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Logic

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by drumrave

submitted September 10th 2008

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so very true
6 years ago
not at all. Conventional is religous. wars are started over religion.
6 years ago
You should have been stoned at birth.
6 years ago
Its not too late
6 years ago
I'm always stoned... wait...
6 years ago
I agree with Swappi, and it pisses me off. Fuck Christians and all other religion. Especially Jews...Fuck you Jews...There is no fucking God, and you can't prove it.
6 years ago
Jew, Whunu...Jhunu...
6 years ago
If not at birth Hank atleast when he was a little kid... like that little kid who was hittin the pipe...
6 years ago
How about you prove that i dont have a baseball.
6 years ago
If I don't see it, then it's not there
6 years ago
FSM's proof of existence is his invisibility.
6 years ago
I like to make that last face when I have to talk to other people's children.
6 years ago
why not children in general, you pussy?
6 years ago
Who don't you slash your wrists, you pussy?
6 years ago
I don't have kids. And, I wouldn't talk to them if I did.
6 years ago
Valid.
6 years ago
not at all.
6 years ago
Fuck off Exo, you are a moron.
6 years ago
Christians are about as logical as Goatse.

(=☛♊☚=)
6 years ago
You take that back!
6 years ago
"christians"...thats a funny way to spell "all religions you stupid fuck"
6 years ago
Your air quotes are all fucked up.
6 years ago
christians are only logical to the idea of converting sensical religion into idiotic fanatics who love to wave their hands in the air and prayer!!!
6 years ago
Sensical isn't a word, but if you meant 'sensible religion' then that is an oxymoron. You are just a plain moron.
6 years ago
All religion, since christain and muslim are based on the jewish religion.
6 years ago
*christian
6 years ago
You sure about that?
6 years ago
and jews are based on egyptians which are based on the aliens that came and built the pyramids

did you really think a bunch of niggers could work that hard?
6 years ago
How hard would you have worked, I wonder?
6 years ago
All religion came from jews, ahahahaha.
6 years ago
The Jews stole their creation story (the second one) from the Mesopotamians and changed it around to make the serpent evil because the mesopotamian god was a serpent.
6 years ago
thank God (?) for the History Channel...
6 years ago
drumrave youre smart. all religion is "stolen" from one place or another in history. many peopel dont realize this.
6 years ago
I try not to show it off too much morph, I like to surprise people :P
6 years ago
Then where did religion start, Morph?
6 years ago
people trying to explain where they came from, and what caused death and national diasters
6 years ago
natural*
6 years ago
I was just wondering if Morph knew.
6 years ago
Question for Hank: Wouldn't Confuscianism and/or Buddhism be "logical religions" because they don't necessarily believe in any higher being, just people being able to reach a higher state of being.
6 years ago
I don't see why that would make them any more logical. I can't speak about Confucianism, but Buddhism claims to have some knowledge of a metaphysical nature, transcendance and reincarnation, for example. I don't think there is anything logical or reasonable about metaphsical beliefs.
6 years ago
Gotcha
6 years ago
Religion is what you do if you can't figure out how to masturbate.
6 years ago
i thought religion was sth like masturbation too. the real world is shitty, no purpose, no satisfaction, you are a failure, so you begin to fantasize...
6 years ago
When you believe you're going to live forever, you're just jerking off.
6 years ago
i has an secund grayd ejucashun
6 years ago
Very true. once you reach the third grade you might actually learn to spell cursive.
6 years ago
Tired Guy was smarter than you are now when he was in the third grade.
6 years ago
I'm willing to bet, based on how Hank's mood is today, that he either didn't get laid or is drunk. Any takers???
6 years ago
I haven't been laid for maybe 3 days now and have a slight buzz. It's not that. This Exo fuck is just a moron and I strongly dislike religion.
6 years ago
For once I find myself agreeing with Hank. I promise, it'll never happen again.
6 years ago
exo once you reach the age of 60 you might have enough change and food stamps saved up to pay a dirty crackwhore to touch you.
6 years ago
Religion is for people who can't face the truth that we all die, and that's that. Nothing more.
6 years ago
..wait...WHAT?...no virgins?
6 years ago
Actually being religious helps you face the truth, but whatever floats your boat man. Oh and when I prayed on this god said to tell you to "Fuck Off".
6 years ago
Religion has absolutely nothing to do with the truth. It has to do with faith only.
6 years ago
but its true the Jesus existed
6 years ago
Nobody here knows the truth. If you do post proof. So there's nothing wrong with a little faith.
6 years ago
The baseball above doesnt exist.
6 years ago
Thr truth is that science uses proof and religion is opposed to it. There are lots of things wrong with 'faith', since it means believing in imaginary creatures the way you are using the word.

