loan!"
9 years ago
that being said, fuck this government bailout.
9 years ago
Homebuilders did whatever the fuck they wanted 'cause they knew the government would bail them out. Same deal with the banks and insurance companies. Corporate welfare niggers. You give people money for fucking up, and they'll fuck up. We all get to pay for their fuck ups now.

It doesn't matter. We're in too deep. They have to poof over a trillion dollars net into existence to prevent a collapse, after filling the other trillion and billion dollar holes that are popping up. They can't. Either we collapse or they try to poof that trillion and the value of the dollar falls to a few cents overnight. Welcome to pain, bitches.

And that was Wanko with your optimistic financial report. Over to dik with the beer news.
9 years ago
wanko none of this matters, if it gets bad enough that we run out of money we'll just switch over to communism

every great power that runs out of money does it, germany, russia...and anyone else who was as stupid as us 3 countries

running out of money is no big deal, because deep down we'd all much rather be dirty commies than learn to speek chinese
9 years ago
We'll switch over to Mad Max. There will be a period of riots, etc.

Once we fall, the rest of the world goes down too. It's going to be amazing.
9 years ago
im sure millions of gringos will be applying for mexican visas soon, so theyr able to save up some pesos to send to theyr poor families in the poor us
9 years ago
Mexico will just get poorer. The US falling is basically bad news for everyone. That's why the sandnigger countries never pull the trigger and kill our dollar, even with all the bullshit their leaders spout about hating us. No one has the balls to take the first shot.
9 years ago
...In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy.

"It's not based on any particular data point," a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. "We just wanted to choose a really large number."
9 years ago
^funny quote from forbes. And they're serious, it's not a joke.
9 years ago
"Section 8 of the draft proposal for the $700 billion bailout is starting to generate considerable interest. It states:

Sec. 8. Review.

Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by ANY COURT OF LAW OR ANY ADMINISTRATIVE AGENCY."



9 years ago
Yeah, because high heels, a miniskirt and a open blouse are really indicative of leadership ability. On the other hand, she could show up to Congress and the Senate dressed like this, and give enough of them heart attacks that the average age will fall below 50.

I'd hit it.
9 years ago
"Madam President, the russians are attacking!What should we do?
I'm gonna show them my snuke, so they realise there is no reason for an attack, we're fucked either way".
9 years ago
lmao @ "snuke." That's a new one for me.
9 years ago
You must not watch South Park.
9 years ago
Hilldog had a snuke in her snizz
9 years ago
I haven't seen South Park in a long time. Picked up a copy of Death Proof for $3 tonight, though.
9 years ago
death proof the tarantino movie? why not download it? it kinda sucked anyway
9 years ago
Planet Terror was better.
9 years ago
I like Death Proof better, but they were both pretty weak.
9 years ago
whatever happened to tarantino? i mean reservoir dogs...pulp fiction really great movies then some awfully average ones
9 years ago
Four rooms anyone?
9 years ago
The Hostel movies he's done have been okay but you're right dik tarantino has sucked lately
9 years ago
Hostel was a pile of shit....and was NOT a Tarantino movie. During the previews when it would say Tarantino presents Hostel...it means he backs the Filmmaker. Also, despite Tarantino declining in his career he still wouldn't make something like Hostel....stylistically it's just not him.
9 years ago
it likely meant he or his production company produced it
9 years ago
Nope, he had nothing to do with it aside letting them use him name to promote it.
9 years ago
his*
9 years ago
Typical, Four Rooms was funny as hell.
9 years ago
Eli Roth did the first Hostel for sure, he made cabin fever as well.. which was a pretty decent film... Hostel was brutal.. but I wouldn't consider them to be good movies based on shock factor alone..
9 years ago
so if McCain wins every American is gonna get a fuck with her or what?...
9 years ago
No, we get 4 more years of the same bullshit we're dealing with now.
9 years ago
...by the time it is your turn to fuck her, it'd be like chucking a golf pencil down a mine shaft.
9 years ago
Or a midget down a wind tunnel.
9 years ago
No. If McCain wins we get to keep our heads and drooling at half naked women will not be punishable by death. And you might get to fuck her sorta like how Osama would fuck us if he gets in - before we're beheaded.
9 years ago
So lets break it down. If Obama wins we'll have out of control spending, an ongoing war in Iraq, higher taxes, and will be bombarded with four years of meaningless liberal rhetoric. If McCain wins we'll have out of control spending, an ongoing war in Iraq, higher taxes, and will be bombarded with four years of meaningless conservative rhetoric. Congrats, you just won the ring toss! Will you have the shiny mulatto over here, or the perky mom over there? Step right up, a nickle gets ya one ring, a dime gets ya three.
9 years ago
Reminds me of that porn star's "one ring to rule them all" tattoo lol.
9 years ago
roland, you put it right. G. Bush senior put future presidents into the same routine.
9 years ago
Brembo, you fucking retard, Obama isn't a muslim.

