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Misunderstanding

Not what I meant when I said "Take your top off!"

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by smerf

submitted September 9th 2008

34 comments
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Misunderstanding
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muchoworthyMako
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comments (34)
hmmmm....witch half to start with?
9 years ago
neither
9 years ago
^homosexual
9 years ago
Yes, I would start with the 'witch' half.
9 years ago
The top half can't get away, but then the bottom half can't talk. They both have their advantages.
9 years ago
lol...good job nixon!!
9 years ago
the top half can bite
9 years ago
I'll take the top LOL
9 years ago
I sat "Fake". =)
9 years ago
sat=say =(
9 years ago
pat said sat
meant it to be say
don't worry it's okay
9 years ago
^not bad. Have you ever tried writting childrens books?
9 years ago
Here's a childrens boo for ya:
There was a kid who asked too many questions. One day he asked his mom, "how come daddy is bringing home young girls?" Mommy didn't know daddy was a cheater and decided to confront him. "How could you?" she said. "Who the Fuck told you?" He screamed. "Little Billy told me you bring home young girls while I am working."
Daddy became enraged and beat mommy to a pulp. When he found me, oh boy, was he pissed. He told me I was fucking worthless and then chopped off my head.
Mommy screamed and he told that bitch to shut-it and then chopped off her head too.
THE END
9 years ago
Boooooo!
9 years ago
Would it of been better if I had mention the kid shit himself and the mommy violently threw up while rubbing her clitoris and then the daddy shoved a bat wrapped in barbed wire up his sons ass and then into the woman's snatch. Blood was everywhere and he pissed on both of them <----muchosucko version
9 years ago
and then you wonder why people dislike you?.....
9 years ago
I'd buy that book, but only if it had illustrations.
9 years ago
Sounded like it was turning into the drumrave version of the aristocrats.
9 years ago
You incredibly desperate bag of shit...
9 years ago
Mako, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that. But there was no dog involved, and they weren't showing off to the circus boss. Practicing at home, maybe?
9 years ago
I thought of that too after I wrote it. I need to find a way to get paid for my creativity
9 years ago
you have none.
9 years ago
Maybe you can get paid to sit on things.
9 years ago
I might pay some money to shit upon your creativity.
9 years ago
The lower half would make the best serving tray and parties and/or small get togethers.
9 years ago
The top half is still available for birthdays, weddings, and bah mitzvah's.
9 years ago
She must work for David Copperfield.
9 years ago
damn she's hot.
9 years ago
^lucy pinder is her name. one of my favorites from uk. huge natural boobs that make you wanna curl up in her lap and have a suckle at that sweet sweet teet.
9 years ago
I'd be grabbing both parts under my arms, it's like "damn, I got two girls now!"
9 years ago
Well atleast if you didnt want to hear her jabber jaw.....you just lock the top part outside!!
9 years ago
What do you think socks are for, BCW?
9 years ago
I'd hit it. Both.
9 years ago
what do you expect from a blond?
9 years ago
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