And, Fries, noone know whether or not Jesus actually existed.
6 years ago
The baseball exists, retard.
6 years ago
Why are otherwise normal people complete fucking morons when it comes to believing in some "god"?
6 years ago
There really was a person called Jesus and he was crucified around 1980 years ago , whether he was the son of God is unproven
6 years ago
Whether there was any such person is unproven.
6 years ago
it's a law of averages really , there must have been loads of people called Jesus who lived in that region at that time. one of them must have been crucified.
6 years ago
Is that the basis for your belief in Christianity? You are dumber than I thought.
6 years ago
I'm not approving religion but you have to admit Hank, the way you go aboot trying to counter religion is as bad as a zealot trying to convert a motherfucker.
6 years ago
What about me is like a zealot? I trust in reason. Religion trusts in faith. Very different. I wonder what you'd have me do differently, PH? Acknowledge their beliefs as plausible? They aren't.
6 years ago
Don't worry Hank, you'll only burn in hell for an eternity.
6 years ago
Why would I worry about hell if I don't believe in it? The ridiculous religious fuckers are the ones worrying over a bunch of nonsense. That's why a lot of them join up, they are scared of going to hell.
6 years ago
We cant prove that Satan does not exist , it is pretty hot in the centre of the earth ,the supposed position of Hell.
6 years ago
i plan to convert on my deathbed - just in case
6 years ago
We can't prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.

There is a huge difference between the possibility of something existing and the probability of something existing.

Are you really this dumb, Fries? Please tell me you are just joking.
6 years ago
i'm hopeing to convert my bed into a sex den
6 years ago
Believing in religion really makes a person look dumb.
6 years ago
Good night, dumbies.
6 years ago
Nite nite Hanky xx
6 years ago
"Believing in relgion really makes a person look dumb" Hank you have really outdone yourself. Than i guess pretty much everyone is stupid. you take the line, "ignorance is bliss" to a whole new level
6 years ago
Speak for yourself Endo, I'm doing something that I promised in an earlier thread I'd never do again, and agree with Hank.
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I need a drink -_-
6 years ago
religion or no religion i believe we all should go through life using the "golden rule" wether you die and go to heaven or are simply recycled molecules and all back into the earth.
6 years ago
If there was a heaven, and by some fluke I end up there, I'd probably soon be kicked out for being drunk and disorderly.
6 years ago
I'm not reading all that, but I'm pretty sure that I'm God.
6 years ago
"Thr truth is that science uses proof"
bullshit... science is based on theory not fact, theory is a *belief that seems to make more since than others, science is not fact...
6 years ago
"I am, I said
To no one there
and no one heard
not even the chair"
...all world religions can be explained by ANY Neil Diamond song...
6 years ago
Science starts out with a theory and then uses experiments to prove it or disprove it. Saying that science is just another belief system shows that you are totally ignorant as to what science is. I'm not surprised, I guess, considering the quality of schools in Louisiana.
6 years ago
Very true hank. Saying science is a belief system is a way for the relious nuts to unsuccesfully disprove science and enhance their own beliefs.
6 years ago
speak for myself? so you're telling me that saying "probably about 95% of the population has some form of religion" would be a ridiculous statement? pray to your bottled god ass clown.
6 years ago
They have bottled god ass clowns now? Where do you find those? On the shelf next to reply buttons?
6 years ago
I don't believe that 95% of the population has some form of religion. Also, I think you'll find that the percent of religiousity decreases the more education one recieves and is highest among the teeming ignorant masses.

A more useful question, according to Richard Dawkins, is "Why is the God meme so popular?"
6 years ago
i could never figure out how some apparently intelligent, educated people could possibly be religious..but somehow there seems to be
6 years ago
People will believe in religion because it gives them comfort. Being pretty much obviously nonsense isn't a barrier to that belief. Comfort has a higher value than the truth.
6 years ago
fair enough MrButtfucker, i deserved that for not using the reply button...but i would like to point out that you two spend a shit load of time on mucho where atheism is probably very popular... and intelligent people are religious because the world didnt start with the "big bang". And if science is so fuckin great at showing there is no god, why havent they disproved it yet?
6 years ago
Whether or not a big bang started the world has no bearing on the intelligence of religious people. Also, I was referring to education, not intelligence. Studies have been done, I'm not going to look them up for you, that show as education level increases likelihood to believe in any god decreases.

Secondly, science isn't concerned with proving or disproving the existence of god. God is, by defininition, metaphysical. Science deals with the physical world. Also, it is impossible to prove something doesn't exist. Science can't prove Santa Claus doesn't exist, but like god, it isn't very probable that he does.