Why can't people get that through their heads?
9 years ago
...because some people will be stupid no matter what.
9 years ago
Only in America does some stupid bitch from No-Town, Alaska get picked as running mate to fill a bullshit femmequota.
9 years ago
True, considering that you'd have to be from an American state to run for high office. BTW, you need to read your history on Italian politics.
9 years ago
Claude, careful. I fully support porn stars for political office.
9 years ago
Mary Carey in '08!
9 years ago
Holy shit Claude, that was a brilliant comeback.
9 years ago
Michael Dukakis in '88!
9 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hey, go suck a fuck!!!
9 years ago
I miss Agnew now. :(
9 years ago
At least Rockefeller went out with style.
9 years ago
watch..i got a feeling Joe Biden will bail at the last minute then Hilary will take his place...
9 years ago
Unless I'm actually "getting" a piece of Palins ass, then no. Untill then I'll be voting for Obama.
9 years ago
McCain gained in the polls shortly after picking Palin, but after everyone found out what a fucked up cunt she is, Obama shot back into the lead. Be prepared to say "President Obama" bitches!
9 years ago
Latest poll from the Democrats showed McCain ahead of Obama 44 to 42 percent with women voters, nice try guy.
9 years ago
polls are so accurate evangelical leaders condemn them as witches
9 years ago
Polls are 100% accurate 100% of the time
9 years ago
All Democrats are homosexuals, I have a histogram that proves it.
9 years ago
I thought evangelical just meant they tried to convert people and spread the word?
9 years ago
If Jesus ran for office, would you vote for him?
I wouldn't. But that's cuz he's a Jew.
9 years ago
to bad pussyhands, repub and demos are homos.
9 years ago
and no, jesus was a fag....if he died for a crime I committed rather than my sin but my crime really being a sin, then yes, I would vote for him. But jesus was a pussy.
9 years ago
no need for a justice system if jesus was pres. by the end of his first term he would have died 453,303 times or less he would just say hitler is the next best candidate.
9 years ago
I wonder how many of you actually think this pic is real?
9 years ago
Judging from a few of the posts above it seems a few do.
9 years ago
don't ruin it, i'm wanking.
9 years ago
real enough to fap.
9 years ago
they are all the same kind of corrupt ass holes so why not choose the eye catcher?
9 years ago
exactly, pretty people are dumb right? maybe a pretty dumb woman will slow our demise because violence is bad.
9 years ago
eehmmm... wtf?
9 years ago
and you appear to be a fucking idiot
9 years ago
^and you can't operate the reply button, dipshit.
9 years ago
and you can't operate the comprehension part of your brain that says that muchopro can operate the reply button hence his post utilizing the reply button.
9 years ago
what?
9 years ago
Translation: "I'm exofag and I'm a dumbfuck! Look at me I'm posting! I crave your attention and your cocks!"
9 years ago
Fuck Palin. She stinks. I'm tired of her Tina Fey look.
9 years ago
But Tina Fey is cute...
9 years ago
Amy Poehler, however, is not...
9 years ago
I wouldn't trust her to run an air conditioner, but she does look pretty damned good in a miniskirt. In a milfy-way of course.
9 years ago
+1 team milf
9 years ago
Stupid girls are not attractive,no matter what they do. I can sense it,even before they start talking absolute piss.
9 years ago
Palin oozes ignorance
9 years ago
Oozes ah? That sounds kind of hott....She can ooze some ignorance on me any day..
9 years ago
hey, if you like a squirting vagina all over your face like a big load of jizz, then let you be one with the pussy.
9 years ago
Go McCain!
9 years ago
New, from Mattel, the Sarah Palin Bobble-head doll.
9 years ago
you don't want the real thing bobbin on your cock huh?
9 years ago
you doll fucker.
9 years ago
x
9 years ago
if you want to see an old dumb slut dressed like prostitute just give irishs mom a call
9 years ago
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