You've really outdone yourself here, Bendo. Really fucking stupid reasoning.
6 years ago
ok guy, studies could also show that black people are way less intelligent that white people (do some research on the school system), do you believe that? also, the second part of ur comment is just mindless bullshit. are you telling me that psychologist arent in the science field. Wow you sure showed me hank, try again.
6 years ago
Any scientific study is open to review and verification by other scientists. Bogus studies are eventually disproven. What disproves religion? Nothing, because religion doesn't use proof or evidence. No matter how ridiculous the religious belief system is, it can't be disproven.


There is absolutely nothing wrong with the second part of my statement. Maybe you just didn't understand it.
6 years ago
Right dude, google the dead sea scrolls and get some knowledge.
6 years ago
oh yeah, and notice how i dont have to write a fuckin novel to prove this shit, take some notes jr.
6 years ago
You didn't prove anything, but I agree, you should write less, because the more you write, the more stupid you sound.

Now, why would I google the dead sea scrolls, for what purpose?
6 years ago
I read the wiki entry on the dead sea scrolls. So what? I've no idea what your point was.
6 years ago
point is they're finding more and more evidence. I dont remember when they found them, but the scrolls were some of the first documents to be put in the bible. and when they compared the current texts with those of the scrolls, it was like over 99% accurate. My point is that we are finding more and more evidence each day that prove these stories from the bible were true. What we've learned from the past is mostly from written records so why should the ones from the bible be false? You are a faithless idiot, babbling about how there is no god and blah blah blah....
6 years ago
All that the Dead Sea scrolls prove is that there were manipulative morons in that part of the world two thousand years ago. Like we didn't already know that.
6 years ago
Oh, and it's not evidence that the stories were true, it's evidence that the stories were written a long time ago. There's a big difference, you see.
6 years ago
no shit, i never said the sea scrolls prove the bible is real, im saying that as time goes on, we find more proof of these stories, we may never find the hard facts but we are finding out a lot more.
6 years ago
religion is definately a huge topic, but as stupid as you think i am for believing in it, i think you guys are just as dumb to imply that people who believe in god are uneducated. well not you manny, but spanky up there.
6 years ago
People can believe in whatever they choose to, I've nothing against it at all, and I know that all you're doing here is standing by your beliefs, which is commendable. I do, however, have a problem with people pushing their own beliefs on to others and trying to state "This is fact, look we have evidence!" when nothing they provide as "evidence" proves the point they're trying to make. Once again this isn't me calling you out on it. You don't seem half as bad as any Creationists that anyone would care to name, they just seem to typify (to me) the kind of bigoted, zealous, manipulative, narrow minded pricks that are the main cause for this kind of debate escalating into something more extreme than a mere exchanging of words.
6 years ago
I hear ya man, I definately respect other peoples' opinions, and there choice of beliefs is not really my business. However, like you, i do hate when people get fanatical and start pushing their beliefs, or imply things about others that don't agree with them.
6 years ago
what got me into this conversation was spanky saying "Believing in religion really makes a person look dumb." How fucking ignorant is that? I don't look down on my atheist friends...its their choice, but when asswipes like hank say shit like that, it pisses me off.
6 years ago
Believing in religion really makes a person look stupid.

This damn thread hasn't let me post a comment for two days now and I'm tired of retyping my comments.

There is no rational reason to believe in any god, and why anyone would cherish a silly fairy tale as truth is beyond me. As I've said many times, seemingly intelligent people will believe in the weirdest shit.
6 years ago
"You cant prove that i dont has a baseball...and if you dont bow down and worship my supposed baseball with me...well, i'll just kill you"
6 years ago
^Muslim.
6 years ago
^I love you.
6 years ago
^Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
6 years ago
^Jealous?
6 years ago
Absolutely
6 years ago
All I will say is that there are assholes on both side, so this could just as easily be turned around.
6 years ago
yep - atheism is also a religion - and it's equally intolerant...(see Soviet history)...
6 years ago
Athiesm is not a religion.
6 years ago
this made my day
atheism ftw
6 years ago
Yes.
6 years ago
^I love you.
6 years ago
Thank you.
6 years ago
me too
6 years ago
^&^^ Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
6 years ago
I love you all.
6 years ago
^^Jealous Fugs?
6 years ago
REligious nuts hate being questioned about obvious flaws in their belief by attacking science, but have no problem using the technology that science produces (cars, computers, TV, et al). Damn hypocrits.
6 years ago
God provided the knowledge to build such things.
6 years ago
Science asks questions and then seeks for the answers.

Religions believe they already have the answers. They don't seek new knowledge and will often vehemently oppose it.
6 years ago
Have my babies.
6 years ago
donovan's an atheism groupie
6 years ago
Is Donovan a man or a woman?
6 years ago
i'd be worried if i was you hank, you've got a stalker
6 years ago
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